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 "My stepmother tried to kill me? Really? That's a shame...want some pie?"
"My stepmother tried to kill me? Really? That's a shame...want some pie?"
Okay, this is about the princesses and their flaws or mistakes, and how each and every one either annoyed me or just made me laugh. And yes I know that without these mistakes there would've been no movie...but that doesn't excuse the fact that they are so damn obvious that they make Paris Hilton look like Einstein. These are in order of my favourite princesses.

Snow White

Her sweetness! I mean really watching Snow White now I'm older was just a toothache. The girl should honestly be traumatized...her stepmother tried to kill her! Instead she cries for a little while, finds a cottage and everything is all better? Oh and not to mention that she becomes pretty much a stereotypical housewife for the dwarves (Bigamy much?). Doesn't get anymore cookie cutter than that.
 "Ooh shiny green light...I want it!"
"Ooh shiny green light...I want it!"

Aurora

A Mary-Sue and a Barbie mixed into one. How...delightfully frustrating. Only thing that I could remember liking about Aurora was her beauty and her voice apart from that she is just completely devoid of character, oh and let's not forget her magpie-like tendencies. Seriously she dies because she gets hypnotized sa pamamagitan ng something SHINY?!

 "I'll forget the fact that she's not my mother and listen to her anyway...would they notice if I spit in their tea?"
"I'll forget the fact that she's not my mother and listen to her anyway...would they notice if I spit in their tea?"

Cinderella

Her obedience. Seriously pissed me off, I mean yeah I know respect for your elders and all but she was getting abused. Why didn't she try to do something? After all Lady Tremaine isn't her mother, she didn't have to listen to her. She could be all "shut up bitch, you ain't my momma...want something get it your own damn self!" Probably subsequently getting herself kicked out. Oh well it worked out well for her in the end I suppose. Also making it so damn obvious that she was happy about something, really? Couldn't you at least try to be as miserable as you usually were? I mean surely she knew that someone was bound to notice right?

 "That Eric is SO fine! I'd totally give up my tail for him...now where did I put that chainsaw?"
"That Eric is SO fine! I'd totally give up my tail for him...now where did I put that chainsaw?"

Ariel

The most obvious was making a deal with Ursula, she knew the octopus was evil and yet she still made an agreement with her. All because of some hot guy I mean yeah Eric's hot and all but...no I wouldn't go near Ursula because of him. Another one was the fact that she didn't just grab the guy and halik him when she had the chance. Would've made some sort of statement don't you think? And if they were truly meant to be then he would've liked it.

 "Okay I gotta make this quick because if the Beast finds me here he'll totally rip my head off...ooh a shiny rose."
"Okay I gotta make this quick because if the Beast finds me here he'll totally rip my head off...ooh a shiny rose."

Belle

Going into the West Wing. Doesn't get madami stupid than that...a big scary beast who could very well rip you in half tells you not to go into the West Wing, yet you go. Someone obviously has a death wish. Also WTF was she thinking on ipinapakita everyone the beast and thinking they would listen to her when she told them he was kind? A kind monster? Doubt it. Another one with magpie-like tendencies, sees a shiny rose and just had to touch it never mind not knowing what it could actually do to her.

 "No, no, no I will never sit down...if I sit down the whole world will implode!"
"No, no, no I will never sit down...if I sit down the whole world will implode!"

Tiana

The fact that she thought it was actually Naveen marrying Charlotte. They hadn't actually been in the city that long for him to have gotten transformed back into a human and propose and organize the wedding THAT quickly. They didn't even know that fat guy whose name escapes me as of now was impersonating him. Sigh...

 "Yeah bitches I'm so outta here, damn it I forgot the money."
"Yeah bitches I'm so outta here, damn it I forgot the money."

Jasmine

Leaving the palace with no money. Dumbass! I know she's sheltered and all but she should know that she has to pay for stuff right? That is how the world works after all I mean that big expensive palace she lives in didn't just fall out of the sky. And not realizing that Jafar was hypnotizing her father when he was doing it right in front of her! I mean...WTF? And Aladdin figures it out in two seconds.

 "They totally won't tell I'm a girl...man if guy-me was real, I would so petsa me."
"They totally won't tell I'm a girl...man if guy-me was real, I would so petsa me."

Mulan

I pag-ibig Mulan I really do and I admire what she did. But it was obvious that she didn't really put too much thought into it. For one she doesn't know the first ting about being a guy...they were bound to notice that she was a little "different". But her attempts to act like a guy were priceless!

 "I pag-ibig you and even though I spent the entire movie protecting you, I'll allow you to fuck off to God knows where."
"I pag-ibig you and even though I spent the entire movie protecting you, I'll allow you to fuck off to God knows where."

Pocahontas

For not realizing all along what she had to do. It was so freaking obvious, she had spent the whoe portion of the movie convincing John Smith to have respect for her people and her culture and yet she didn't know what to do after he was carried away from her. And then after it's all over she just simply lets him go away. It's like yeah thanks for the smooch bye now! WTF?! I understand her reasons but she easily could've had him in the segundo movie, instead she picks John Rolfe. What a replacement! History sucks sometimes.
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Hi, it's me, Chericherry. I'm spent a boring, cold Saturday, typing up this article. The pamagat says it all. From each princess, I'm going to tell you what I most desire from each princess. From clothes, hair, personality, and more. It's close to Christmas! Hope you like it!

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Snow White

 high heels and bow
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Have you ever noticed Snow White's shoes? They're almost the same as Cinderella's glass slippers (they are also beautiful) except its not transparent, the color's in between tan and yellow. They are really cute, they look comfortable, too.

That cute little red bow says it all! Its...
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I'm sure many of you are aware that Beauty and the Beast is my paborito Disney movie, since I can't help but trumpet that fact everywhere I go, but lately I've been hearing a lot about the plot holes present in the film. I hadn't ever noticed any of these discrepancies until people pointed them out to me, and I was surprised to find that their presence did nothing to diminish my pag-ibig for the movie. Normally the revelation of these plot holes would have bumped the movie down several spots on my list, but instead they provided pagkain for thought. I'm not here to deny their existence, because they're...
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Wow, it's taken me forever to write this but I've finally finished it! This was one of the most difficult lists I've ever written because I find all of the princesses very pretty. Let's just establish that right now - none of the princesses are unattractive, so please don't be offended if I say there's a certain aspect about one of them that I don't like. Enjoy!

11. Jasmine
People have sinabi it before, and I’ll say it again: hasmin looks a bit like an alien. It’s her eyes. They get to me. They’re too slanted and the eyelashes seem weird. On tuktok of this, her body is incredibly unrealistic....
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In honor of it being Disney Princess Songs Month, I wanted to write a listahan of my paborito songs. This was incredibly difficult for me, because I really pag-ibig so many of the songs. To make it a little easier, I divided the songs up into different categories.  I don't have a whole lot of time on my hands right now because I'm moving, so I decided to do this one first. I didn't include EVERY reprise; just the ones that I personally love...  

7. Once Upon A Dream (Third-prise)
 You'll pag-ibig me at once, the way you did once upon a dream
You'll pag-ibig me at once, the way you did once upon a dream

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