A young Aussie joins the navy. On the araw he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, you will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what you ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came sa pamamagitan ng and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could you tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the bangka yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, you will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what you ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came sa pamamagitan ng and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could you tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the bangka yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
Ok this is my listahan of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned sa pamamagitan ng 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did you run your last race?" and the segundo one said,"How did you win the race?" the runner sinabi 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes you say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked you out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if you were locked in a pagkain Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
