I've wanted to do one of these artikulo for about a buwan now, but I was too scared and didn't know the princesses well enough. Now, I've re-watched all of their movies, and finally decided. Here's my current line-up. It'll probably change when bravo comes out though. :D 10. Belle
I'm going to say this straight up. I HATE Belle. Soooo many things about her irk me, some things just plain peeve me out. For one, she is not intelligent simply because she reads. She reads fairy tales! Not that I can blame her, because they're great, but I hate when people assume she's the smartest just because of that. Also, how is she odd? Besides the lack of attraction to Gaston (Which is the norm of her town) and she enjoys a good book? Because of her dad? That's her dad, no her. I fail to see how she is so odd and weird and she's isolated because of it. Want to know a truly odd character? Luna Lovegood! Almost the opposite of Belle. I could go on. Thirdly, EVERYONE loves her. The entire village, everyone in the castle, even the Beast! Hell, Gaston goes as far as attempted murder to make her his wife. Why? He could have one of the Bimbette's. The ultimate wife for a guy like him. She'll fangirl, and cook, and be a trophy wife. Lastly, I don't find her pretty at all. AT ALL. Her eyes have their moments, and her lips are her best feature in my opinion. But all in all, I find her plain usually. Some shots are plain ugly, she has a few cute moments. She needs a better haircut, and a better wardrobe. She's not a true bookworm either! I read all of the time, and it's everything I read. From adventures to psychology. I get it, she didn't have many options, but Disney glamorized something that I used to be made fun of for! I also hate how everyone thinks she's the most relatable princess. HELL NO. Okay, I'll stop ranting now. Anyone actually wants to hear me rant, I'll post an artikulo about why I hate BaTB.
Who could resist this babe? LOL
I like Tiana, I really do. She's a great role model, for little girl's and for me. She's the one who actually got my to study at all this year, which is a miracle because anyone who gets to know me will discover I'm notoriously lazy. I wish she would try to have a little madami fun, and I pag-ibig how she isn't looking for a man. I don't really relate to her becuase, like I said, lazy, and I don't really have a relationship with my dad like she did as I never knew him. I think she's one of the prettier princesses too, but like most I wish they'd let her hair down. Which kind of goes hand I hand with the I wish she had madami fun. But I pag-ibig her voice, her clothes, her family, her story. PatF haters are MY motivators. All in all, I like her. A lot. I don't pag-ibig her or adore her.
You're almost there, to spot number 8.
Ariel's only higher than Tiana because, well, her hair, and because I can relate to her a bit more. On the subject of the hair, I think it's fabulous, and would kill for it. I can achieve the colour, but never that awesome bouncy goodness. Only Ariel coul pull off those huge bangs, and I'll be the first to admit I pag-ibig them. I clicked with her about wanting something you seemingly could never have; She wanted to be human, I want to be an author. Then she saw Eric, and my connection was lost. She took initiative (horrible, stupid initiative) to get what she wanted after
she met him. Although Eric is amazing, and I can get the reason, but that connection is lost. Maybe because I kind of value my family and mga kaibigan above love. Maybe because I'm a bit of cynic at heart.
Pity those above you Ariel. They wish they were #8
I used to be a major Gusot tagahanga girl. I loved it all, every minuto of it. But that was a while ago, around the beginning of the rebirth of my pag-ibig for Disney. I can see why everyone loves her, unlike Belle. She's smart, creative and charming. Her naivety and silliness make me pag-ibig her, because people tell me I'm too kalye smart for my own good. Her guilt over leaving and her insecurity are things I can realte to big time. And her bipolar behaviour in the beginning really struck a chord with me. At the end of it, I adore her and wish I could be madami like her.
Who wouldn't want glowing hair?
Here it gets hard. Like, really hard. I pag-ibig Aurora. I pag-ibig her to bits. Anyone who says she doesn't have personality is crazy to me. She's soft spoken, loyal, a dreamer. She's a bit on the emotional side, and believes in love. hasmin was on screen for 22 minutos I think, that's four minutos longer than Aurora. It's not her fault she has a sheltered childhood. Also, I like that she's not spoiled. Obviously the mga engkanto adore her, but she had to do some chores like picking berries and cleaning. I like that she played along with the mga engkanto and the animals. I don't judge her at all for talking to Phillip. I would've done the very same. We all have different definitions of personality. Aurora happens to meet all of mine. Also, she's beautiful. The most beautiful. When I was kid, I loved her hair. I could never pull off golden curls, my hair is straight and light brown. I pag-ibig how her eyes change colour. They give her a unique flair. I pag-ibig her dresses, except for the kulay-rosas version. That was heinous, it clashed so horribly with her skin and hair. Never again. Never. Again.
I see no rose's being shamed.
This is so hard, it's kind of painful. I loved Poca as a kid. Then I hated her or a while. But I rewatched her movie, and remember how much I pag-ibig her. I remember even loving the sequel as a kid. I hate her lack of nose, and her lips reeeeaaalllyyy bother me. But she touches the adventurer in me, and the fighter. She talks to a tree, and where the hell did get that humming bird? She jumped off a cliff, something I wish I had the guts to do. She's wise, but she doesn't know what to do a lot of the time, like me. Except I'm lacking in the talking puno department. She can canoe, and where's that awesome dress. Not to mention she has one of the best body's in Disney history. She makes some dumb choices, like not running from John Smith, but Ariel did dumb things and she's like, universally loved on here isn't she?
Just Around the River Bend is my theme song.
Here's where the tiny things come in. My tuktok four are where the smallest things can tip who is my favourite. Cindy's not higher because I didn't know her as a kid. So I don't know her as well. Also, her passiveness kind of irks me. But I understand. Being lazy, I can understand not wanting to be alone on the streets. But the though of being a slave in my own household makes me want to wash their clothes with poison ivy, and put laxitives in their food. But despite her being new to my world, I pag-ibig her. She's so kind, like dressing those mice. I can't believe she tried to hit Lucifer. i'm a cat person. So I say leave the mean kitty alone, and go toture your evil family like they deserve. She worked so hard, she kind of helped me study this taon too. Cindy's a joy to me, really. I pag-ibig her voice, I pag-ibig her dress. She's also stunning. Those eyes, you could get Nawawala in them. That face, you could paint dozens of pictures and still be inspired. Her body's realistic, which is good. I can easily see why she's the world favourite princess.
3. Snow White
The prettiest dress Disney ever created.
I pag-ibig Snow White. Just like with Poca, I loved her as a kid, I hated her for a while, now I pag-ibig her again. That optimism, I wish I could bottle it and market it. I would make a fortune. She makes me smile. Seriously, I'll watch her movie, and then I'll notice I'm grinning ear to ear. She makes me laugh and smile, she brings out a happier Jess that doesn't often see the sunlight. She's so adorable I just want to hug her. And thank her for helping make me the way i am today. I like her voice, it gives me good chills. I pag-ibig her songs. I pag-ibig her prince. I pag-ibig her dress. I pag-ibig her face. Seriously, people asking for a fat princess should ust look to Snow for some feel good chub. But her round face is beautiful. That chub gives her character to me. She probably likes to eat, just like me. :) Her hairstyle is very fitting for the era she was created in. Though I do have a preference for long hair, Snow's the only princess who can seriously pull off the short hair. Punz is cute in hers, but Snow's short curls just add a bit of refinement to her juvenile appeal. Her smile is the most adorable smile ever created, with real rose red lips (No hate on Aurora, I've expressed my pag-ibig for her). I would've preffered her to have blue or green eyes, something madami striking. But her eyes did leave an impression on me. They're so warm, so kind, so Snow White. If I ever met someone actually like Snow, I'd make them my best friend. Then they'd have to teach me how to bake pies. Because I pag-ibig pies.
I pag-ibig Mulan. Her insecurity, her needs to bring honour to the family, her butt-kicking-ness, her clumsiness. She kicks butt in war, and is one of the prettiest princesses IMO. She defeated one of the scariest Disney villians EVER with a tagahanga and fireworks. She proved girls can do everything guys can do. Her wardrobe is pretty, and comfy looking. Her beauty is so underrated, it makes me sad. Come on guys, can't you see a beauty when it's standing right in front of you? Oh right, you're all over there mooning over Belle. We have an ass-kicking warrior with great hair and the prettiest face, and- Never mind, I sinabi I was done ranting. But she is a beauty. To Me at least. Oh well, Asians are the most attractive people to me in real life too. I pag-ibig how bravo she is, how loyal and how much loves her family. She's also one of the smartest and most clever Princesses in the whole line up. She has a brain, and she uses it as much as she can.
The Perfect Bride.
Mulan's was my first for a long time. But I recently re-watched Aladdin, all three of them actually, and I remembered how much I pag-ibig Jas. She's sassy and witty, flirty and is looking for love. She comes across as a asong babae for voicing her opinions in the only way they'll be heard. She's the princess I relate to the most. Not because I'm rich and spoiled, I grew up lower class with a working single mom. I relate to her because I'm never heard unless I'm shouting. We're both independant, have a lot of confidence, and very curious. We often make impulsive choices, like when she ran away without knowing what she'd face. We could easily be villians in my opinion, but our morals are what make us be the good guys. I'm not as pretty as she is though. Like I sinabi before, I like to eat. She's got the tiniest waist ever. Her hair is the coolest thing ever, but I'd never want it. It's not very me. The ponytail thing was never my style, and all of that hair must give you a headache. And her clothing is the amazing, but it would ipakita off to much of nerdy computer girl paleness. :P
I want it to be for love.
There you go. I hope you liked it. The Pagsulat was rushed, it's subject to change, but it's 100% my opinion. Feel free to comment. :)