Mrs. Weasley: "Fred, you next."

Fred: I'm not Fred, I'm George, honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell
I'm George?"

Mrs. Weasley: "Sorry, George, dear."

Fred: "Only joking, I am Fred." SS Ch. 6 pg. 92


One twin: "Blimey. Are you ----?"

Other twin: "He is. Aren't you?"

Harry: "What?"

Both twins: "Harry Potter?"

Harry: "Oh, him, I mean, yes, I am." SS Ch. 6 pg. 95


Mrs. Weasley: "Ron, you've got something on your nose."

Ron: "Mum ---- geroff."

Both twins: "Aaah, has ickle Ronnie got somefink up his nosie?"

Ron: "Shut up." SS Ch. 6 pg. 95


Percy: "Can't stay long, Mother, I'm up front,...

Fed Weasley died on May 2nd, 1998. He was fighting alongside his brother Percy in the Battle of Hogwarts.

Most of the time when we see Fred, he's with his twin brother George. The two were inseparable. Whenever we see the two, it's almost inevitable that they're joking around or pulling some sort of prank. But it was never to bully anyone; They were just having a good time, and a good laugh. It seemed that most people liked being around Fred and George, because together they could always make you smile.

Fred and George even helped to get rid of Umbridge, with the help of their pranking ways,...

*'What's that? sinabi one of the twins suddenly, pointing at Harry's lightning scar.
'Blimey,' sinabi the other twin. 'Are you –?'
'He is,' sinabi the first twin. 'Aren't' you?' he added to Harry.
'What?' sinabi Harry.
'Harry Potter,' chorused the twins.
'Oh, him,' sinabi Harry, 'I mean, yes, I am.' (PS6)

*'Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls.'
'We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.'
'George!' (PS6)

*Wood: 'This is it.'
The big one,' sinabi Fred Weasley.
'The one we've all been waiting for,' sinabi George.
'We know Oliver's speech sa pamamagitan ng heart,' Fred told Harry. 'We were in the team last year.' (PS11)

*'Where did...

I hate Severus Snape

Join the club – we’ve got jackets and everything

I really wish Hermione hadn’t gotten you addicted to Shrek 2

What’s up with Shrek 2; it’s an awesome movie

Yeah.. It’s an awesome movie that’s incredibly prejudiced against witches

Good point – I’m not a witch though

Neither am I, but I still think it’s highly prejudiced

Can we talk about something else, I don’t even know what prejudiced means

It means bias

I don’t know what bias means either

Go look it up in Hermione’s dictionary

Hermione isn’t here

I’m not an idiot, I know she’s not here, ask her when...

The following is a listahan of some of their greatest moments. Most of these are from the books. However, these first two are from the DH1movie. Enjoy!

Moody: Fair warning: it tastes like goblin piss.
One twin: How do you know what that tastes like? *sees Moody's glare* Just trying to ease the tension.

Both: *after transformation* Wow. We're identical.

Ok. Here we go with mga panipi from the books. Don't forget to comment. Also, add any I may have missed.

"Fred, you next," the plump woman said.
"I'm not Fred, I'm George," sinabi the boy. "Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell I'm George?"...

History of Magic sucks


That it does, Fred

Who thinks we need to know about Ushnark the Unbearable anyway?

Mr. Binns, apparently

Duh! Of course Mr. Binns does, he wouldn’t teach it to us otherwise, but I mean who else, I bet 2 gallyons galleons that Angelina’s bored

Don’t need to accept, you can see her from here, she’s asleep for god’s sake AND you can’t spell galleons!

Can too. It just took me a few tries, that’s all

Oh yeah. And Voldemort just takes a few tries to kill Harry.

How can you relate this to Voldemort?!?

Because, I’m awesome and you’re not

How can you have the audacity...

A/N;A fanfiction that I wrote for LeakyCauldron .Please review.


“Hey guys,” cried Jack Gibson, a fellow first taon from Ravenclaw.The two red haired twins turned .The short, plump boy ran up to them, panting, holding up a letter,
“I was asked to give this to you sa pamamagitan ng Professor McGonagall.”
He handed the letter to George and walked away
The twins, Fred and George Weasley, have been at Hogwarts only for 3 months, but they had already got detentions madami than the anybody got the whole seven years at school.
They opened the letter and in Professor McGonagall’s neat handwriting, they read a small...

Birth name: Fred and George Weasley.
Name meaning: Weasley="In Britain and Ireland the weasel has a bad reputation as an unfortunate, even malevolent, animal. However, since childhood I have had a great fondness for the Family Mustelidae; not so much malignant as maligned, in my opinion." (JKR) This genus includes weasels, stoats, polecats, ferrets, mink, wolverines, badgers, skunks, otters, and others.
Born: April 1st (JKR), 1978.
Death: Fred died on May 2, 1998 during the Battle of Hogwarts


FAMILY & FRIENDS
Ancestry: Pure-blood.
Mother: Molly (Prewett) Weasley.
Father: Arthur Weasley, Head...

Say It Can Be

“Wicked,” chorused fifteen-year-old Fred and George Weasley while they eyed Jade Chan, thirteen, practicing her magic in the Gryffindor common room at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She was getting to be quite good with her spells. For one, her Lumos Maxima spell, which was a part of her Charms homework, was getting lots of practice. And then there was one spell that was her favorite: Finite Incantatem, which was the General Counter-Spell. She was practicing that one every chance she got.

“Expelliarmus!” Jade said, and the spell knocked Ron back off his feet....

Warning: This is hilarious, and a bit gross. Enjoy!
"Wren!" Two voices boomed from behind me, causing me bite my tongue. "We brought you something!"
"Do I even want to know what it is?" I groaned and turned to Fred and George.
"Can-deeee!" Fred hummed loudly, dancing around George, who held a small paper-bound package.
"I don't know, I'm not supposed to take kendi from strangers." I shrugged and turned back to my homework.
"Ah, come on! We aren't that strange!" George rolled his eyes and waved the tiny parcell in front of my face.
"You really expect me to just take some sort of 'candy' from you,...

The air exploded. They had been grouped together, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred, and Percy, the two Death Eaters at their feet, one Stunned, the other Transfigured; and in that fragment of a moment, the world was rent apart. Harry felt himself flying through the air, and all he could do was hold as tightly as possible to that thin stick of wood that was his one and only weapon, and shield his head in his arms: He heard the screams an yells of his companions without a hope of knowing what had happened to them-

And then as the world resolved itself into pain and semidarkness: He was half buried in...