Flashpoint
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kis2009 posted on Aug 09, 2012 at 08:51PM
Being that Flashpoint is such an awesome show with some pretty funny quotes, I figured I 'd start a forum to share some my favorites. Feel free to add, the more the better :)
Spike: So Sam, how many Al-Queda guys you take out? Sam: What you mean like to dinner? Lou: You gotta be wasted to take seven tasers like that, right? Spike: I could take seven. Wordy: Seven what? Spike: I could take seven tasers. Wordy: You could not take seven tasers. Sgt Parker: Babycakes, how are you? Spike: Frickin' shag carpet. Been picking it out of her treads all morning. Ed: Price of love, Spike. Spike: Yeah she didn't even make me breakfast. Sgt. Gregory Parker: Say good bye to your girlfriend. Briefing room, five minutes. Sgt. Parker: Jules, you'll be my secondary. Tact if required. Jules: Got it. Ed: Wordy, cover the Boss. Spike, bomb links, explosives if we need 'em. Spike: Copy, copy! A bomb. Make it a bomb. I never get a bomb. Explosive entry, at least, I could set one off. Ed: Lou , you're less lethal. It's a hospital, so no gas. Lou: Less lethal? Lou: What's your problem? Spike: Woods. My people don't like em. Lou: Your people? From Woodbridge? Spike: No Romans, last three times we fought in the war against the Huns, didn't go so good. Wordy: Boss, witnesses saw teenagers bolt out of a restroom and up the stairs. Spike: Three teenage girls, four teenage girls, three girls and a boy, could be seven orangutans. Sgt. Parker: How about a little less information and a little more intelligence? Spike: Copy. Ed: Study hard? Spike: What's that thing called? Wordy: Long metal thing. Ed: Loud noises. Spike: Gun! See why do we need to re-qualify? Spike: CJV Electronics. CJV was busted a couple of years ago. They were selling pirated operating systems. Sam: How do you know that? Spike: I know because I'm a highly-trained officer on the cutting edge of twenty-first century Sam: I thought it was because you're a geek. Ed: He's not a geek, okay? He's a geek with combat skills, that's why the ladies love him. Wordy: Boxing? Man that is so twentieth century. Lou: Better than watching The Lion King. Spike: Hey, I took my nephew, OK? I'm a good uncle. Spike: [over headsets] Guys there's a way we can do this. Sgt. Parker: Talk to me Spike. Spike: Okay, the system's divided into sectors so we can shut them down one sector at a time. So as soon as the ninjas go through sector one, we bring it back up, then we go to the next, and then we go to the next. Sgt. Parker: Before they realize the sectors down? Spike: That's the theory. Sgt. Parker: I'm not asking for theory, can we do it? Spike: Yeah! [covers ear piece and whispers to Lewis] Theoretically. |
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