Disney Princess Article: CRAP I'M GETTING AN F.

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posted by madisonsavanna

fancysparkle:
I want to be known as the DP leader
Take away personalities
And if I don't get the things I am after...
I'm going to SCREAM!
I want this spot, I want this whole spot!
No opinions, pick killing, no princesslullaby ruling
And NOW!
I don't care how, I want it now!
Don't care how, I want it NOW!

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Oompah loompah doompa dee doo
I've got a Fanpop puzzle for you
Oompah loompah doompah da dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
Who do ya' blame when you've turned into a Nazi?
When all your cyber mga kaibigan are in a terrible posse
Blaming the fans is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame!
THE LEGEND FANPOP HITLER!
Oompah loompah doompa dee dah
If you're not a troll then you will go far
You will live in happiness, too
Like the DP fans who aren't STU...................................pid

PrueFever, misscindyspice and 19 others like this

firegirl1515 OMGROTFLMAO *fans*

hindaa LOL :D

CodyVenusTrent XD

xXSweeneyXx LOL!

VGfan30 Awesomeness.

Mongoose09 I love that song so much LOL!!! "Daddy I want a golden goose!"

TigerRanma Very nice job with the lyrics.

ppv LOL

tiffany88 Lol XD

CuteDiana Magical LOL xD

disneyfan500 ROFlMAO

percyandpotter OMG I SANG THE ORIGINAL SONG BEFORE xD *fans and favorites*

justinfangrrl AHHH! this made my day!!!

fhghu EPIC WIN. ROFL. XD

lepetitsouris HAHAHAHAHA

Straggy THOU HAST WON AT LIFE. Please, accept this trophy.

Duncan_Courtney ROTFLCOPTER This is so funny, omg, I think I just died a little from laughter And btw I'm like slow, I always find stuff last on here :/ Where did this fancysparkle business begin? Where did she/he grade everyone? I haven't been able to get on lately so I'm behind

disneyfan500 Check your profile wall.

Darkshine NO, YOU'RE GETTING AN A! ROFLMAO.

2cherryblossoms LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hajirah4 LOL! i love willy wonka!!! edit: Woah, it's so obvious I was 10 when I wrote that.

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Disney Princesses being sorted into Camp Half-Blood cabins (Percy Jackson)

posted by WhiteLagoon13

Hi!
I'm a huge tagahanga of Rick Riordan's books, and I thought this would be an interesting idea! First of all, let me explain you a bit: there are 20 cabins in Camp Half-Blood, each of them belongs to a god, and their demigod children live in their respective cabins. For example, Percy Jackson belongs in cabin #3 because he's a son of Poseidon, and Annabeth Chase belongs to cabin #6 since her mother is Athena. The 20 cabins are:
#1 – Zeus (king of the gods)
#2 – Hera (goddess of marriage and fidelity)
#3 – Poseidon (god of the sea)
#4 – Demeter (goddess of nature)
#5 – Ares (god of war)
#6 –...

New Ralph Breaks the Internet Princesses image

added by Sparklefairy375

Source: Disney

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Walt Disney larawan - Pocahontas

added by JaDangerz

Source: Disney

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Lavendergolden's "Disney princess season symbolism"

posted by Lavendergolden

Different faces, different personalities

We all pag-ibig Disney princesses, don’t we? So Seasons are also like them, they are really different from each other and each one of them at least has a good trait. I recently developed an interest of Pagsulat artikulo on Disney princess symbolism. Thanks to the people who viewed my artikulo recently and loved them! Hope you all enjoy!
Snow white – Spring
Yes! For me the princesses in spring category are kind, resourceful, pure, obedient, self-reserved, matured and somewhat innocent. I like the Spring people. Traits or qualities tell she’s a spring person. She always likes to keep the room...

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Indian Influences in Aladdin (A Lesson for Ignorant People)

posted by hatelarxene

1. The outside of the palace is inspired sa pamamagitan ng the Taj Mahal.

2. The word "Agra" is in the name Agrabah. Agra is a city in INDIA.

3. Rajah is a tiger. mga tigre are a symbol of INDIA.

4. Lotus fountains (like the one we see when we're first introduced to Jasmine) are an Indian thing.

5. "Abu" is an Indian name.

People complaining about Naomi being cast as hasmin because she's Indian need to educate themselves.

If you want a version of Aladdin with hasmin being played sa pamamagitan ng a Middle Eastern woman, then major in film and get a film degree. It's not Disney's job to please you.

As for the people complaining...

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DVD Review: Disney Princess "Princess Party Volume One"

posted by ApplesauceDoctr

A fair number of Disney Princess DVDs were released in the early 2000's, and the series I'm most familiar with is the Princess Party line. To my knowledge, there were just two installments, both of which I apparently still own! These DVDs feature Disney Princess-related games, activities, and stories with the goal of helping to create a memorable DP-themed party for young girls. I first rented this disk from Blockbuster about a decade nakaraan just to check out the games, so I have a bit of nostalgia for it. But how well does the content on the DVD hold up? Let's take a look!

DVD Features
There are...

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Song Analysis: "So This is Love" and "Dancing on a Cloud"

posted by ApplesauceDoctr

Look down there! It's a song analysis!

Greetings! I'm ApplesauceDoctr, and today I present my fourth song analysis. This time though (somewhat similar to my "Reflection" analysis), I'll be comparing two songs -- "So This is Love" and "Dancing on a Cloud," both of which come from Disney's Cinderella. "Dancing on a Cloud," the deleted song, was written with the intent of doing what "So This is Love" later did -- to ipakita how Sinderella and the prince fell in pag-ibig with each other at the ball. While the two seem similar at first, further examination shows that the two are a bit different, and it gives a better understanding of why "Dancing...

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New 2016 Hasbro DP mga manika

added by RiddlersSphinx

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Walt Disney larawan - Princess Ariel

added by tiffany88

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My paborito Disney villains

posted by scarletunicorn

The good ol' baddies

Well, it's time for another artikulo here in Scarletland! I admit, I had this need for wanting to make another artikulo again, but I didn't know of what subject to make of. Then browsing around the Internet, the inspiration struck me: I could write about Disney villains! Genius! Because that subject isn't trite and overdone at all! (/sarcasm)

Jokes aside, I've been these last days thinking and analyzing the Disney villains madami than usual (that is; I almost never think about them, so this was really unusual for me). Villains are essential for many of these movies, because if it weren't for them...

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Disney Princesses in Pairs (Plus Meg since odd number)

posted by laylastepford

Saw an old tanong posted from a taon nakaraan that inspired me to write this. The tanong was about which Disney Princesses might make best friends, in pairs, based on commonalities. As I started to think about it, I found all of the commonalities to be quite interesting. So I decided to post my findings of commonalities (not go for the BFF route) just because I found it interesting what the princesses had so much in common. Hope you guys do too:

Snow & Aurora:
Both were royal but fled to the forest to escape their villains. Both were put under a sleeping spell. Both like to dance and initiate...

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The Disney Princess Films Take the Bechdel Test

posted by MaidofOrleans

Hi everyone! I recently learned about the Bechdel Test from a friend and have been wanting to write this artikulo ever since. This test is, at its core, an analysis of how women are portrayed in popular culture. It reveals how much women tend to revolve around men in films, books, etc. To pass the test, a film (or any other work of fiction) must meet three requirements: the film must (1) have at least two named female characters (2) who talk to each other (3) about something other than a man. It seems so simple, right? Unfortunately a surprising number of films fail in at least one of these...

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Tiana as Dr. Facilier

added by PrincessFairy

Source: http://joleenalice.tumblr.com/post/119763496610/tiana-is-a-shade-more-villainous-in-faciliers

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My Defense of Aurora (Keys To The Kingdom)

posted by KataraLover

This was reposted due to an unwanted and frankly annoying troll spamming my last article

Over the years, I've noticed that people really HATE Aurora in Keys To The Kingdom from Disney Princess Enchanted Tales: Follow Your Dreams. I've honestly never understood the hate she received, mainly because no one ever freaking EXPLAINS it! I've always asked and they just say "SHE SUCKS," or "SHE'S A GIRLY STEREOTYPE," or "SHE HAS A POP VOICE," and all that but they don't EXPLAIN! The reason this version of Aurora is so hated is even less explained than the plot holes in Frozen. First of all, Enchanted...

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Princess Elena of Avalor

added by PrincessFairy

Source: http://blogs.disney.com/insider/2015/01/29/meet-the-new-disney-princess-elena-of-avalor/

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Disney Princess 2015

added by JaDangerz

Source: Disney

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Disney Princess 2015

added by JaDangerz

Source: prinzessinnen.disney.de

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My Prettiest Disney Princesses! (Updated)

posted by avatar_tla_fan

Okay, so I already did this, but with a different method. This time, I'll just be doing the regular way I always do it. Anyways, please keep in mind that this is my opinion, and we may disagree, so respect my opinion and I'll respect yours.

Enjoy the article! :)

13. Merida
In my opinion, she definitely isn't ugly, but she's not as pretty as the rest of the Disney Princesses here. First, I absolutely pag-ibig her curly red hair! It's absolutely gorgeous. I also pag-ibig her eyes, they're very pretty, especially with the blue color to them. However, I do have a problem with her head. Her hair is...

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My tuktok 10 Disney Princess DRESSES.

posted by avatar_tla_fan

Ok, so I'm going to listahan my tuktok 10 paborito Disney Princess dresses. Since there's 10 spots, one Princess may be in the listahan multiple times and another may not be on it at all. Before my number one I will listahan honorable mentions that ALMOST made it onto my list. Time to start the list! Keep in mind that this is my opinion, and you might not agree. Enjoy the article!

10. Belle's ginto dress

Maybe it's a tad overrated, but I think it deserves a lot of the attention it gets. It's absolutely gorgeous! Just look at it! And this is coming from someone who hates that color, and even I have to admit...

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Disney Damsels in Distress Part 1: Someday My Prince Will Come- Do They All 'Need a Man"?

posted by AudreyFreak

Darn. I needed a man's help to break this curse! I forgot I was scheduled to 'be a strong independent woman who needs no man' today! I'll have to reschedule for next time a curse makes me physically unable to save myself...

All right, this is really part analysis and half rant so if you dislike the Disney Princesses (and if you do I don't know why you're here!) or hate the ones who at any point need a man's help (which is all of them, but I'll get to that later), I don't recommend pagbaba this.

I also must warn you: I discuss stuff about every princess and we have THIRTEEN NOW, so it'll be long. Feel free to skim to your favorites, though, if you wish, to make it shorter.

A lot of Disney fans and critics alike accuse the Princesses, specifically the older ones, of "sitting around waiting for a prince", "waiting...