Episode 1
*Chicago, Illinois*
Sideswipe: *Driving with Lucy* I like Chicago!
Lucy: *Smiles* Sideswipe...about yesterday...do you actually pag-ibig me?
Sideswipe: Yeah.
Blowpipe: *Driving susunod to Sideswipe* Lucy and Sideswipe sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G!
Sideswipe: Will you please shut your face Blowpipe?
Blowpipe: First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the atsara carriage!
Spinster: *Fires at Blowpipe*
Blowpipe: GAH! *Fires back*
Spinster: *Fires a misayl at Blowpipe*
Blowpipe: *Blows in a bunch of little pieces*
Sideswipe: BLOWPIPE!
Spinster: *Prepares to apoy at Sideswipe*
*Suddenly,...
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