“Everyone is special so don’t deny that you aren’t.”
“If you touch my stuff, prepare to drown in your own blood.” -_-
“He says he would take a bullet for me. That is all say until the gun gets pulled out and he is the first one running around screaming.” -_-
“She just looks tough. Poke her in the stomach and see what happens”
Me: Mrs. ____ wouldn’t be so cranky if you didn’t act like donkeys all of the time
Justin: Lexie, she called us asses
Me: My point exactly.
“You break her puso and I will break your pretty boy face!”
-_- “…… I WILL TEXESTOAST YOU!!!!!!!”
“No one is unique because people say that everybody is unique. If everybody is unique, that means everybody is the same! Sheesh! Adults have been lying to us since we were born!”
“At least people understand math when I explain it. I have taught six people and Mrs. ____ is still working with the Nawawala cause. *cough* Levi *cough*”
*to friends* “Seriously, don’t bug me about my anime crushes. There is no difference between my Shikamaru obsession and your guy’s Justin Bieber fangirlness. At least Shikamaru has epic ninja strengths while Justin Bieber just has the power of sounding like a girl.”
“I asked my parents for a flamethrower for my birthday ……. They sinabi no and gave me a match.” (But seriously though, I did ask for a flamethrower)
“Being a geek magnet means nothing when the one person that you like doesn’t like you back ……. And because half of the people that have a crush on me are scary perverts.”
"Shit Lauren! You don't need a fricken boy to tell you that your beautiful! No one is lying to you well they tell you that your pretty! If you call yourself ugly one madami time- ..... idk ...."
“If you touch my stuff, prepare to drown in your own blood.” -_-
“He says he would take a bullet for me. That is all say until the gun gets pulled out and he is the first one running around screaming.” -_-
“She just looks tough. Poke her in the stomach and see what happens”
Me: Mrs. ____ wouldn’t be so cranky if you didn’t act like donkeys all of the time
Justin: Lexie, she called us asses
Me: My point exactly.
“You break her puso and I will break your pretty boy face!”
-_- “…… I WILL TEXESTOAST YOU!!!!!!!”
“No one is unique because people say that everybody is unique. If everybody is unique, that means everybody is the same! Sheesh! Adults have been lying to us since we were born!”
“At least people understand math when I explain it. I have taught six people and Mrs. ____ is still working with the Nawawala cause. *cough* Levi *cough*”
*to friends* “Seriously, don’t bug me about my anime crushes. There is no difference between my Shikamaru obsession and your guy’s Justin Bieber fangirlness. At least Shikamaru has epic ninja strengths while Justin Bieber just has the power of sounding like a girl.”
“I asked my parents for a flamethrower for my birthday ……. They sinabi no and gave me a match.” (But seriously though, I did ask for a flamethrower)
“Being a geek magnet means nothing when the one person that you like doesn’t like you back ……. And because half of the people that have a crush on me are scary perverts.”
"Shit Lauren! You don't need a fricken boy to tell you that your beautiful! No one is lying to you well they tell you that your pretty! If you call yourself ugly one madami time- ..... idk ...."
