It was a beautiful day. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz was feeling lonely. Perry was on vacation with Phineas and Ferb. Doofenshmirtz wanted someone to have fun with. To do evil stuff with. He decided to go for a walk to cheer himself up. It was then when he saw it.
There, right in front of his face, was a panicking mother catlike- alien thing. susunod to her were eight little babies, almost like kittens. The father was no where to be seen. That was not why she was panicking though. Doofenshmirtz realized something in the road. Something, tiny, pink, and furry. It was- a baby! A truck zoomed around the corner. Doofenshmirtz had to do something- and quick! Otherwise, we would have an extremely sad funeral. Without thinking, he flew in front of the truck (which almost hit him), grabbing the tiny baby.
Doofenshmirtz had very minor injuries, but the baby was in perfect condition. Not a scratch to be seen! He felt something licking him. He looked down and saw the mother. "My hero!" she sinabi happily. Doofenshmirtz then realized he had saved the infant's life. It felt- good. "I want you to have her." sinabi the mother, "Her name is Kat."
Back at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, Kat was exploring- a lot. She explored the kitchen, the bathroom, even Doofenshmirtz's bedroom! He had to stop her three times. Once for going through his underwear, once for going sa pamamagitan ng the Inators, and once for trying to pee on his leg. He could tell, though, that this was going to be a beautiful friendship.
"Kat! No!" shouted Doofenshmirtz. "Get away from that open window!" As she was getting off, she slipped out of the window. "Kat!" he said. Had he Nawawala his best friend in the whole world? He started to sob.
There, right in front of his face, was a panicking mother catlike- alien thing. susunod to her were eight little babies, almost like kittens. The father was no where to be seen. That was not why she was panicking though. Doofenshmirtz realized something in the road. Something, tiny, pink, and furry. It was- a baby! A truck zoomed around the corner. Doofenshmirtz had to do something- and quick! Otherwise, we would have an extremely sad funeral. Without thinking, he flew in front of the truck (which almost hit him), grabbing the tiny baby.
Doofenshmirtz had very minor injuries, but the baby was in perfect condition. Not a scratch to be seen! He felt something licking him. He looked down and saw the mother. "My hero!" she sinabi happily. Doofenshmirtz then realized he had saved the infant's life. It felt- good. "I want you to have her." sinabi the mother, "Her name is Kat."
Back at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, Kat was exploring- a lot. She explored the kitchen, the bathroom, even Doofenshmirtz's bedroom! He had to stop her three times. Once for going through his underwear, once for going sa pamamagitan ng the Inators, and once for trying to pee on his leg. He could tell, though, that this was going to be a beautiful friendship.
"Kat! No!" shouted Doofenshmirtz. "Get away from that open window!" As she was getting off, she slipped out of the window. "Kat!" he said. Had he Nawawala his best friend in the whole world? He started to sob.
Kat was being an extremely walang tiyak na layunin butthead today. "I WEAR BLACK UNDERWEAR, AND I FARTED, AND NOW I'M CONSTIPATED!" she sang.
At one point, Doofenshmirtz was minding his own business, when Kat just came out of nowhere and nearly gave him a puso attack, "KEEP AWAY! I HAVE RABIES!" He had no idea it was really whipped cream, and he thought she really did have rabies. She almost got rabies shots, but luckily, he found out it was a trick when she was looking at him funny. Kat went to kama without hapunan that night.
She woke up later that night, and Doofenshmirtz was still sleeping, so she decided to have some 'fun' with him. She got shaving cream and tickled him. Then she got a bowl of hot water and made him wet himself. She was in big trouble.
She was goofing off with something, and it spilled. That something- poison. She tried licking it off, but accidentally poisoned herself without realizing it. Would she die? Would she live?
At one point, Doofenshmirtz was minding his own business, when Kat just came out of nowhere and nearly gave him a puso attack, "KEEP AWAY! I HAVE RABIES!" He had no idea it was really whipped cream, and he thought she really did have rabies. She almost got rabies shots, but luckily, he found out it was a trick when she was looking at him funny. Kat went to kama without hapunan that night.
She woke up later that night, and Doofenshmirtz was still sleeping, so she decided to have some 'fun' with him. She got shaving cream and tickled him. Then she got a bowl of hot water and made him wet himself. She was in big trouble.
She was goofing off with something, and it spilled. That something- poison. She tried licking it off, but accidentally poisoned herself without realizing it. Would she die? Would she live?
Dear Evil Diary of Doom,
He STILL hasn't found out about the toaster! He almost did though, so... yeah.
His younger cousin, Savannah, is coming, and she has a Lightopian, too! She's light purple with kulay-rosas feathery wings, and a kulay-rosas cat's tail. She's really mean to me because she's all miss reyna Prissypriss and- BLAH! Her name's Miss Sprinkles, and when I wanna listen to Ke$ha, she goes and turns on some classical music! She knows I can't stand that crap! I haven't told him yet...
Doofenshmirtz's latest invention was the Anti-loveinator. All the boy Lightopians come here because they're attracted to me. It's starting to bug the heck out of the both of us! He just makes an ugly Lightopian prettier, and then all the boy Lightopians are gone! We're gonna do it on Gretchen down the street. She's a hairless, fat, and dirty Lightopian that all of the boys are afraid of.
-Kat
He STILL hasn't found out about the toaster! He almost did though, so... yeah.
His younger cousin, Savannah, is coming, and she has a Lightopian, too! She's light purple with kulay-rosas feathery wings, and a kulay-rosas cat's tail. She's really mean to me because she's all miss reyna Prissypriss and- BLAH! Her name's Miss Sprinkles, and when I wanna listen to Ke$ha, she goes and turns on some classical music! She knows I can't stand that crap! I haven't told him yet...
Doofenshmirtz's latest invention was the Anti-loveinator. All the boy Lightopians come here because they're attracted to me. It's starting to bug the heck out of the both of us! He just makes an ugly Lightopian prettier, and then all the boy Lightopians are gone! We're gonna do it on Gretchen down the street. She's a hairless, fat, and dirty Lightopian that all of the boys are afraid of.
-Kat
