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 "My stepmother tried to kill me? Really? That's a shame...want some pie?"
"My stepmother tried to kill me? Really? That's a shame...want some pie?"
Okay, this is about the princesses and their flaws or mistakes, and how each and every one either annoyed me or just made me laugh. And yes I know that without these mistakes there would've been no movie...but that doesn't excuse the fact that they are so damn obvious that they make Paris Hilton look like Einstein. These are in order of my favourite princesses.

Snow White

Her sweetness! I mean really watching Snow White now I'm older was just a toothache. The girl should honestly be traumatized...her stepmother tried to kill her! Instead she cries for a little while, finds a cottage and everything is all better? Oh and not to mention that she becomes pretty much a stereotypical housewife for the dwarves (Bigamy much?). Doesn't get anymore cookie cutter than that.
 "Ooh shiny green light...I want it!"
"Ooh shiny green light...I want it!"

Aurora

A Mary-Sue and a Barbie mixed into one. How...delightfully frustrating. Only thing that I could remember liking about Aurora was her beauty and her voice apart from that she is just completely devoid of character, oh and let's not forget her magpie-like tendencies. Seriously she dies because she gets hypnotized sa pamamagitan ng something SHINY?!

 "I'll forget the fact that she's not my mother and listen to her anyway...would they notice if I spit in their tea?"
"I'll forget the fact that she's not my mother and listen to her anyway...would they notice if I spit in their tea?"

Cinderella

Her obedience. Seriously pissed me off, I mean yeah I know respect for your elders and all but she was getting abused. Why didn't she try to do something? After all Lady Tremaine isn't her mother, she didn't have to listen to her. She could be all "shut up bitch, you ain't my momma...want something get it your own damn self!" Probably subsequently getting herself kicked out. Oh well it worked out well for her in the end I suppose. Also making it so damn obvious that she was happy about something, really? Couldn't you at least try to be as miserable as you usually were? I mean surely she knew that someone was bound to notice right?

 "That Eric is SO fine! I'd totally give up my tail for him...now where did I put that chainsaw?"
"That Eric is SO fine! I'd totally give up my tail for him...now where did I put that chainsaw?"

Ariel

The most obvious was making a deal with Ursula, she knew the octopus was evil and yet she still made an agreement with her. All because of some hot guy I mean yeah Eric's hot and all but...no I wouldn't go near Ursula because of him. Another one was the fact that she didn't just grab the guy and halik him when she had the chance. Would've made some sort of statement don't you think? And if they were truly meant to be then he would've liked it.

 "Okay I gotta make this quick because if the Beast finds me here he'll totally rip my head off...ooh a shiny rose."
"Okay I gotta make this quick because if the Beast finds me here he'll totally rip my head off...ooh a shiny rose."

Belle

Going into the West Wing. Doesn't get madami stupid than that...a big scary beast who could very well rip you in half tells you not to go into the West Wing, yet you go. Someone obviously has a death wish. Also WTF was she thinking on ipinapakita everyone the beast and thinking they would listen to her when she told them he was kind? A kind monster? Doubt it. Another one with magpie-like tendencies, sees a shiny rose and just had to touch it never mind not knowing what it could actually do to her.

 "No, no, no I will never sit down...if I sit down the whole world will implode!"
"No, no, no I will never sit down...if I sit down the whole world will implode!"

Tiana

The fact that she thought it was actually Naveen marrying Charlotte. They hadn't actually been in the city that long for him to have gotten transformed back into a human and propose and organize the wedding THAT quickly. They didn't even know that fat guy whose name escapes me as of now was impersonating him. Sigh...

 "Yeah bitches I'm so outta here, damn it I forgot the money."
"Yeah bitches I'm so outta here, damn it I forgot the money."

Jasmine

Leaving the palace with no money. Dumbass! I know she's sheltered and all but she should know that she has to pay for stuff right? That is how the world works after all I mean that big expensive palace she lives in didn't just fall out of the sky. And not realizing that Jafar was hypnotizing her father when he was doing it right in front of her! I mean...WTF? And Aladdin figures it out in two seconds.

 "They totally won't tell I'm a girl...man if guy-me was real, I would so petsa me."
"They totally won't tell I'm a girl...man if guy-me was real, I would so petsa me."

Mulan

I pag-ibig Mulan I really do and I admire what she did. But it was obvious that she didn't really put too much thought into it. For one she doesn't know the first ting about being a guy...they were bound to notice that she was a little "different". But her attempts to act like a guy were priceless!

 "I pag-ibig you and even though I spent the entire movie protecting you, I'll allow you to fuck off to God knows where."
"I pag-ibig you and even though I spent the entire movie protecting you, I'll allow you to fuck off to God knows where."

Pocahontas

For not realizing all along what she had to do. It was so freaking obvious, she had spent the whoe portion of the movie convincing John Smith to have respect for her people and her culture and yet she didn't know what to do after he was carried away from her. And then after it's all over she just simply lets him go away. It's like yeah thanks for the smooch bye now! WTF?! I understand her reasons but she easily could've had him in the segundo movie, instead she picks John Rolfe. What a replacement! History sucks sometimes.
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So I decided to write a heartfelt review of this movie that honestly I hold very dear to me.


The Movie:

Beauty and the Beast I must say is one of the darker Disney movies. The theme is a bit madami mature then stuff like "The Little Mermaid" but in a sense that's one of this pelikula most appealing qualities, you can watch it over and over and you can see something new each time and really watch at how much effort truly went into this film with every movement.

"Once Upon A Time..." I admit when I heard those words I nearly rolled my eyes, really isn't that the most original beginning ever(*Sarcasm*)...
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In 2012, Rapunzel arrived on the scene in Disney's "Tangled," making history as the first ever computer generated princess. When Gusot came out, it was a big hit and Rapunzel became an instant bituin with her adventurous personality, rambunctious nature, and long hair.

However, it didn't stop there. 2 years later, the world was introduced to another 3d princess. A red, curly haired, sword-swinging, bow and palaso shooting lass from the highlands of Scotland named Merida. Much like Rapunzel, Merida became an instant bituin on her arrival, even before then. Pictures and artwork of her were all over...
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*Please read my other artikulo for Sinderella at my profiles artikulo that i've created for further misunderstandings.

1. Two Tone ginto Snow White Bow Diamond Ring .05
This beautiful ring relates to Snow White sa pamamagitan ng representing her red bow except this bow is coated with diamonds and is platinum however it's core (i call the ring part the core) is gold, and the ribbon also has a kulay-rosas sapphire heart.



2. White Pendant 14K Solid Yellow ginto

What's better for a snow white kuwintas than a kuwintas of a pendant that has a perfect picture of snow white herself? It has two tones of gold-
one yellow gold,...
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Since most of the Disney princesses are derived from fairy tales they have gone through many transformations before Disney took their stab at it. I’m going to use the stories I grew up on as “the original”.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
In the original Brothers Grimm story the evil reyna tries three times before the poisoned mansanas to kill Snow White and fails, ones with a poison comb, once with a murderously tight hair ribbon and another time with a similarly tight corset. Each time she is saved sa pamamagitan ng the dwarves. Disney also gets rid of the queens violent smashing of the magic...
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 hips are way to hipster, so is a good personality, songs, a man.....
hips are way to hipster, so is a good personality, songs, a man.....
I think we all know that hips don't lie. They clearly will ipakita you a good princess from a bad one. I for one, really think hips deserve madami recognition because they make or break a princess. So yeah, let's start with the hip mania. *I'd leave now, this artikulo gonna be pretty intense*

10. Ariel

Ariel's hips are the biggest liars I've ever met! They walk in like, whaddup I got some big scales, and walks out with human hips. (Did you see that pop culture reference, I'm like the movie Hercules) It's like, whoa. What. Just. Happened. I'm just gonna stop right here because Ariel's hips are almost...
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First a little introduction, I have every intention of seeing this movie, but here are my personal judgments of this movie based on the controversies surrounding it, trailers and so forth. Since i like to end on a happy note, we'll start with the bad.
5. THE pRINCESS: When I first saw this trailer i was thinking "how the hell can a black waitress from New Orleans in the 20's be a princess? but the madami trailers that got released i slowly realized that Tiana isn't actually a princess at all, at least not sa pamamagitan ng birth anyway, suddenly the whole she turns into a frog thing made allot madami sense. But...
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