I haven't had reviews on my stories that are too crazy (I think I've left some pretty loopy ones on other's stories...), but the following fairly kamakailan review I received from a certain lovely 'akatsuki tagahanga KYAAAA' made me laugh: "i command you not to be busy and finish this wonderful story, or i shall hunt you down and force you to...have a nice day"
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lolz that is epic
Espeongirl360
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I like this kind of crazy reviews, they are all the most welcome actually. Some reviewers are really humorous people.
LadyNottingham
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LOL!
Book-Freak
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I think the craziest one was where a reviewer telling me my story was a piece of crap and I was a sucky writer. I asked him/her why, and s/he sinabi because my story ended on a cliff-hanger.
I'd spent the last three chapters reminding people (it was also on my profile) that I'd be Pagsulat a sequel to the story. A sequel that -- at the time of the review -- was already half-way done.
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LOL a cliff hanger shows how constructed a story is actually. I'm a wizard at that. I pag-ibig ending my chapters on cliffhangers. But you'll always have folks that DO NOT read author's notes...
LadyNottingham
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Me too…I pag-ibig Pagsulat cliffhangers, not just on fanfiction.net, but on my stories here. I'll end it on a total cliffhanger, then be a b*tch and wait like 3-4 weeks to post the susunod chapter >:D The story I'm working on now, the ending will be a cliffhanger, and I never intend on Pagsulat a sequel. I feel pretty damn evil for that. :D
AislingYJ
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I write M rated stuff. It shows in the story ratings. I warn my readers in my author's notes.
One day, I had a review after a rather steamy scene involving a blowjob and the reviewer wrote to me that this was utterly disgusting !
It amused me to no end as I don't think that blowjobs are that dirty (honestly). I replied to them that the story was M rated, that they had been warned and after several chapters of "adult" situations (whether sex or violence), I expected my readers to ipakita an equally "adult" reaction.
I usually bet on people's intelligence and maturity. But it happens I'm sometimes wrong.
I got another one, funny this time, about a HP fanfic pairing Severus with an OFC, but without Harry, Ron & Hermione. A reader wrote me a lovely review, after something like 50 chapters (there are 138 chapters in that story), stating that they had just realized there was no Harry at all ! It amused me a lot too and I kindly replied to them that I had specified this in my notes. The review was positive but the way the reader wrote their review was fun to read.
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It also annoyce me that people write hateful reviews of M rated stories. They should have read the authors note. Those people are just ignorant and annoying.
deathroman13
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Well, that review in particular was not hateful. But it showed that the person that had written it had had either a bad experience as far as sex is concerned, or was totally immature sexually speaking. I don't like slash, I'm not into it, then I don't read. I agree with you, what is downright annoying is when readers don't read author's notes.
LadyNottingham
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What reviewers write about slash fiction is downright hurtful! I haven't written any slash fics myself, but I do enjoy them -- and why not? Homosexual relationships are just as meaningful and passionate as heterosexual ones in both the real world and the fic world - just because suddenly some of the characters you've thought of as straight in your head are being portrayed as gay doesn't mean the may-akda is doing anything repulsive!! And some of the most wonderful revelations about a character can come out in slash fiction! =)
BookJunkie44
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I agree. What is painful is that people that don't like a particular kind of literature (slash, for example), still read these stories and flame down the writer because they don't like the story on account of its genre ! If one doesn't like a type of story, then they should not read it and spare nasty reviews to the author.
LadyNottingham
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To sum it all up : dont like, don't read, don't review. As simple as that.
LadyNottingham
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I totally agree. I hate flamers, especially in a fic when it is obviously AU and they still complain about the details.
Book-Freak
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