Disney Princess Article: Life If Maleficent Had Never Cursed Aurora

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Life If Maleficent Had Never Cursed Aurora

posted by dclairmont

....Well this is awkward

Get ready for the stupidest story ever......*If I were you, I'd leave now*

The two good faries had already ibingiay Aurora her gifts of Beauty and Song, but Merryweather still had hers to give. Merryweather was just about to give her gift, but then, out of no where, the evil and diabolical....wait where is she? "Cut. Where's Maleficent? We can't do this film without her, she is the only interesting character in this story *not my view, not my view, not my view*. Okay, change in plans, Merryweather give your gift now, andddd action." Merryweather then sprinkled her magic and sinabi her words that kept everyone on the edge of their seats. "Well, I give Aurora the power to....be strong and invincible!" And with that everyone began to clap and celebrate as Aurora stayed bunched up in her blankets. minutos later, Aurora's mother decided to check on her beauty baby gir-wait why was there a rock in Aurora's carriage? Aurora's mother began to panic, but soon the rock began to sing and it was the most beautiful thing she had ever heard. Then reyna Leah took a segundo look at that rock, it sure was beautiful, the most beautiful rock she had ever seen. The rock had all the right moves in all the right places and curves that would make the boys faint. Surely this rock wasn't her daughter, but then she remember Merryweather wished for her to be strong and invincible, two characteristics of rocks.... reyna Leah knew this rock was her daughter, and she decided she would raise it into a beautiful young boulder.

15 Years Later
"Mom can I go take a walk?" Aurora asked her mother. "Well, I guess...but be careful! Last time someone almost threw you in a pond." Aurora rolled outside and began to sing her song that she had sang so many times before, "I wonder, I wonder, if I keep on rolling I'll roll into a human's body," but this time was different, this time, as she rolled down the burol at an uncontrollable speed she began to transform into a human. "Oh this is wonderful!" She got up and looked at her reflection in the water and was appalled! Her neck was .5 inches too long. With that she decided she was too ugly and decided to drown herself in the pool. The end! *Don't worry, she ended up becoming a mermaid, only to be killed 5 days later sa pamamagitan ng Ariel because Ariel was jealous of Aurora's pointy chin which could easily slice isda to eat*

But rocks are so last century!

PrueFever, turtleslikesnow and 6 others like this

Animated_Paint ...I have no idea what I just read XD But it was very amusing, and unique. So good on you for that ^^

mhs1025 ????????????

Mongoose09 "The rock had all the right moves in all the right places and curves that would make the boys faint." ^ OMG. YOU JUST MADE MY DAY WITH THAT LINE LMAO HAHHAHA

Newbiehere13 *gasp* I love it! xD

dclairmont thanks everyone! I don't know what was going through my mind while making this article...

princecatcher93 I think I broke my sides with to much laughter. Are you going to do more?

dclairmont Thanks, haha. And possibly...

SarahCorine Oh my gosh! That made no sense yet it was the cutest and adorable story I've ever heard of Aurora. lol I love it! I was having fun reading it. Very nice.

dclairmont Thanks a lot :)

MacytheStrange This was hilarious, but the part that REALLY made me laugh was: "She got up and looked at her reflection in the water and was appalled! Her neck was .5 inches too long." I can relate, my whole life I've lived with the shame of having a neck that was 0.0000000001 inches too long. Sigh...

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Eight Princesses...ONE MURDERER. Part 2

posted by percyandpotter

"WHAT?!" Mulan burst out. "You think I KILLED ARIEL?!"
"Well...it's not like we WANT to suspect you, dear," sinabi Aurora. "But you DID kill Shan-Yu...and all of his Hun army in that avalanche you caused."
"I had to! That's what a soldier does. otherwise it would've looked suspicious."
"You are a girl. You were already out of whack."
Tears streamed down Mulan's face. "I don't know WHO I can trust anymore! Ariel's dead...you all think I did it. I just want to go home."
Mushu popped out from Mulan's bag. "You still have me, girl! Aren't I much better than these catty princesses?"
"AHH!" Everyone shrieked....

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My Prettiest Princess Lineup

posted by madisonsavanna

Yes, I'm remaking it. Mainly because my other one was sort of thrown together and it the artikulo itself kind of sucked because it was my first and I just kind of sinabi stuff...So here's the updated one!

9)Tiana

This is my paborito sceencap of her, even though her hairs all messed up and she's SUPPOSED to look tired and worn out,..but she looks really pretty IMO

Favorite Feature: Her smile
Least paborito Feature: Her hair

I think Tiana is pretty, but that's where it stops. At...pretty. I do find her kind of plain. You know the scene where she's serving people? (when charlotte is telling her...

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Favorate Supporting Female Character Countdown Results

posted by founten

18.) Drizella Tremaine

"I'v never been a tagahanga of Drizella at all"-VGfan30

"She's a dumb bitch"-kenzieiscool People don't like her becuase she is mean to poor Sinderella and has no redeeming qualities. She is slightly prettier then her sister in my mind however.

17.) Carlotta

"I don't like her at all"-sweetie-94

"Carlotta is okay, her voice just irritates me"-DreamyGal, "She seems to act weird towards Ariel"-percyandpotter.

16.) Anastasia Tremaine

"Anastasia? I really like her, she is funny."-tiffany88

"I don't like her"-sweetie94, "ugly and so on"-skypirate....

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Pretty Princess: Who is the most beautiful? ♥

posted by dweeb

So I recently re-watched all the pelikula and completely changed my personal ranking of the prettiest princesses.

9. Snow White

The youngest of the princesses, it makes sense that Snow is extremely cute looking but not gorgeous. Her face is a little pudgy her eyes are shut most of the time.

8. Mulan

One of my favourites, Mulan is definitely not ugly, she's quite pretty in my opinion. Unfortunately, she's madami plain than the others and doesn't have that extra spark. I pag-ibig her oriental eyes and sleek hair though.

7. Tiana

Very pretty but again, lacks the je ne sais quoi that the...

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Results of the sexiest princesse s body countdown-as woted sa pamamagitan ng the public

posted by NaughtyBeauty

For first: šwhy do i have done this? Answer:No idea. i was bored and i wanted to make a countdown and this is the most amuzing page with the most amusing people: YOU. Bot here are so many countdowns and they are great so i deceded to make a new countdown about princesses sexi bodies. Forgive me the kama language an i hope you will injoy the reading.

9. Is there any countdown where Snow White is not the leatest? anyway i thint she deserves this place and i can see You do agree.She has no breasts, she has no,no, just nothing. Theres nothing interesting about her body.She is very childish at every...

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"Friend Like Me" Lyrics (Aladdin)

posted by percyandpotter

Lots of you sinabi it's hard to hear what Genie is saying in this song, so...here it is!

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazade had a thousand tales
But master your in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say

Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is you want...

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My tuktok 3 favourite Disney fairytales movies.

posted by LisaForde

Enchanted is without a doubt the best Disney film I have seen in a long time.A sweet pantasiya tale all about True Love.

Enchanted is without a doubt the best Disney film I have seen in a long time.A sweet fantasy tale all about True Love.

Ok I absolutly pag-ibig fairytales as they contain magical scenes like in Aladdin where Aladdin was taking hasmin on a ride on the magic carpet, romance like Sinderella meeting her prince ,Enchanting moments like in The Little Mermaid where Ariel gave up her life as a mermaid to be with a human. So I decided to write an artikulo on my favourite princess movies.

1. The Little Mermaid

Since I was about 7 years of age The Little Mermaid was my all time favourite movie. Packed with a great film score from the late Howard Ashman and Alan Menken, and a great story plot, TLM was a very good movie. My favourite...

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Dreamygal's paborito Scenes

posted by DreamyGal

Here are my paborito scenes from each Princess movie.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Ho hum the tune is dumb, the words don't mean a thing. Isn't this a silly song for anyone to sing?

I pag-ibig the scene where they are all pag-awit and dancing. They all seem so happy and are having such a good time. It surprises even myself that the end halik scene isn't my favorite. I just find it depressing that Snow White leaves the very people who loved and took care of her for some dude she never even spoke to.

Cinderella

But you see, I have the other glass slipper!

I pag-ibig this freaking part. Cinderella...

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Dreamygal's Favorites

posted by DreamyGal

Well, what can I say. I'm bored at work, and thought about Pagsulat a little bit about my paborito princesses, so here they are...

9. Mulan
I don’t hate Mulan; I just like the others better. I admire her for her bravery and strength. She sacrificed herself to save her Father; that’s pag-ibig people. My paborito line from her movie is “The greatest gift and honor... is having you for a daughter”. It is such a loving and powerful line.

Who is that girl I see?

8. Snow White
Snow White is so innocent and sweet, how can you not adore her? I pag-ibig her sweet spirit and the fact that she keeps on...

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My Version of Part of Your World

posted by KataraLover

This is my version it a work in progress it how I feel I wish I could be a merman

Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the one?
The one who has everything
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure I've got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more

I wanna be where the merpeople are
I wanna see wanna see them swimming
with those-what do you call'em?
Oh-fins!

Swimming...

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The Princess Party- Chapter 17

posted by AllegroGiocoso

    “Hang on,” Tiana told the others with a confused expression. “What are you all doing here?”
    “We are lost, and we have missing friends, and we were looking for you,” Ariel told Tiana. “Do you know where we are?”
    “New Orleans,” Tiana told the others.
    “Like noorwhens!” Ariel told Tiana excitedly. “Those are those things that you cut things with…Scuttle told me about those!”
    “Those are called knives,” Tiana told Ariel. “I run a restaurant, I should...

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The Princess Party- Chapter 14

posted by AllegroGiocoso

    “Oh my,” Sinderella gasped as she looked at the girl she was staring at. If this was a princess, this would certainly be the strangest princess any of them had yet seen. She had sparse clothing on in a sandy color, with her arms and legs exposed, but she had long, black hair that waved in the windy air.
    The girl was tattooed and she playfully smiled. Ariel decided, “How about you go through the same thing!” and Ariel plunged the girl into the water, and the girl came out, shaking her head out.
    “My name is Pocahontas,”...

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Princess Poetry: Snow White

posted by DreamyGal

*~DreamyGal Productions~*

For most of my life I’ve been a scullery maid.
My Stepmother wants me dead, and I’m afraid.
I’m lucky, because I was able to get away.
I didn’t know what was to become of me, but I knew I’d be okay.
I had just met my one true love, and we shared one song.
I know it’s with him that I belong.
I don’t know if I’ll ever see him again,
But as for now I am living with seven little men.
They gave me a tahanan when I had no where else to go.
My feelings for them are starting to grow.
They want to keep me ligtas from the evil Queen.
All they ask in return is that I cook for them and clean.
I’ve never...

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Princess Poetry: Belle

posted by DreamyGal

*~DreamyGal Productions~*

It was only yesterday that I wanted to leave this place.
Today that is no longer the case.
Things have changed, and I don’t understand.
Nothing is going as I planned.
In his presence I used to be scared.
I was lonely and I didn’t think he cared.
But now there is something different in his eyes.
He’s letting his guard down, and isn’t wearing a disguise.
His inner beauty is finally shining through.
He is sincere and true.
Now I stand in front of a mirror in a beautiful yellow dress.
I feel a little nervous, I must confess.
I think I have fallen in pag-ibig with him.
Should I tell him how I feel, and go out on a limb?
Yes, my feelings must be released,
Because this Beauty has fallen in pag-ibig with a Beast.

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Disney's 'students' highschool cliques?

posted by MadameLee

I realized before I continued on with Pagsulat my Disneyville High school story, I needed to put my various students into cliques of some sort. I have one rule only *No Disney herione/princess can be in the "Meal Girl" area. That's restricted to the triplets (one of whom is called Helene), Driezella and Anastasia, and anyone else I can think of who isn't a Disney heroine (or isn't a teacher)

Gaston is jock-either football or wresting.

the others?
Snow White* she's the youngest
Belle-nerdy type I think
Ariel-(I need something for her to collect?)
Aurora?
Jasmine?

Louis-rebel

Aladdin-loner?

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ME IN tahanan ECONOMICS -based on a true story (proof disney helps you in life)

posted by TheFabulousFAN

I wrote this because I was feeling walang tiyak na layunin and strange. Plus my mga kaibigan were like "We are geniuses, post this online." So I was like "this is pointless...but ok." So here is my pointless little blurb of weirdness.

Teacher/Mr.Moore: Ok class lets get down to business. I know you had a fun snow break but it's time to focus. today we will be baking muffins, we will follow the basic recipe but feel free to elaborate and make the muffin flavor of your choice. Come back to my class after school to finish the muffin project and be graded. Failure to complete this assignment will receive an F test grade....

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VGfan30's paborito Princesses

posted by VGfan30

I've been thinking of Pagsulat a artikulo for awhile now, but I wanted to wait until after Gusot came out before I wrote it. This is my first article.

10. Tiana(The Princess and the Frog)
I don't dislike Tiana, but I don't care much for her either. She's a dreamer, but her dream is a realistic one, and a like the daydreamers more. She also quite bland compared to some of the other characters, such as charlotte and Naveen. If she wasn't the main character, I'd probably wouldn't remember her as much.

9. Jasmine(Aladdin)
Now, I like Jasmine. She's smart, pretty, and knows how to stand up for...

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Results of Prettiest princess hair countdown- 2011

posted by cromulanfav

Disney had to give 6their heroines, aside from great look, hot princes and pamagat of a princess, amazing hairs too to make us even madami envious.

We already had this countdown, but with coming of new princess and new fans, it has been done again. You can read old artikulo link.
Here are they in order as you voted them.

10. Snow White

Old position: #10

I couldn't say I'm very surprised that Snow White came in last place. She was last in many countdowns. However, many people stated that they absolutely pag-ibig her hair. Why is it last than? Because of the other ones, who don't find her hair that...

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My paborito Disney Princes Ranking (Spoilers)

posted by princecatcher93

Looking good guys!

Well this be the princes princecatcher93 has caught to keep or let go. (Tell me if I didn't make that sound like a fishing ipakita or something?)

10: Eric
If you know me well enough you know I really HATE PRINCE ERIC!!! I'm going to TRY TO KEEP MYSELF CALM WHILE I WRITE THIS!!! I really don't see what the big deal is over this guy. I felt like he's the middle of the princes, not underdeveloped like the classic three but not amazing and has a great personality like every prince after him. He's just there! My whole childhood I could name all the prince but him because he wasn't anything really to...

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Merida

added by MalloMar

Source: Disney