posted by dazl
It seems a lot of people are wondering where the seemingly walang tiyak na layunin hatred of Smurfs on Fanpop came from.
I know, sounds strange to me too. So I decided to investigate this mystery that has led to confusion and gnashing of teeth on Fanpop.
I did a little search, and the results were as suspected: I started it.
Yes, innocent little dazl. Didn't expect that one, did you?
See, Smurfs scare me. Always have. And no, I will not tell you why. That's a private matter between me and my shrink on Tuesdays, and my therapy group on Thursdays and Saturday afternoons.
So, I naturally thought of defending myself. Self defense. And choking came to mind. Therefore, link arose.
Then, I began to think, since Fanpoppers apparantly find the idea of killing little blue thing disgusting. And then it hit me. A viable pinagmulan of nutrition AND a method of elimination! Which led to link.
It then seemed to snowball. Everyone soon knew of my aversion to the cerulean sprites and began to tease me *suppresses memory*.
Then, something wonderous happened. Other Smurf haters declared themselves Gargamelian. And sa pamamagitan ng that I mean AntiSmurf.
Soon, the hatred of Smurfs had dripped over into picks. People began to imagine me fighting Smurfs, running from Smurfs...*panic attack*
So that is the shameful secret of the Anti-Smurfers.
To the AntiSmurfers: Yes, I know I owe you guys wages for keeping them away from me. I'll pay you when Chel runs out of picks.
To those who like Smurfs: Sorry?
UPDATE: I just saw someone asking about the Smurf thing in one of Chel's picks. Now that is timing!
added by PkmnTrainerJ
"J, I'm so proud of all the things that you have done" is my phrase on my bista sa tagiliran currently, and this shows why, and also lets you see I'm an actual person in this strange place I like to call the real world.