There is a change in one of my bio stats: Because I killed Cuddles, I now have 1 kill. Other than that, not much has changed here.
*It's the following day, Flippy is fast asleep. Everyone at his house agreed to take shifts, including me. Starring(and these are the shift-takers): Me, Nutty, Mime(he came to visit), Disco Bear, Splendid, and Pop. Featuring: Lammy and Mr. Pickels. Appearances: Russell*
We continue, in the morning of the susunod day. It's Pop's turn; Russell is babysitting Cub. We'll check up on him later.
Pop: How the hell do you play this damn game?
Edvine: Here, Pop. Let me ipakita you how it's done. *since Flippy is still a strider(Updated stats: Flippy, level 62 Strider; Fliqpy, his pawn, is the same), I ipakita Pop how to effectively use daggers and bows in the game*
Pop: I didn't even know that ranges like that could exist.
Edvine: And, the bonus is, you will never get hit from that far away. uy Nutty, it's time for your shift. I brought you some kendi bars and soda so that way you can get your sugar fix and help Flippy at the same time. *I hear pleasuring moans and groans from Flippy's bedroom; wasn't Flippy still supposed to be asleep?* Would you excuse me a moment?
Flippy: That's right, Lammy, take it like a woman!
Lammy: Oh, Flippy...
Edvine: *barges in; what I witness cannot be unseen* What the-- Holy-- WHAT IN THE NAME OF Hesus CHRIST??
Flippy: What-- Oh shit!
Lammy: What's wrong-- *looks towards me; emits a Flaky-like scream*
Flaky, running in and a surprise appearance: Someone call me-- *trademark scream* Have you no shame you two?
Flippy: Bitch, I've served in wars for over 20 years. Shame is something I forgot about.
Lammy: And I have a thing for veterans.
Edvine: *thinking* (If this shows up in the fanon wiki, I will never live this down.) Just get out of here Lammy.
Flippy: How do you even know her name?
Edvine: I've seen the episodes she was in. Congratulations on not dying yet.
Lammy: It's an--
*Flippy just came inside Lammy*
Flippy: Uh...
Lammy: Yeah, I didn't know how you could still come in me even though you weren't really into it at that point, either.
Flippy: I essentially have nothing to hide aside from my PTSD.
Lammy: And I'm just fucking insane.
Flippy: And you were just fucking... me.
Lammy: Can we never speak of this?
Flippy: Okay. Sorry I wasn't using protection...
Lammy: Um... WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?
Flippy: I did not use a condom. Surprised?
Lammy: Yes! Edvine, you saw us in the act. Who should die because of this?
Edvine: And Lammy, how do you know my name?
Lammy: That's classified.
Edvine: Fuck, I hate that word. But seriously, you want me to kill one of you?
Lammy: I told you I was mentally unstable.
Flippy: You have a atsara as a friend. A goddamn PICKLE. What the fuck do you have that makes you so special?
Lammy: Schizophrenia. Basically, my brain has a few screws loose.
Flippy: Sweetie, every screw in that thing is loose.
Lammy: I think our cases are rested. Now choose, Edvine. Your paborito character on the show, or the new character with something to prove. Who dies?
Flippy: Spare me and I'll let you keep the house.
Lammy: Spare me and you can do what Flippy did to me... and madami if you're feeling adventurous.
Flippy: I'll give you $100,000. And the house.
Lammy: $125,000. And the sex.
Flippy: You can keep Nutty as a pet.
Lammy: I can actually have kids.
Edvine: Flippy, your offer stands at $100,000, your house, and Nutty. Your house has an estimated value of $208,700, and I can have people feed Nutty kendi for a few bucks in pity money. So your value of the offer you put up would be about $310,000. Lammy, you're offering me $125,000, all the sex I want(probably) and the ability to create a family with you. I might need that $125,000 just to pay for the babies! So unfortunately, I don't feel like bankruptcy. Flippy, your Bowie knife, please. Oh yeah, and I'll make a salad with your beloved pickle.
Flippy: I knew you would make the right choice. *gives me his Bowie knife*
*I cut Lammy's arms off, making her scream in horrible pain. I then use her arms as flails and ugoy them around her body. I spot a tenis racquet and force it through Lammy as a finishing move. She looks like oversized French fries; and dead to boot. 4 dead*
Flippy: Here you go, $100,000, the key to my house, and a leash for Nutty.
*Update: I have 2 kills now*
Edvine: Why does Nutty need a leash? You all stand on 2 legs.
Flippy: It's for his own good. He has a tendency to run away at times, most likely when he smells something sweet.
Edvine: Good to know. Where will you live?
Flippy: I'll find a place. Know any?
Edvine: *gives picture of the inside of my house, with Rintoo from Ni Hao, Kai-Lan playing Forza Motorsport 3 in the background*
Flippy: Wait, how did you get here in the first place?
Edvine: Your postcard had an address on it.
Flippy: Ah.
Edvine: Hey, Nutty! You're coming with me!
Nutty: Aw damn it! I was just about to kill this archydra!
Edvine: Well fucking hurry up!
Flippy: *sees explosion outside; the cause is unknown; turns into actual Fliqpy*
Edvine: I'm getting out of here!! Nutty, get out of here too!
Nutty: Here, Disco Bear!
Disco Bear: Oh yeah... I could get used to playing this game already.
Pop: I had a wife, and you can't even get a date. How fucking pitiful is that?
Disco Bear: Hurtful... Now I have to kill you...
Edvine: Believe me, Fliqpy will take care of that for you.
*And take care of it he does. He dispatches Pop and Disco madala simultaneously with his video game controller, and amazingly multitasks sa pamamagitan ng looking back and finishing off the archydra that Nutty was about to slay. Russell was just coming back to tell Pop that Cub was constantly throwing toys at him, some quite hard, and couldn't take it anymore, but Fliqpy turns around and throws his Mass Effect 3 disc, cutting him in half. The disc had no scratches. Mime was trying to run away, but Fliqpy strangled him with what looked like thin air, but he used Mime's trademark skill to his advantage, making Mime believe he was being choked with steel wire cables. Mime died. Giggles was walking sa pamamagitan ng at the time, completely unaware that Fliqpy had been unleashed, but still was walking to his house. Flaky was thrown out the window right on tuktok of Giggles, Flaky's quills facing the front half of Giggles's body. They both died after getting run over sa pamamagitan ng The Mole. Only me and Nutty made it out unharmed. Now to get out of this crazy place! 11 dead*
Flippy turns to normal, but he killed a total of 5, some with assistance.
Is this fanfic over? I'll say yes.
*It's the following day, Flippy is fast asleep. Everyone at his house agreed to take shifts, including me. Starring(and these are the shift-takers): Me, Nutty, Mime(he came to visit), Disco Bear, Splendid, and Pop. Featuring: Lammy and Mr. Pickels. Appearances: Russell*
We continue, in the morning of the susunod day. It's Pop's turn; Russell is babysitting Cub. We'll check up on him later.
Pop: How the hell do you play this damn game?
Edvine: Here, Pop. Let me ipakita you how it's done. *since Flippy is still a strider(Updated stats: Flippy, level 62 Strider; Fliqpy, his pawn, is the same), I ipakita Pop how to effectively use daggers and bows in the game*
Pop: I didn't even know that ranges like that could exist.
Edvine: And, the bonus is, you will never get hit from that far away. uy Nutty, it's time for your shift. I brought you some kendi bars and soda so that way you can get your sugar fix and help Flippy at the same time. *I hear pleasuring moans and groans from Flippy's bedroom; wasn't Flippy still supposed to be asleep?* Would you excuse me a moment?
Flippy: That's right, Lammy, take it like a woman!
Lammy: Oh, Flippy...
Edvine: *barges in; what I witness cannot be unseen* What the-- Holy-- WHAT IN THE NAME OF Hesus CHRIST??
Flippy: What-- Oh shit!
Lammy: What's wrong-- *looks towards me; emits a Flaky-like scream*
Flaky, running in and a surprise appearance: Someone call me-- *trademark scream* Have you no shame you two?
Flippy: Bitch, I've served in wars for over 20 years. Shame is something I forgot about.
Lammy: And I have a thing for veterans.
Edvine: *thinking* (If this shows up in the fanon wiki, I will never live this down.) Just get out of here Lammy.
Flippy: How do you even know her name?
Edvine: I've seen the episodes she was in. Congratulations on not dying yet.
Lammy: It's an--
*Flippy just came inside Lammy*
Flippy: Uh...
Lammy: Yeah, I didn't know how you could still come in me even though you weren't really into it at that point, either.
Flippy: I essentially have nothing to hide aside from my PTSD.
Lammy: And I'm just fucking insane.
Flippy: And you were just fucking... me.
Lammy: Can we never speak of this?
Flippy: Okay. Sorry I wasn't using protection...
Lammy: Um... WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?
Flippy: I did not use a condom. Surprised?
Lammy: Yes! Edvine, you saw us in the act. Who should die because of this?
Edvine: And Lammy, how do you know my name?
Lammy: That's classified.
Edvine: Fuck, I hate that word. But seriously, you want me to kill one of you?
Lammy: I told you I was mentally unstable.
Flippy: You have a atsara as a friend. A goddamn PICKLE. What the fuck do you have that makes you so special?
Lammy: Schizophrenia. Basically, my brain has a few screws loose.
Flippy: Sweetie, every screw in that thing is loose.
Lammy: I think our cases are rested. Now choose, Edvine. Your paborito character on the show, or the new character with something to prove. Who dies?
Flippy: Spare me and I'll let you keep the house.
Lammy: Spare me and you can do what Flippy did to me... and madami if you're feeling adventurous.
Flippy: I'll give you $100,000. And the house.
Lammy: $125,000. And the sex.
Flippy: You can keep Nutty as a pet.
Lammy: I can actually have kids.
Edvine: Flippy, your offer stands at $100,000, your house, and Nutty. Your house has an estimated value of $208,700, and I can have people feed Nutty kendi for a few bucks in pity money. So your value of the offer you put up would be about $310,000. Lammy, you're offering me $125,000, all the sex I want(probably) and the ability to create a family with you. I might need that $125,000 just to pay for the babies! So unfortunately, I don't feel like bankruptcy. Flippy, your Bowie knife, please. Oh yeah, and I'll make a salad with your beloved pickle.
Flippy: I knew you would make the right choice. *gives me his Bowie knife*
*I cut Lammy's arms off, making her scream in horrible pain. I then use her arms as flails and ugoy them around her body. I spot a tenis racquet and force it through Lammy as a finishing move. She looks like oversized French fries; and dead to boot. 4 dead*
Flippy: Here you go, $100,000, the key to my house, and a leash for Nutty.
*Update: I have 2 kills now*
Edvine: Why does Nutty need a leash? You all stand on 2 legs.
Flippy: It's for his own good. He has a tendency to run away at times, most likely when he smells something sweet.
Edvine: Good to know. Where will you live?
Flippy: I'll find a place. Know any?
Edvine: *gives picture of the inside of my house, with Rintoo from Ni Hao, Kai-Lan playing Forza Motorsport 3 in the background*
Flippy: Wait, how did you get here in the first place?
Edvine: Your postcard had an address on it.
Flippy: Ah.
Edvine: Hey, Nutty! You're coming with me!
Nutty: Aw damn it! I was just about to kill this archydra!
Edvine: Well fucking hurry up!
Flippy: *sees explosion outside; the cause is unknown; turns into actual Fliqpy*
Edvine: I'm getting out of here!! Nutty, get out of here too!
Nutty: Here, Disco Bear!
Disco Bear: Oh yeah... I could get used to playing this game already.
Pop: I had a wife, and you can't even get a date. How fucking pitiful is that?
Disco Bear: Hurtful... Now I have to kill you...
Edvine: Believe me, Fliqpy will take care of that for you.
*And take care of it he does. He dispatches Pop and Disco madala simultaneously with his video game controller, and amazingly multitasks sa pamamagitan ng looking back and finishing off the archydra that Nutty was about to slay. Russell was just coming back to tell Pop that Cub was constantly throwing toys at him, some quite hard, and couldn't take it anymore, but Fliqpy turns around and throws his Mass Effect 3 disc, cutting him in half. The disc had no scratches. Mime was trying to run away, but Fliqpy strangled him with what looked like thin air, but he used Mime's trademark skill to his advantage, making Mime believe he was being choked with steel wire cables. Mime died. Giggles was walking sa pamamagitan ng at the time, completely unaware that Fliqpy had been unleashed, but still was walking to his house. Flaky was thrown out the window right on tuktok of Giggles, Flaky's quills facing the front half of Giggles's body. They both died after getting run over sa pamamagitan ng The Mole. Only me and Nutty made it out unharmed. Now to get out of this crazy place! 11 dead*
Flippy turns to normal, but he killed a total of 5, some with assistance.
Is this fanfic over? I'll say yes.