Here are my tuktok Kurt mga panipi from Season 1:
10. Mercedes: "Have you ever kissed anybody?"
Kurt: "Yes. If sa pamamagitan ng somebody you mean the tender crook of my elbow". (Acafellas)
9. "Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy". (The Rhodes Not Taken)
8. "My body is like a ram tsokolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise". (Preggers)
7. Will: "What do you guys say when you answer the phone?"
Mercedes: "What up?"
Artie: "Who 'dis be?"
Kurt: "No, she's dead. This is her son". (Hell-O)
6. "Mr. Schue, Rachel is one of us. We're the only ones who humliliate her". (Funk)
5. Tina: "My balls keep falling off".
Kurt: "I've been there". (Theatricality)
4. "Rachel manages to dress like a toddler and a grandmother at the same time". (Hairography)
3. Will: "Okay, no, no. It's not the song, you guys just need to get into it".
Kurt: "No, it's the song. It's really gay". (Showmance)
2. "Hello. I am Kurt Hummel, and I will be auditioning for the role of kicker". (Preggers)
1. "One day, you'll all work for me". (Showmance)
Any comments? If you have something to add or change, put your comment in the comment box below. And thanks for reading.
10. Mercedes: "Have you ever kissed anybody?"
Kurt: "Yes. If sa pamamagitan ng somebody you mean the tender crook of my elbow". (Acafellas)
9. "Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy". (The Rhodes Not Taken)
8. "My body is like a ram tsokolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise". (Preggers)
7. Will: "What do you guys say when you answer the phone?"
Mercedes: "What up?"
Artie: "Who 'dis be?"
Kurt: "No, she's dead. This is her son". (Hell-O)
6. "Mr. Schue, Rachel is one of us. We're the only ones who humliliate her". (Funk)
5. Tina: "My balls keep falling off".
Kurt: "I've been there". (Theatricality)
4. "Rachel manages to dress like a toddler and a grandmother at the same time". (Hairography)
3. Will: "Okay, no, no. It's not the song, you guys just need to get into it".
Kurt: "No, it's the song. It's really gay". (Showmance)
2. "Hello. I am Kurt Hummel, and I will be auditioning for the role of kicker". (Preggers)
1. "One day, you'll all work for me". (Showmance)
Any comments? If you have something to add or change, put your comment in the comment box below. And thanks for reading.
You say yes, I say no
You say stop and I say go, go, go
Oh, no
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
I say high, you say low
You say why, and I say I don't know
Oh, no
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Why, why, why, why, why, why
Do you say good bye
Goodbye, bye, bye, bye, bye
Oh, no
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello
Hello
Hela, heba helloa
Hela, heba helloa
You say stop and I say go, go, go
Oh, no
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
I say high, you say low
You say why, and I say I don't know
Oh, no
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Why, why, why, why, why, why
Do you say good bye
Goodbye, bye, bye, bye, bye
Oh, no
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello
Hello
Hela, heba helloa
Hela, heba helloa
When you're smilin'....keep on smilin'
The whole world smiles with you
And when you're laughin'....keep on laughin'
The sun comes shinin' through
But when you're cryin'.... you bring on the rain
So stop your frownin'....be happy again
Cause when you're smilin'....keep on smilin'
The whole world smiles with you
(instrumental break)
Oh when you're smilin'....keep on smilin'
The whole world smiles with you
Ah when you're laughin'....keep on laughin'
The sun comes shinin' through
Now when you're cryin'.... you bring on the rain
So stop that sighin'....be happy again
Cause when you're smilin'....just keep on smilin'
And the whole world gonna smile with
The great big world will smile with
The whole wide world will smile with you
The whole world smiles with you
And when you're laughin'....keep on laughin'
The sun comes shinin' through
But when you're cryin'.... you bring on the rain
So stop your frownin'....be happy again
Cause when you're smilin'....keep on smilin'
The whole world smiles with you
(instrumental break)
Oh when you're smilin'....keep on smilin'
The whole world smiles with you
Ah when you're laughin'....keep on laughin'
The sun comes shinin' through
Now when you're cryin'.... you bring on the rain
So stop that sighin'....be happy again
Cause when you're smilin'....just keep on smilin'
And the whole world gonna smile with
The great big world will smile with
The whole wide world will smile with you
Imagine There's No Countries
It Isn't Hard To Do
Nothing To Kill Or Die For
And No Religion Too
Imagine All The People
Living Life In Peace (Youuuu)
You May Say I'm A Dreamer
But I'm Not The Only One
I Hope Someday You Will sumali Us
And The World We'll Be As One
Imagine No Possessions
I Wonder If You Can
No Need For Greed Or Hunger
A Brotherhood Of Man
Imagine All The People
Sharing All The World (Youuuu)
You May Say I'm A Dreamer
But I'm Not The Only One
I Hope Someday You Will sumali Us
And The World Will Live As One
It Isn't Hard To Do
Nothing To Kill Or Die For
And No Religion Too
Imagine All The People
Living Life In Peace (Youuuu)
You May Say I'm A Dreamer
But I'm Not The Only One
I Hope Someday You Will sumali Us
And The World We'll Be As One
Imagine No Possessions
I Wonder If You Can
No Need For Greed Or Hunger
A Brotherhood Of Man
Imagine All The People
Sharing All The World (Youuuu)
You May Say I'm A Dreamer
But I'm Not The Only One
I Hope Someday You Will sumali Us
And The World Will Live As One
Something has changed within me
Something is not the same
I'm through with playing sa pamamagitan ng the rules
Of someone else's game
Too late for second-guessing
Too late to go back to sleep
It's time to trust my instincts
Close my eyes: and leap!
It's time to try
Defying gravity
I think I'll try
Defying gravity
halik me goodbye
I am defying gravity
And you wont bring me down!
I'm through accepting limits
''cause someone says they're so
Some things I cannot change
But till I try, I'll never know!
Too long I've been afraid of
Losing pag-ibig I guess I've lost
Well, if that's love
It comes at much too high a cost!
I'd sooner buy
Defying gravity
halik me goodbye
I'm defying gravity
I think I'll try
Defying gravity
And you wont bring me down!
I'd sooner buy
Defying gravity
halik me goodbye
I'm defying gravity
I think I'll try
Defying gravity
And you won't bring me down!
bring me down!
ohh ohhh ohhhh!
Something is not the same
I'm through with playing sa pamamagitan ng the rules
Of someone else's game
Too late for second-guessing
Too late to go back to sleep
It's time to trust my instincts
Close my eyes: and leap!
It's time to try
Defying gravity
I think I'll try
Defying gravity
halik me goodbye
I am defying gravity
And you wont bring me down!
I'm through accepting limits
''cause someone says they're so
Some things I cannot change
But till I try, I'll never know!
Too long I've been afraid of
Losing pag-ibig I guess I've lost
Well, if that's love
It comes at much too high a cost!
I'd sooner buy
Defying gravity
halik me goodbye
I'm defying gravity
I think I'll try
Defying gravity
And you wont bring me down!
I'd sooner buy
Defying gravity
halik me goodbye
I'm defying gravity
I think I'll try
Defying gravity
And you won't bring me down!
bring me down!
ohh ohhh ohhhh!