Flippy just wants to stay tahanan today. No crazy antics, no flipping out, none of that shit. He has even gone to such lengths as to get a video game console for himself and a couple games for it just to avoid killing anyone. In "reality", at least.
Starring: Flippy
Featuring: No one else
Appearances: Nutty, Cuddles
(Yeah, that's right. I'm breaking the mold for this fanfic. It's always worked for me so far.)
You may be asking yourself, "why the (expletive) are you only putting 3 characters in? You've put in upwards of 10 at times." Well, I'm almost out of good ideas right now. I'm sticking with what I know until I get my crazy back. And what I know is video games.
*The episode starts with Flippy at home, hooking up his shiny new game console to his plasma screen TV that was shown in the episode Easy For You To Sleigh. Naturally, he chose games that let him do all the killing, without actual bloodshed. The listahan includes Final pantasiya XIII, Dragon's Dogma, and the entire Mass Effect series.*
Flippy: I had to spend $250, but this PlayStation 3 was worth it.
*has to wait for over 6 GB of updates*
Flippy: Fuck. What's on television? This'll be a while. *surfs through channels until he finds Nickelodeon; an episode of Ni Hao, Kai-Lan is on. It just so happens to be Princess Kai-Lan. I know nothing of this episode as I have not been lucky enough to see it, so I'm going to improvise here.*
Flippy: Wow. I cannot believe what my eyes are seeing here.
*Here's my improvised script of this point of the episode*
Rintoo: Kai-Lan, these guys will not speak to each other; and I can see why. That pag-awit would piss me off as well.
Tolee: And I couldn't stand a damn mini-earthquake every 15 seconds.
Kai-Lan: Well, there has to be SOME WAY to help these assholes.
Hoho: Are you talking about a mental institute? That would be my first choice as well.
Kai-Lan: As tempting as that sounds, I was thinking madami like a "kiss and make up" kind of situation.
Rintoo: Tolee, I bet you 400 yuan that this ain't gonna work.
Tolee: 500.
Rintoo: 475.
Tolee: Deal.
*That's as far as I'm willing to go. Flippy's getting the actual dialogue, but I don't know it, so that's all you get at this point from me.*
Flippy: This is getting good... Let's see how my magpabago are doing. *30% complete* I expected worse. Now, to finish watching my show.
*half an oras later* (yeah, I know the episode's an oras long. But it was half over when he was watching it.)
Flippy, checking his update status: Hot damn, this thing's ready! Hmm... Let's try out this Dragon's Dogma game. My friend Nutty seems to pag-ibig it. (So do I; over 150 hours on it already.)
*gets about 2 hours in, with a pawn he has named Fliqpy*
Flippy: I have to battle a griffin? I better get geared up and higher level first. Take care of this inquisition shit while I'm at it.
*gets all 7 evidences of innocence in 1 game day* Fuck that was fast. Might as well go on a money run. ( "Money Run": A grind for the main currency of the world of which you adventure in. Here, it's ginto coins.)
*An oras later, after 179 dead goblins and 74 dead rogues, he made over 400000 gold. Still having a araw and a half to go, he's gonna take care of the griffin thing.*
(I'm actually going to make this a multi-parter, because eventually Flippy WILL flip out. This fanfic cannot rightly end until he does.)
*knock on door*
Flippy: Who is it?
Cuddles: It's Cuddles! Can I come in?
Flippy: Door's unlocked already! I was expecting company today!
Cuddles: I also brought Nutty with me.
Nutty: He's been feeding me kendi all the way here.
Cuddles: If I didn't, I would be beyond dead right now.
Nutty: No shit Sherlock.
Flippy: Grab a seat; I'm gonna be here a while.
Nutty, Cuddles: What?!
Flippy: I'm going to see how long I can go without flipping out.
Cuddles: o_O really?
Nutty: I don't care as long as there's sugar involved.
Flippy: I have my assistant working on that right now.
Who is this assistant? Why is Flippy doing this? How did Nutty even fall for Cuddles' kendi ruse-- never mind that last question. See you later with part 2 of this anti-flip out campaign.
Starring: Flippy
Featuring: No one else
Appearances: Nutty, Cuddles
(Yeah, that's right. I'm breaking the mold for this fanfic. It's always worked for me so far.)
You may be asking yourself, "why the (expletive) are you only putting 3 characters in? You've put in upwards of 10 at times." Well, I'm almost out of good ideas right now. I'm sticking with what I know until I get my crazy back. And what I know is video games.
*The episode starts with Flippy at home, hooking up his shiny new game console to his plasma screen TV that was shown in the episode Easy For You To Sleigh. Naturally, he chose games that let him do all the killing, without actual bloodshed. The listahan includes Final pantasiya XIII, Dragon's Dogma, and the entire Mass Effect series.*
Flippy: I had to spend $250, but this PlayStation 3 was worth it.
*has to wait for over 6 GB of updates*
Flippy: Fuck. What's on television? This'll be a while. *surfs through channels until he finds Nickelodeon; an episode of Ni Hao, Kai-Lan is on. It just so happens to be Princess Kai-Lan. I know nothing of this episode as I have not been lucky enough to see it, so I'm going to improvise here.*
Flippy: Wow. I cannot believe what my eyes are seeing here.
*Here's my improvised script of this point of the episode*
Rintoo: Kai-Lan, these guys will not speak to each other; and I can see why. That pag-awit would piss me off as well.
Tolee: And I couldn't stand a damn mini-earthquake every 15 seconds.
Kai-Lan: Well, there has to be SOME WAY to help these assholes.
Hoho: Are you talking about a mental institute? That would be my first choice as well.
Kai-Lan: As tempting as that sounds, I was thinking madami like a "kiss and make up" kind of situation.
Rintoo: Tolee, I bet you 400 yuan that this ain't gonna work.
Tolee: 500.
Rintoo: 475.
Tolee: Deal.
*That's as far as I'm willing to go. Flippy's getting the actual dialogue, but I don't know it, so that's all you get at this point from me.*
Flippy: This is getting good... Let's see how my magpabago are doing. *30% complete* I expected worse. Now, to finish watching my show.
*half an oras later* (yeah, I know the episode's an oras long. But it was half over when he was watching it.)
Flippy, checking his update status: Hot damn, this thing's ready! Hmm... Let's try out this Dragon's Dogma game. My friend Nutty seems to pag-ibig it. (So do I; over 150 hours on it already.)
*gets about 2 hours in, with a pawn he has named Fliqpy*
Flippy: I have to battle a griffin? I better get geared up and higher level first. Take care of this inquisition shit while I'm at it.
*gets all 7 evidences of innocence in 1 game day* Fuck that was fast. Might as well go on a money run. ( "Money Run": A grind for the main currency of the world of which you adventure in. Here, it's ginto coins.)
*An oras later, after 179 dead goblins and 74 dead rogues, he made over 400000 gold. Still having a araw and a half to go, he's gonna take care of the griffin thing.*
(I'm actually going to make this a multi-parter, because eventually Flippy WILL flip out. This fanfic cannot rightly end until he does.)
*knock on door*
Flippy: Who is it?
Cuddles: It's Cuddles! Can I come in?
Flippy: Door's unlocked already! I was expecting company today!
Cuddles: I also brought Nutty with me.
Nutty: He's been feeding me kendi all the way here.
Cuddles: If I didn't, I would be beyond dead right now.
Nutty: No shit Sherlock.
Flippy: Grab a seat; I'm gonna be here a while.
Nutty, Cuddles: What?!
Flippy: I'm going to see how long I can go without flipping out.
Cuddles: o_O really?
Nutty: I don't care as long as there's sugar involved.
Flippy: I have my assistant working on that right now.
Who is this assistant? Why is Flippy doing this? How did Nutty even fall for Cuddles' kendi ruse-- never mind that last question. See you later with part 2 of this anti-flip out campaign.