Me:
Family guy is basically what keeps me watching Comedy Central, it is the balance between fat Americans and really pretty wives (I am not lesbian or bi but you have to admit Louis is pretty). It's ironic and makes no utter sense but that is what makes it amazing. If Peter wasn't Catholic I woudld think he was the stupidest awesomest person in the world. Also I just pag-ibig Stewie he is a freaking genius.

My mum:
What the freaking hell is this you are watching? It is utter crap and the amount of times I have heard the word penis from in the lounge..... wait are you typing this???????

I’m trying to find an episode that lives rent free in my head but the details are blurry.

Brian is talking to Stewie I believe but I could be wrong. Someone is taking a story about panties being shoved in a mouth and the funny part is Brian’s tail goes from a slow wag to fast as he gets madami excited. I think Brian says “gross” with a smirk.

I’ve tried to paghahanap in scripts but I think I’m missing a key detail. I had hoped someone might remember the scene better than me and could point to the episode.

Thank you!!