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 "My stepmother tried to kill me? Really? That's a shame...want some pie?"
"My stepmother tried to kill me? Really? That's a shame...want some pie?"
Okay, this is about the princesses and their flaws or mistakes, and how each and every one either annoyed me or just made me laugh. And yes I know that without these mistakes there would've been no movie...but that doesn't excuse the fact that they are so damn obvious that they make Paris Hilton look like Einstein. These are in order of my favourite princesses.

Snow White

Her sweetness! I mean really watching Snow White now I'm older was just a toothache. The girl should honestly be traumatized...her stepmother tried to kill her! Instead she cries for a little while, finds a cottage and everything is all better? Oh and not to mention that she becomes pretty much a stereotypical housewife for the dwarves (Bigamy much?). Doesn't get anymore cookie cutter than that.
 "Ooh shiny green light...I want it!"
"Ooh shiny green light...I want it!"

Aurora

A Mary-Sue and a Barbie mixed into one. How...delightfully frustrating. Only thing that I could remember liking about Aurora was her beauty and her voice apart from that she is just completely devoid of character, oh and let's not forget her magpie-like tendencies. Seriously she dies because she gets hypnotized sa pamamagitan ng something SHINY?!

 "I'll forget the fact that she's not my mother and listen to her anyway...would they notice if I spit in their tea?"
"I'll forget the fact that she's not my mother and listen to her anyway...would they notice if I spit in their tea?"

Cinderella

Her obedience. Seriously pissed me off, I mean yeah I know respect for your elders and all but she was getting abused. Why didn't she try to do something? After all Lady Tremaine isn't her mother, she didn't have to listen to her. She could be all "shut up bitch, you ain't my momma...want something get it your own damn self!" Probably subsequently getting herself kicked out. Oh well it worked out well for her in the end I suppose. Also making it so damn obvious that she was happy about something, really? Couldn't you at least try to be as miserable as you usually were? I mean surely she knew that someone was bound to notice right?

 "That Eric is SO fine! I'd totally give up my tail for him...now where did I put that chainsaw?"
"That Eric is SO fine! I'd totally give up my tail for him...now where did I put that chainsaw?"

Ariel

The most obvious was making a deal with Ursula, she knew the octopus was evil and yet she still made an agreement with her. All because of some hot guy I mean yeah Eric's hot and all but...no I wouldn't go near Ursula because of him. Another one was the fact that she didn't just grab the guy and halik him when she had the chance. Would've made some sort of statement don't you think? And if they were truly meant to be then he would've liked it.

 "Okay I gotta make this quick because if the Beast finds me here he'll totally rip my head off...ooh a shiny rose."
"Okay I gotta make this quick because if the Beast finds me here he'll totally rip my head off...ooh a shiny rose."

Belle

Going into the West Wing. Doesn't get madami stupid than that...a big scary beast who could very well rip you in half tells you not to go into the West Wing, yet you go. Someone obviously has a death wish. Also WTF was she thinking on ipinapakita everyone the beast and thinking they would listen to her when she told them he was kind? A kind monster? Doubt it. Another one with magpie-like tendencies, sees a shiny rose and just had to touch it never mind not knowing what it could actually do to her.

 "No, no, no I will never sit down...if I sit down the whole world will implode!"
"No, no, no I will never sit down...if I sit down the whole world will implode!"

Tiana

The fact that she thought it was actually Naveen marrying Charlotte. They hadn't actually been in the city that long for him to have gotten transformed back into a human and propose and organize the wedding THAT quickly. They didn't even know that fat guy whose name escapes me as of now was impersonating him. Sigh...

 "Yeah bitches I'm so outta here, damn it I forgot the money."
"Yeah bitches I'm so outta here, damn it I forgot the money."

Jasmine

Leaving the palace with no money. Dumbass! I know she's sheltered and all but she should know that she has to pay for stuff right? That is how the world works after all I mean that big expensive palace she lives in didn't just fall out of the sky. And not realizing that Jafar was hypnotizing her father when he was doing it right in front of her! I mean...WTF? And Aladdin figures it out in two seconds.

 "They totally won't tell I'm a girl...man if guy-me was real, I would so petsa me."
"They totally won't tell I'm a girl...man if guy-me was real, I would so petsa me."

Mulan

I pag-ibig Mulan I really do and I admire what she did. But it was obvious that she didn't really put too much thought into it. For one she doesn't know the first ting about being a guy...they were bound to notice that she was a little "different". But her attempts to act like a guy were priceless!

 "I pag-ibig you and even though I spent the entire movie protecting you, I'll allow you to fuck off to God knows where."
"I pag-ibig you and even though I spent the entire movie protecting you, I'll allow you to fuck off to God knows where."

Pocahontas

For not realizing all along what she had to do. It was so freaking obvious, she had spent the whoe portion of the movie convincing John Smith to have respect for her people and her culture and yet she didn't know what to do after he was carried away from her. And then after it's all over she just simply lets him go away. It's like yeah thanks for the smooch bye now! WTF?! I understand her reasons but she easily could've had him in the segundo movie, instead she picks John Rolfe. What a replacement! History sucks sometimes.
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posted by Arsalanistan
Hello, I am planning to create Line-Up Princesses in 2D, first thing I need to do:

Mystery Disney Princess:

Jackee Valere (princesslullaby) DONE
Noemi (lilittu) DONE
Maariyah (Mine) DONE
Cleopatra (disneyfan500) DONE
Alicia (iwoveturtles) DONE
Eva (TigerRanma) DONE
Kalini (Anjali1986) DONE
Maria Makiling (Elemental-Aura)DONE
Sofia (firegirl1515)
Miguela (kenzieiscool)
Nadia (PrincessAyeka12)DONE
Myeong-Yi (MeiCheng)DONE

Those listahan will be finish soon as I get madami information about those Princesses(and girls).

Disney Princess in 2D

Jasmine DONE
Tiana
Ariel
Pocahontas DONE
Mulan
Snow White
Cinderella
Belle
Aurora

All...
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Team Mulan (Straggy, pretty_angel92, BKG201 and me) is representing to you our paborito princesses. So, artikulo is written only sa pamamagitan ng me, I used BKG201's article, Straggy's artikulo and pretty_angel92's comments but I couldn't ask them about every detail, so I wrote artikulo alone. I hope you guys won't mind and that I included your opinion well.

On our pagtitip. page I did some calculations and this is the listahan we got. In the corner of the pictures you can see our names and our rank about every princess. We all pretty much agree about our tuktok 3 and really like them all, maybe 4 too, and we have different...
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I hope no one sees through my disguise.
I know what I’ve done is not very wise.
But I stand behind my choice.
When this is all sinabi and done hopefully my family will rejoice.
My Father is just too old and weak,
And won’t take any of our critique.
So I decided to go in his place.
I left in the middle of the night without a trace.
I have to act bravo and strong,
And hopefully nothing will go wrong.
But something has messed up my plan.
I think I’m falling in pag-ibig with a man.
No, not a soldier, my Captain!
I don’t really know how it happened or when.
I do know that he doesn’t feel the same.
I am, after...
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I DON'T agree with everything Shannon says but you know different perspectives are always nice.
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