Song: link
The sun rises, and a whole bunch of characters arrive to see each other.
Kevin: We're back!
Tom: *Cheering with Master Sword, Orion, Snowflake, and Snow Wonder*
Sean: Who's hosting?
Carter: Yeah, who's hosting?
Wayne: Why I am. Wayne from The Nut House, serving as your host tonight. We're back after taking three weeks off, and it's wonderful to see you all again. I have a good ipakita for you. The schedule is down below.
8:00 PM
On The Block
Ponies On The Rails
8:30 PM
The Nut House - Back2Back
Wayne: What are you waiting for man? Get the ipakita started!
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. You know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and ilipat right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the buwan this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: When it comes to polls, this guy is very creative.
Master Sword: And his paborito parang buriko in the mane 6 is bahaghari Dash.
Tom & Master Sword: *Standing on their back legs, and salute* WWEChampion, we salute you!
Audience: *Clapping*
Master Sword: Now for our crossover parody.
Tom: It's Thomas The Unstoppable Tank Engine.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Master Sword: Everything is not so peaceful for our number 1 tank engine.
Thomas The Unstoppable Tank Engine
Starring
Cosmic bahaghari as Denzel Washington
Tom Foolery as Sir Tophamm Hat
Mortomis as the narrator
And everyone else as theirselves.
Narrator: It was a beautiful araw on the Island Of Sodor. The air was crisp, and there wasn't a ulap in the sky.
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Standing susunod to Thomas in Knapford Station* Thomas, I'm giving you a much needed tune up my friend.
Narrator: sinabi Sir Tophamm Hat.
Thomas: *Coupled up to three freight cars* Oh boy. Thanks.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Now as soon as I put your brakes back in, you'll be as good as new. *Leans on Thomas, but accidentally pushes him forward*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: *Moving forward* Wait, why am I rolling? Am I moving, or are the trees moving? *Gets nervous* What did you say about my brakes?! You took out my what?!!? HOLY COW, I CAN'T STOP!!!!
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Sighs* Clearly, this is why I don't have real friends.
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: Look out, I have no brakes!!!
Narrator: Screamed Thomas, and indeed.....
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: ....he did not.
Later in the control room.
Denzel: Alright, talk to me.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Well it seems Thomas is out of control, and we can't stop him.
Thomas: WHY CAN'T I STOP?!!?!
Harold: *Hovering in the air* This is Harold The Helicopter, how can I help you?
Narrator: Asked Harold.
Denzel: Harold, this is control. I need you to shoot at Thomas, and derail him from the tracks.
Harold: Shoot at Thomas? Why I couldn't. Thomas is my friend.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: Well your friend is about to crash into a nearby town! Ugh, this is why I never work with talking machines.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: You know what they say, never send a smiling helicopter to do an action star's work.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Nobody says that...
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: *Staring at some monitors. One of them has Trollestia on it*
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: What's his cargo?
Sir Tophamm Hat: Who?
Denzel: Thomas! His cargo! What's he carrying?!
Sir Tophamm Hat: Oh, nothing too dangerous. Pillows, swiss cheese, a nuclear bomb-
Denzel: A nuclear bomb?!!!?
Sir Tophamm Hat: And swiss cheese! Sheesh, were you even listening?
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: Alright, come on! *Leaving the control room* I got a train to catch.
Meanwhile on some walang tiyak na layunin dirty road.
Mater: *Going slow with Lightning McQueen* I like this scene McQueen.
Lightning: See Mater? It's good to travel the world *Gets on a railroad crossing with Mater*
Thomas: *Runs them over*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Thomas: I'm sorry you guys, it's just that I have no brakes, and I can't stop!!!
Denzel: *Staring at Percy* I gotta work with him? *Looks at Sir Tophamm Hat* I told you, I work alone!
Percy: I like you.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Look! Nobody knows the rails better then Percy!
Denzel: Fine. *Gets on board Percy* Just try to keep up junior.
Percy: You're a nice stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Later
Thomas: *On a curve, and nearly gets derailed*
Harold: *Has a Browning machine gun attached to him, and shoots at Thomas*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: Harold! What are you doing?!!?
Harold: I'm sorry Thomas. I have airplanes to feed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Harold: *Shoots madami bullets at Thomas*
Denzel: *Staring at Harold* What's that crazy chopper doing?! Doesn't he know that if he hits that bomb, we're doomed?
Percy: *Staring at the sky* I like clouds.
Denzel: Yeah, ain't that the truth? You know, I guess you, and I aren't so different after all. *Sees Percy getting closer to Thomas* I see Thomas, step on it!
Percy: *Gets closer to Thomas*
Denzel: Thomas, we're coming!!
Thomas: Hurry!!!
Percy: *Couples up to the back of Thomas' train, and applies his brakes*
Thomas: *Stops inches away from the buffers* Oh thank goodness. If you didn't stop me, I would've crushed the little town of presa Shortcake.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: *Pushes Thomas*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: *Moves forward* Wait, am I- *Crushes the town of presa Shortcake, killing many people in that town* Oh..
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And nobody regretted any of their actions. The end
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
On the susunod part of this episode
People that make conspiracies get made fun of.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on kalye corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing susunod to Double Scoop*
Tom: madami ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands susunod to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 23: Neighsayer
Tom was having a good time watching an episode of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog.
Tom: I pag-ibig this episode. Sonic, and Tails have to stop the Robotnik Express, *Looks at the comments on the episode* wait a second. *Reading a comment*
This was the comment.
BTFlash: OH MY GOD, I CAME UP WITH A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: There's like six wheels on each of the train cars, or maybe it's eight, but I'm gonna say there's six.
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: And, there's like three train cars, so that could only mean one thing. 666! DA DEVIL'S PHONE NUMBER!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: And, the wheels are in a shape, just like Illuminati, which is another shape, so there's at least a dozen Illuminati's man!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: IT'S A CONSPIRACY MAN!!!!!!!!!
Tom: Hesus christ. The wheels are in a circle, and the illuminati is a triangle. Are you really that stupid?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Also, there is no reference to the devil's phone number. It's all bullshit, mostly because the number six isn't shown, or mentioned in anyway. *Stares at the audience* If you make any type of conspiracy about anything, you're a f**king idiot.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: And with that out of the way, it's time to start our skits. Coming up susunod is Golfing, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping*
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic bahaghari as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
It was a fine araw for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.
Chip: *Standing susunod to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are you going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: You stood there like a statue for 30 minutos already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before you hit the ball off the tee. If you mess up your first shot, you mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that you only hit the ball once in a match of golf.
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Tom: *Stops the opening credits*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom If there is anything I hate, it's someone that keeps playing the same opening credits over, and over again.
Mitchell: *Waiting with Olson, and Casey* Come on Chip, hurry up.
Chip: I'm trying to concentrate!
Casey: On what? Getting enough common sense to hit the ball?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: She's right Chip, just hit the ball.
Chip: *Sweats as he looks at it. He hits the ball, but it goes into the rough*
Otis: Okay, maybe we should have ibingiay you madami time to concentrate.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: You think?!
Coming up next, it's a new skit called video game troll.
Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed sa pamamagitan ng any actors.
Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops
Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: uy yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell sa pamamagitan ng your username.
1Indian1: No you couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what you do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees 1Indian1 going up stairs. He runs toward him, and melees him*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Fox335: I'm pretty sure you told me to melee you.
1Indian1: No I didn't! Are you deaf stupid?!
Fox335: Uh, you're stupid for forgetting what you told me to do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Later in the match
1Indian1: uy listen, if you guys let me win, I'll give you all hacks to play Forza Motorsports on your playstation.
Fox335: *Melees 1Indian1*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Dararararararararararara!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: You! Leave dis lobby right now! You gonna run around demoting me, leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Oh yo yo yo yo yo! now you're making me mad. Leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: Nah, I kinda like it in here.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: If you demote me one madami time....
Kadillack: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fox335: It wasn't me, so you can't get mad at me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Goddamnit!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
After the match, three players left, so it was just Fox, 1Indian1, and Kadillack. They had to wait for madami players to join.
1Indian1: Okay, since we're the only three left in this lobby, I wanna rap to you.
Kadillack: *Uninterested* Can't wait.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Broke up with my ex-girl, here's her number. Psych, dat's the wrong number.
Fox335: *Pretending to be excited* Wow, he rhymed number with number!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: He's better then Eminem!
1Indian1: Okay, here's my susunod rap. 24, 31, that's the password to my phone. Psych!
Fox335: You do realize you have to rhyme in raps, right?
1Indian1: Shut up, here's my susunod one. I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, here comes the weazel, I'm hotter then a beetle!
Fox335: Weazel, and beetle don't rhyme.
1Indian1: Yes they do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: Are you retarded? They don't rhyme at all.
1Indian1: Whatever, I'm out of here. *Leaves the lobby*
Fox335 & Kadillack: *Laughing*
Fox335: That was the dumbest guy I ever met!
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up susunod is The Movie Studio
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic bahaghari as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't you ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor: I'm always pessimistic. Deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: In fact, I hate working here. I quit. *Leaves*
Louis: I never really liked him anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Louis! We needed him as the antagonist for Rolling Downhill.
Louis: Actually, now that I think about it, I hate working here as well. Yesterday, you nearly killed three actors, including me.
Director Nick: It wasn't my fault that the pagpaparangal master mixed up the pagpaparangal mga baril with real ones.
Louis: You were told sa pamamagitan ng us five times that it wasn't a prop, and you f**king ignored us!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Then they're fired, along with you!
Louis: You can't apoy me! I quit!! *Leaves*
Roxy: *Leaves*
Director Nick: Where are you going?
Roxy: You just fired me.
Director Nick: I don't remember trying to kill you yesterday!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: *Leaves*
Director Nick: Don't tell me I tried to kill you as well!
Tobias: No, I'm just quitting, and moving to Paramount because of all this drama.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: F**k. Now I have no madami actors.
Alinah: *With Leah* You have us.
Director Nick: You're fired.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's Brony Of The buwan for August 2015, and bloopers.
Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.
Blooper song: link
Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.
Take 2
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. You know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna do what you normally do, and go on a- *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Audience: *Cheering*
---
Tom was having a good time watching an episode of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog.
Tom: I pag-ibig this episode. Sonic, and Tails have to stop the Robotnik Express, *Looks at the comments on the episode* wait a second. *Reading a comment*
This was the comment.
1Indian1: uy guys, I am going to play Call Of Duty: Black Ops. Want you asno destroyed? I will do it.
Tom: *Not amused* This Call Of Duty shit is overrated.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Chip: *Standing susunod to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are you going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: You stood there like a statue for 30 minutos already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your tiegoreijgoisjr, damn it, I messed up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Take 2
Chip: *Standing susunod to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are you going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: You stood there like a statue for 30 minutos already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before you hit the ball off the tee. If you mess up your first shot, you mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that.. *Gets distracted sa pamamagitan ng a hot mare walking passed him*
Audience: *Laughing*
---
This was before they started filming Video Game Trolls.
Sean: Okay, you ready?
Mortomis: Yeah. *Logs in as an actual Cadillac*
Sean: *Logs in as an actual fox* Okay, someone put a glitch in our game!
Audience: *Laughing*
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Connor: I'm always pessimistic. Deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: In fact, I hate working here. I quit. *Leaves*
Louis: I never really liked him anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: *Runs toward Louis* What did you say?!!? *Tackles him*
Louis: Wait, I was just joking!!
Connor: So am I!!
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Song: link
Wayne: *Listening to the music* Can we not do the same joke we did in the last episode? I know this is a different variation of the song we used earlier, but it's still the same song. Do a better job once we're finished with our susunod show?
Warning: Since Wilson became a new character in this series, I forgot to put in his name for the opening credits, but don't worry, I have fixed that.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 25
The "Not so" Great Escape
May 22, 1953
Five days after Gordon got suspended, Orion felt better, but he still wanted to get fired.
Orion: *sitting on train tracks* Where's a train when you need one?
Pete: *Arrives* Orion! Get off there!
Orion: No, I want to die in honor!
Pete: *Pulls Orion off tracks* What's the matter with you? Are you trying to get killed?
Orion: No, I'm trying to get fired.
Pete: What?
Orion: You always change up my job, and I'm tired of it.
Pete: Twelve segundos of talking to you, and I can't believe my ears.
Orion: I just want to do my job, but you're always making me do different things before I can even finish.
Pete: I'm sorry. Will you try not to get yourself fired?
Orion: No. *runs away*
Pete: *Facehoof*
Orion went to the trainyard.
Wilson: uy Orion, what's up?
Orion: Where's Snowflake? Have you seen her?
Wilson: She's in the signal box near the station.
Orion: Oh, right. Thanks. *Goes to signal box*
Stylo: *Driving train towards station*
Snowflake: *Switches track to station*
Orion: *Arrives* My good old, sister.
Snowflake: Hi Orion.
Orion: I really am glad to be your brother.
Snowflake: Well, that means a lot.
Orion: But you know what I wanna do?
Snowflake: What?
Orion: Get fired.
Snowflake: Excuse me?
Orion: I've had it with Pete changing my orders all the time! At first, he wants me to push freight cars down the hump, then he wants me to drive a passenger train to Chicagoat!
Snowflake: So you're saying that you want to get fired, just to prevent yourself from being busy?
Orion: No! I want him to wait until he gives me another job, before he switches it.
Snowflake: Oh. Well, tough shit.
Orion: Oh no it's not. *Switches points*
Stylo's train got derailed. Orion switched the points before the train got off, causing the wheels to come off the tracks.
After Orion derailed the train, Stylo came running into the signalbox.
Snowflake: Great, now he's going to think I caused the accident.
Orion: Why don't we explain the situation to him?
Snowflake: Yeah, you tell him the truth, and I get fired.
Orion: Oh no, I'll get fired for you.
Stylo: *Arrives* Which one of you nincompoops switched the track before I even cleared the line?
Orion: I cannot tell a lie, it is I.
Stylo: Do you realize what could happen to you?
Orion: I want to get fired.
Stylo: *Scratching head* What?
Snowflake: It's a long story.
Stylo: Well we have a long day, let's hear it.
Orion: *runs away*
Stylo: What does he have planned?
Snowflake: I don't know, but I think I may have a plan for us.
Orion's plan was to manuntok Pete in the face. That would give him a great chance to get fired.
However, Pete was ipinapakita the line to some inspectors on Archer Hill.
Pete: As you can see, this burol goes up for a very long time, and it's a very steep grade.
Inspector 1: Well in that case, we would like to see the trainstation now.
Pete: Alright. It's really great that you guys are here. *Sticks out hoof*
Inspectors: *Doing nothing*
Pete: Aren't we forgetting something here?
Inspector 1: What might that be Mr. Reimer?
Pete: You were complimented, and we're working on business here. You have to shake my hoof.
Inspector 1: Uh, that's not really a good idea.
Inspector 2: We've heard that the mafia come around here, and try to steal from the trains.
Pete: Damnit, you shake my hoof, and you do it now!
Inspector 1: *Shakes hoof*
Soon, a bullet whizzed past, hitting the ground.
Inspectors: *Hiding behind locomotive*
Gangster: *Shoots tree*
Pete: *Pulls out gun*
Gangster: *Shoots rail*
Pete: Well we could stay here, and fight. Or we could go back to the station, and eat lunch.
Inspectors: LUNCH!
Pete: Yeah, I'm a little hungry myself. *walking to locomotive*
Gangster: *Shoots ground*
Pete: *Climbs into locomotive*
Gangster: *Shoots locomotive*
Pete: *Putting driving gloves on*
Gangster: *Shoots window*
Inspectors: *Flinch*
Pete: *Staying calm, and drives locomotive away from gangster*
Meanwhile, at the station
Orion: *Carrying boxes*
Hawkeye: *Walking past*
Orion: uy Pierce, can you help me with something?
Hawkeye: What?
Orion: I want you to come with me, and help me get some of this stuff out of the boxes I'm carrying. On segundo though, carry one of the boxes for me.
Hawkeye: You know what? As much as I'd like to pretend to be your slave, I can't. I have to go with Metal Gloss. We're going on a petsa sa pamamagitan ng Sherman Hill.
Orion: Okay, well, see you later.
Hawkeye: You got it.
Metal Gloss: *Arrives* uy baby.
Hawkeye: You took those words right out of my mouth. You're so beautiful.
Metal Gloss: *Hugs Hawkeye* Less talking, madami romance.
Hawkeye: Romance is talking... Or, maybe it depends on what you say.
Metal Gloss: *Laughs* Come on. Let's go.
So they both got in an inspection car, and went down the line.
Orion continued walking towards Sherman Hill, and found a piece of land high enough for what he was going to do.
Orion: *Sets boxes on floor* Time to set this thing up, but first. *Puts on bunny slipers, and dress* Now, I'll really get fired with this.
Speaking of Orion, the inspectors, and Pete were talking about him at the station.
Inspector: Are all your workers good?
Pete: Well, nearly all of them. One of them named Gordon, keeps causing havoc, and I suspend him from work a lot.
Inspector: You oughta apoy him.
Pete: I tried that once, but guess what happened.
Inspector: He destroyed something.
Pete: No. A movie company wanted to make a film about what we do around here, but they wouldn't film it without Gordon around, so I had to rehire him.
Inspector: Then, susunod time he does something wrong, you must apoy him.
Pete: With pleasure. Hm, that just reminded me of something. There's a parang buriko here that actually does want to get fired.
Inspector 2: And who might that be sir?
Pete: Orion Stardust.
Inspector: What does he do?
Pete: He works hard, and does his best. However, his assignments keep getting switched, and he wants to get fired on purpose because of this.
Inspector: Where is he now?
Pete: I don't know, probably sitting around somewhere.
Orion: *Finished building hang glider* Time to take flight! *Jumps off burol in hang glider*
He flew above Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Kissing Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Looks up at sky* Look!
Metal Gloss: *Sees parang buriko on hang glider* Who is that?
Hawkeye: I don't know, but it looks like a big white bird with fuzzy kulay-rosas feet.
Metal Gloss: Nuh, uh.
Stylo: *Arrives* Pierce, did you see a big white bird, with fuzzy kulay-rosas feet?
Hawkeye: Yep. I told you so Metal Gloss.
Orion: *Gliding in the sky*
Back at the station
Inspector: Well, thanks for everything Mr. Reimer.
The phone rings
Pete: *Answers phone* Hello, Cheyenne Train Station, Union Pacific. Pete Reimer speaking.
Hawkeye: Pete, it's me Pierce. We just saw Orion flying on a hang glider. It looked like he was wearing a white dress.
Pete: Oh christ. I'll be right there. *Hangs up* I just got a call near Sherman Hill.
Inspector: We better go with you.
Pete: Thanks, I'll need all the help I can get. *Runs out of station*
All three of them got in a truck, and drove down the line towards the hill.
Orion: Alright, I get it, I should've jumped off a bigger mountain.
Hawkeye: You shouldn't have done that at all.
Orion: *Sees truck* Oh look, a truck. *Runs towards truck*
Pete: *Stops*
Inspector: *Sees Orion* Good god, you weren't joking about this stallion. He really wants to get fired.
Pete: Orion, don't you know better then to run in front of a truck when it's moving?
Orion: No. May I be fired now?
Pete: Absolutely not, you're going to work in the train yard for the rest of the day.
Orion: *Sighs* Great.
Hawkeye: All's well that ends well.
The End
On The susunod Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon goes to Portland.
Song: link
Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. *In a single file line with Master Sword, Saten Twist, Orion, Snowflake, Pete, Percy, Jeff, and Astrel Sky. They are kicking their legs up in the sky as they ilipat forward* They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf.
Wayne: What on earth is going on? I told you not to repeat the same thing we did in the last episode, and even though you found a different song, you're actually repeating the same joke we did in the nakaraan episode. I'm speechless. Do you not listen? You better do a better job when we come back at 8:30.
The sun rises, and a whole bunch of characters arrive to see each other.
Kevin: We're back!
Tom: *Cheering with Master Sword, Orion, Snowflake, and Snow Wonder*
Sean: Who's hosting?
Carter: Yeah, who's hosting?
Wayne: Why I am. Wayne from The Nut House, serving as your host tonight. We're back after taking three weeks off, and it's wonderful to see you all again. I have a good ipakita for you. The schedule is down below.
8:00 PM
On The Block
Ponies On The Rails
8:30 PM
The Nut House - Back2Back
Wayne: What are you waiting for man? Get the ipakita started!
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. You know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and ilipat right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the buwan this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: When it comes to polls, this guy is very creative.
Master Sword: And his paborito parang buriko in the mane 6 is bahaghari Dash.
Tom & Master Sword: *Standing on their back legs, and salute* WWEChampion, we salute you!
Audience: *Clapping*
Master Sword: Now for our crossover parody.
Tom: It's Thomas The Unstoppable Tank Engine.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Master Sword: Everything is not so peaceful for our number 1 tank engine.
Thomas The Unstoppable Tank Engine
Starring
Cosmic bahaghari as Denzel Washington
Tom Foolery as Sir Tophamm Hat
Mortomis as the narrator
And everyone else as theirselves.
Narrator: It was a beautiful araw on the Island Of Sodor. The air was crisp, and there wasn't a ulap in the sky.
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Standing susunod to Thomas in Knapford Station* Thomas, I'm giving you a much needed tune up my friend.
Narrator: sinabi Sir Tophamm Hat.
Thomas: *Coupled up to three freight cars* Oh boy. Thanks.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Now as soon as I put your brakes back in, you'll be as good as new. *Leans on Thomas, but accidentally pushes him forward*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: *Moving forward* Wait, why am I rolling? Am I moving, or are the trees moving? *Gets nervous* What did you say about my brakes?! You took out my what?!!? HOLY COW, I CAN'T STOP!!!!
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Sighs* Clearly, this is why I don't have real friends.
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: Look out, I have no brakes!!!
Narrator: Screamed Thomas, and indeed.....
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: ....he did not.
Later in the control room.
Denzel: Alright, talk to me.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Well it seems Thomas is out of control, and we can't stop him.
Thomas: WHY CAN'T I STOP?!!?!
Harold: *Hovering in the air* This is Harold The Helicopter, how can I help you?
Narrator: Asked Harold.
Denzel: Harold, this is control. I need you to shoot at Thomas, and derail him from the tracks.
Harold: Shoot at Thomas? Why I couldn't. Thomas is my friend.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: Well your friend is about to crash into a nearby town! Ugh, this is why I never work with talking machines.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: You know what they say, never send a smiling helicopter to do an action star's work.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Nobody says that...
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: *Staring at some monitors. One of them has Trollestia on it*
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: What's his cargo?
Sir Tophamm Hat: Who?
Denzel: Thomas! His cargo! What's he carrying?!
Sir Tophamm Hat: Oh, nothing too dangerous. Pillows, swiss cheese, a nuclear bomb-
Denzel: A nuclear bomb?!!!?
Sir Tophamm Hat: And swiss cheese! Sheesh, were you even listening?
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: Alright, come on! *Leaving the control room* I got a train to catch.
Meanwhile on some walang tiyak na layunin dirty road.
Mater: *Going slow with Lightning McQueen* I like this scene McQueen.
Lightning: See Mater? It's good to travel the world *Gets on a railroad crossing with Mater*
Thomas: *Runs them over*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Thomas: I'm sorry you guys, it's just that I have no brakes, and I can't stop!!!
Denzel: *Staring at Percy* I gotta work with him? *Looks at Sir Tophamm Hat* I told you, I work alone!
Percy: I like you.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Look! Nobody knows the rails better then Percy!
Denzel: Fine. *Gets on board Percy* Just try to keep up junior.
Percy: You're a nice stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Later
Thomas: *On a curve, and nearly gets derailed*
Harold: *Has a Browning machine gun attached to him, and shoots at Thomas*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: Harold! What are you doing?!!?
Harold: I'm sorry Thomas. I have airplanes to feed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Harold: *Shoots madami bullets at Thomas*
Denzel: *Staring at Harold* What's that crazy chopper doing?! Doesn't he know that if he hits that bomb, we're doomed?
Percy: *Staring at the sky* I like clouds.
Denzel: Yeah, ain't that the truth? You know, I guess you, and I aren't so different after all. *Sees Percy getting closer to Thomas* I see Thomas, step on it!
Percy: *Gets closer to Thomas*
Denzel: Thomas, we're coming!!
Thomas: Hurry!!!
Percy: *Couples up to the back of Thomas' train, and applies his brakes*
Thomas: *Stops inches away from the buffers* Oh thank goodness. If you didn't stop me, I would've crushed the little town of presa Shortcake.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: *Pushes Thomas*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: *Moves forward* Wait, am I- *Crushes the town of presa Shortcake, killing many people in that town* Oh..
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And nobody regretted any of their actions. The end
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
On the susunod part of this episode
People that make conspiracies get made fun of.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on kalye corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing susunod to Double Scoop*
Tom: madami ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands susunod to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 23: Neighsayer
Tom was having a good time watching an episode of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog.
Tom: I pag-ibig this episode. Sonic, and Tails have to stop the Robotnik Express, *Looks at the comments on the episode* wait a second. *Reading a comment*
This was the comment.
BTFlash: OH MY GOD, I CAME UP WITH A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: There's like six wheels on each of the train cars, or maybe it's eight, but I'm gonna say there's six.
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: And, there's like three train cars, so that could only mean one thing. 666! DA DEVIL'S PHONE NUMBER!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: And, the wheels are in a shape, just like Illuminati, which is another shape, so there's at least a dozen Illuminati's man!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: IT'S A CONSPIRACY MAN!!!!!!!!!
Tom: Hesus christ. The wheels are in a circle, and the illuminati is a triangle. Are you really that stupid?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Also, there is no reference to the devil's phone number. It's all bullshit, mostly because the number six isn't shown, or mentioned in anyway. *Stares at the audience* If you make any type of conspiracy about anything, you're a f**king idiot.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: And with that out of the way, it's time to start our skits. Coming up susunod is Golfing, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping*
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic bahaghari as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
It was a fine araw for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.
Chip: *Standing susunod to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are you going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: You stood there like a statue for 30 minutos already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before you hit the ball off the tee. If you mess up your first shot, you mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that you only hit the ball once in a match of golf.
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Tom: *Stops the opening credits*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom If there is anything I hate, it's someone that keeps playing the same opening credits over, and over again.
Mitchell: *Waiting with Olson, and Casey* Come on Chip, hurry up.
Chip: I'm trying to concentrate!
Casey: On what? Getting enough common sense to hit the ball?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: She's right Chip, just hit the ball.
Chip: *Sweats as he looks at it. He hits the ball, but it goes into the rough*
Otis: Okay, maybe we should have ibingiay you madami time to concentrate.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: You think?!
Coming up next, it's a new skit called video game troll.
Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed sa pamamagitan ng any actors.
Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops
Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: uy yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell sa pamamagitan ng your username.
1Indian1: No you couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what you do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees 1Indian1 going up stairs. He runs toward him, and melees him*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Fox335: I'm pretty sure you told me to melee you.
1Indian1: No I didn't! Are you deaf stupid?!
Fox335: Uh, you're stupid for forgetting what you told me to do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Later in the match
1Indian1: uy listen, if you guys let me win, I'll give you all hacks to play Forza Motorsports on your playstation.
Fox335: *Melees 1Indian1*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Dararararararararararara!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: You! Leave dis lobby right now! You gonna run around demoting me, leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Oh yo yo yo yo yo! now you're making me mad. Leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: Nah, I kinda like it in here.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: If you demote me one madami time....
Kadillack: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fox335: It wasn't me, so you can't get mad at me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Goddamnit!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
After the match, three players left, so it was just Fox, 1Indian1, and Kadillack. They had to wait for madami players to join.
1Indian1: Okay, since we're the only three left in this lobby, I wanna rap to you.
Kadillack: *Uninterested* Can't wait.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Broke up with my ex-girl, here's her number. Psych, dat's the wrong number.
Fox335: *Pretending to be excited* Wow, he rhymed number with number!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: He's better then Eminem!
1Indian1: Okay, here's my susunod rap. 24, 31, that's the password to my phone. Psych!
Fox335: You do realize you have to rhyme in raps, right?
1Indian1: Shut up, here's my susunod one. I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, here comes the weazel, I'm hotter then a beetle!
Fox335: Weazel, and beetle don't rhyme.
1Indian1: Yes they do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: Are you retarded? They don't rhyme at all.
1Indian1: Whatever, I'm out of here. *Leaves the lobby*
Fox335 & Kadillack: *Laughing*
Fox335: That was the dumbest guy I ever met!
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up susunod is The Movie Studio
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic bahaghari as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't you ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor: I'm always pessimistic. Deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: In fact, I hate working here. I quit. *Leaves*
Louis: I never really liked him anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Louis! We needed him as the antagonist for Rolling Downhill.
Louis: Actually, now that I think about it, I hate working here as well. Yesterday, you nearly killed three actors, including me.
Director Nick: It wasn't my fault that the pagpaparangal master mixed up the pagpaparangal mga baril with real ones.
Louis: You were told sa pamamagitan ng us five times that it wasn't a prop, and you f**king ignored us!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Then they're fired, along with you!
Louis: You can't apoy me! I quit!! *Leaves*
Roxy: *Leaves*
Director Nick: Where are you going?
Roxy: You just fired me.
Director Nick: I don't remember trying to kill you yesterday!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: *Leaves*
Director Nick: Don't tell me I tried to kill you as well!
Tobias: No, I'm just quitting, and moving to Paramount because of all this drama.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: F**k. Now I have no madami actors.
Alinah: *With Leah* You have us.
Director Nick: You're fired.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's Brony Of The buwan for August 2015, and bloopers.
Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.
Blooper song: link
Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.
Take 2
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. You know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna do what you normally do, and go on a- *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Audience: *Cheering*
---
Tom was having a good time watching an episode of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog.
Tom: I pag-ibig this episode. Sonic, and Tails have to stop the Robotnik Express, *Looks at the comments on the episode* wait a second. *Reading a comment*
This was the comment.
1Indian1: uy guys, I am going to play Call Of Duty: Black Ops. Want you asno destroyed? I will do it.
Tom: *Not amused* This Call Of Duty shit is overrated.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Chip: *Standing susunod to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are you going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: You stood there like a statue for 30 minutos already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your tiegoreijgoisjr, damn it, I messed up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Take 2
Chip: *Standing susunod to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are you going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: You stood there like a statue for 30 minutos already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before you hit the ball off the tee. If you mess up your first shot, you mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that.. *Gets distracted sa pamamagitan ng a hot mare walking passed him*
Audience: *Laughing*
---
This was before they started filming Video Game Trolls.
Sean: Okay, you ready?
Mortomis: Yeah. *Logs in as an actual Cadillac*
Sean: *Logs in as an actual fox* Okay, someone put a glitch in our game!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Connor: I'm always pessimistic. Deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: In fact, I hate working here. I quit. *Leaves*
Louis: I never really liked him anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: *Runs toward Louis* What did you say?!!? *Tackles him*
Louis: Wait, I was just joking!!
Connor: So am I!!
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Song: link
Wayne: *Listening to the music* Can we not do the same joke we did in the last episode? I know this is a different variation of the song we used earlier, but it's still the same song. Do a better job once we're finished with our susunod show?
Warning: Since Wilson became a new character in this series, I forgot to put in his name for the opening credits, but don't worry, I have fixed that.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 25
The "Not so" Great Escape
May 22, 1953
Five days after Gordon got suspended, Orion felt better, but he still wanted to get fired.
Orion: *sitting on train tracks* Where's a train when you need one?
Pete: *Arrives* Orion! Get off there!
Orion: No, I want to die in honor!
Pete: *Pulls Orion off tracks* What's the matter with you? Are you trying to get killed?
Orion: No, I'm trying to get fired.
Pete: What?
Orion: You always change up my job, and I'm tired of it.
Pete: Twelve segundos of talking to you, and I can't believe my ears.
Orion: I just want to do my job, but you're always making me do different things before I can even finish.
Pete: I'm sorry. Will you try not to get yourself fired?
Orion: No. *runs away*
Pete: *Facehoof*
Orion went to the trainyard.
Wilson: uy Orion, what's up?
Orion: Where's Snowflake? Have you seen her?
Wilson: She's in the signal box near the station.
Orion: Oh, right. Thanks. *Goes to signal box*
Stylo: *Driving train towards station*
Snowflake: *Switches track to station*
Orion: *Arrives* My good old, sister.
Snowflake: Hi Orion.
Orion: I really am glad to be your brother.
Snowflake: Well, that means a lot.
Orion: But you know what I wanna do?
Snowflake: What?
Orion: Get fired.
Snowflake: Excuse me?
Orion: I've had it with Pete changing my orders all the time! At first, he wants me to push freight cars down the hump, then he wants me to drive a passenger train to Chicagoat!
Snowflake: So you're saying that you want to get fired, just to prevent yourself from being busy?
Orion: No! I want him to wait until he gives me another job, before he switches it.
Snowflake: Oh. Well, tough shit.
Orion: Oh no it's not. *Switches points*
Stylo's train got derailed. Orion switched the points before the train got off, causing the wheels to come off the tracks.
After Orion derailed the train, Stylo came running into the signalbox.
Snowflake: Great, now he's going to think I caused the accident.
Orion: Why don't we explain the situation to him?
Snowflake: Yeah, you tell him the truth, and I get fired.
Orion: Oh no, I'll get fired for you.
Stylo: *Arrives* Which one of you nincompoops switched the track before I even cleared the line?
Orion: I cannot tell a lie, it is I.
Stylo: Do you realize what could happen to you?
Orion: I want to get fired.
Stylo: *Scratching head* What?
Snowflake: It's a long story.
Stylo: Well we have a long day, let's hear it.
Orion: *runs away*
Stylo: What does he have planned?
Snowflake: I don't know, but I think I may have a plan for us.
Orion's plan was to manuntok Pete in the face. That would give him a great chance to get fired.
However, Pete was ipinapakita the line to some inspectors on Archer Hill.
Pete: As you can see, this burol goes up for a very long time, and it's a very steep grade.
Inspector 1: Well in that case, we would like to see the trainstation now.
Pete: Alright. It's really great that you guys are here. *Sticks out hoof*
Inspectors: *Doing nothing*
Pete: Aren't we forgetting something here?
Inspector 1: What might that be Mr. Reimer?
Pete: You were complimented, and we're working on business here. You have to shake my hoof.
Inspector 1: Uh, that's not really a good idea.
Inspector 2: We've heard that the mafia come around here, and try to steal from the trains.
Pete: Damnit, you shake my hoof, and you do it now!
Inspector 1: *Shakes hoof*
Soon, a bullet whizzed past, hitting the ground.
Inspectors: *Hiding behind locomotive*
Gangster: *Shoots tree*
Pete: *Pulls out gun*
Gangster: *Shoots rail*
Pete: Well we could stay here, and fight. Or we could go back to the station, and eat lunch.
Inspectors: LUNCH!
Pete: Yeah, I'm a little hungry myself. *walking to locomotive*
Gangster: *Shoots ground*
Pete: *Climbs into locomotive*
Gangster: *Shoots locomotive*
Pete: *Putting driving gloves on*
Gangster: *Shoots window*
Inspectors: *Flinch*
Pete: *Staying calm, and drives locomotive away from gangster*
Meanwhile, at the station
Orion: *Carrying boxes*
Hawkeye: *Walking past*
Orion: uy Pierce, can you help me with something?
Hawkeye: What?
Orion: I want you to come with me, and help me get some of this stuff out of the boxes I'm carrying. On segundo though, carry one of the boxes for me.
Hawkeye: You know what? As much as I'd like to pretend to be your slave, I can't. I have to go with Metal Gloss. We're going on a petsa sa pamamagitan ng Sherman Hill.
Orion: Okay, well, see you later.
Hawkeye: You got it.
Metal Gloss: *Arrives* uy baby.
Hawkeye: You took those words right out of my mouth. You're so beautiful.
Metal Gloss: *Hugs Hawkeye* Less talking, madami romance.
Hawkeye: Romance is talking... Or, maybe it depends on what you say.
Metal Gloss: *Laughs* Come on. Let's go.
So they both got in an inspection car, and went down the line.
Orion continued walking towards Sherman Hill, and found a piece of land high enough for what he was going to do.
Orion: *Sets boxes on floor* Time to set this thing up, but first. *Puts on bunny slipers, and dress* Now, I'll really get fired with this.
Speaking of Orion, the inspectors, and Pete were talking about him at the station.
Inspector: Are all your workers good?
Pete: Well, nearly all of them. One of them named Gordon, keeps causing havoc, and I suspend him from work a lot.
Inspector: You oughta apoy him.
Pete: I tried that once, but guess what happened.
Inspector: He destroyed something.
Pete: No. A movie company wanted to make a film about what we do around here, but they wouldn't film it without Gordon around, so I had to rehire him.
Inspector: Then, susunod time he does something wrong, you must apoy him.
Pete: With pleasure. Hm, that just reminded me of something. There's a parang buriko here that actually does want to get fired.
Inspector 2: And who might that be sir?
Pete: Orion Stardust.
Inspector: What does he do?
Pete: He works hard, and does his best. However, his assignments keep getting switched, and he wants to get fired on purpose because of this.
Inspector: Where is he now?
Pete: I don't know, probably sitting around somewhere.
Orion: *Finished building hang glider* Time to take flight! *Jumps off burol in hang glider*
He flew above Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Kissing Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Looks up at sky* Look!
Metal Gloss: *Sees parang buriko on hang glider* Who is that?
Hawkeye: I don't know, but it looks like a big white bird with fuzzy kulay-rosas feet.
Metal Gloss: Nuh, uh.
Stylo: *Arrives* Pierce, did you see a big white bird, with fuzzy kulay-rosas feet?
Hawkeye: Yep. I told you so Metal Gloss.
Orion: *Gliding in the sky*
Back at the station
Inspector: Well, thanks for everything Mr. Reimer.
The phone rings
Pete: *Answers phone* Hello, Cheyenne Train Station, Union Pacific. Pete Reimer speaking.
Hawkeye: Pete, it's me Pierce. We just saw Orion flying on a hang glider. It looked like he was wearing a white dress.
Pete: Oh christ. I'll be right there. *Hangs up* I just got a call near Sherman Hill.
Inspector: We better go with you.
Pete: Thanks, I'll need all the help I can get. *Runs out of station*
All three of them got in a truck, and drove down the line towards the hill.
Orion: Alright, I get it, I should've jumped off a bigger mountain.
Hawkeye: You shouldn't have done that at all.
Orion: *Sees truck* Oh look, a truck. *Runs towards truck*
Pete: *Stops*
Inspector: *Sees Orion* Good god, you weren't joking about this stallion. He really wants to get fired.
Pete: Orion, don't you know better then to run in front of a truck when it's moving?
Orion: No. May I be fired now?
Pete: Absolutely not, you're going to work in the train yard for the rest of the day.
Orion: *Sighs* Great.
Hawkeye: All's well that ends well.
The End
On The susunod Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon goes to Portland.
Song: link
Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. *In a single file line with Master Sword, Saten Twist, Orion, Snowflake, Pete, Percy, Jeff, and Astrel Sky. They are kicking their legs up in the sky as they ilipat forward* They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf.
Wayne: What on earth is going on? I told you not to repeat the same thing we did in the last episode, and even though you found a different song, you're actually repeating the same joke we did in the nakaraan episode. I'm speechless. Do you not listen? You better do a better job when we come back at 8:30.