Effy Stonem Club
sumali
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by gossip-girl999
AGE: 16

MOTTO: Everybody dances to their own boom boom.

ABOUT ME: I'm Effy. It's a shit name but it's short for Elizabeth which is even worse. I live with my Mum and Dad. My brother used to live here too but now he's gone. On the araw he left he gave me his duvet cover, half a bottle of melokoton Schnapps, and his bedroom. Well, he doesn't need it any madami does he? So now it's my kingdom. I drank the Schnapps and gave the duvet to Oxfam.

These are the four most interesting things about me:

1) I can pick stuff up with my toes. Like, not just socks and crap like that but big things. Ketchup bottles. Ashtrays. Ipods. It's a less useful skill than you’d think.

2) My Dad was so angry when I got expelled from the shit school I used to go to that he literally started farting in rage. Gross.

3) I'm distantly related to a 17th century French aristocrat called Cecile DeLacroix. She was beheaded during the French Revolution. Her eyes carried on blinking for 14 segundos after her head was severed from her neck and her lover had her teeth sewn into his pillow.

4) My favourite smell is petrol.

If you want to know any madami send a stamped addressed envelope and ten pounds to my address

FAVOURITE BAND: No.

T.V SHOWS: TV rots your brain and makes you infertile. True story.

FILM STARS: I don't have favourite film stars. Everyone gets old and shit in the end. My favourite film character is the elepante Man. He's hot.

DREAM DATE: Refer to last question.
added by Shanice_12
Source: Me
1
added by doraaaayeah
Source: me
added by Shanice_12
Source: Me
added by Shanice_12
Source: Me
added by kels1993
added by kels1993
added by kels1993
added by kels1993
1
added by gossip-girl999
Source: http://annemaris.livejournal.com/
added by xleeloo
Source: tumblr
added by angel818
added by angel818
added by angel818
added by angel818
added by SpellNiffler
Source: E4
added by angel818
added by angel818
added by gossip-girl999
added by xleeloo
Source: sweetrouble.tumblr.com
added by Cliff040479
Source: wehearit.com