If you woke up in the middle of the night to find a guy in your room staring at you, what would you do?

If it was someone I know: Kick him in the nuts.
If it was a friend: Kick him in the nuts.
If it was a really good guy-friend: Kick him in the nuts.
If it was a relative: Kick him in the nuts.
If it was a stranger: Kick him in the nuts and call the police.
If it was a really creepy stranger: Kick him in the nuts, grab my volleyball, throw it in his face, grab a frying pan, hit him in the face, pull the bookshelf down on him, tell him where my brothers and dad sleep, and call the police.
If it was Edward Cullen: Kick him in the nuts, grab my volleyball, throw it in his face, grab a frying pan, hit him in the face, pull the bookshelf down on him, tell him where my brothers and dad sleep, summon the Volturi, call Dumbledore's army, tell them to attack, grab a badminton racket, sumali in the fight, get my phone, call the police, then return to beating him up until the police comes and executes him for existing.

That is what I would do. If I can.

But in the real world:

If it was someone I know: Kick him in the nuts.
If it was a friend: Kick him in the nuts.
If it was a really good guy-friend: Kick him in the nuts.
If it was a relative: Kick him in the nuts.
If it was a stranger: Kick him in the nuts and call the police.
If it was a really creepy stranger: Kick him in the nuts, grab my volleyball, throw it in his face, grab a frying pan, hit him in the face, pull the bookshelf down on him, tell him where my brothers and dad sleep, and call the police.
If it was Edward Cullen: Kick him in the nuts, grab my phone, call Bella and tell her Edward's cheating on her, and sit back and watch the scene.

That's what I would do (sort of. Edward Cullen does not exist.)

I'm sorry if I was too violent. No offence meant (kinda).

Don't kill me!

Scream, grab my guitar, and slam it into his balls.

Well, it depends on the guy staring at me...if it was my great pag-ibig I suppose that I would find it romantic...but if it was a guy that I have never meet I would scream, kick in the nuts and then run away...

If it was a boyfriend, or a really good guy friend, I would be welcoming.
If it was an average friend, I'd say "Oh hi. It's nice to see you again", see what he wants, and wait for him to leave. (It's not entirely unusual for a guy friend to want to check up on me without my knowledge)
If it's a guy I somewhat know or recognize from my everyday life, I'd ask him what he's doing there, probably without any greeting.
If he's a stranger, I would likely scream and find some way to call for assistance.

Scream and have Satan attack him and my parents to call the cops.

Call the police.

Pull out my triple barrel shot gun and shoot the crap out of this stalker.

:)

That would scare the crap outta me....

Push him off of our balcony to the cold snow. And scream. A lot.

Hmmm...sounds a bit like Edward Cullen don't ya think? I'd head for his nuts, if he carried any.


prolly yell "I GOT THE VOLTURI ON SPEED DIAL!"...and just hold up my phone.


but if were talking about ANY walang tiyak na layunin stalker. then yes i would kick him in the wrong tables.

Scream, find my gun, drive him out and call the cops. In that order.

i would madami than likely scream

I'll fisrtly scream and call my parents,then I'll find something to hit him and probably run. but sure I will not be glad if I found that a guy is stalking me

Scream, freak out, grab my tenis racket and hit him in his head and call the police..

Scream, knock him unconscious with my rifle, and call the cops. I wouldn't care who the hell this person was, there is just something so disturbing about someone watching me sleep.

It depends on the guy for me. Like, if it was this guy I'm really really into, then I'd be pretty ecstatic because I finally got this hottie into my bedroom. But if it was just like any walang tiyak na layunin guy, I'd probably freak the hell out.

* kicks in nuts*

kick him in the you know what

Probably pretend I was still asleep.
EDIT: Eh, no, I wouldn't.

If he was creeper: Wait til he gets distracted, throw lamp, call for meh Mommy.
If he was friend: Sit up, rub my eyes, ask why the dude they're in my room in the middle of the night.

Calmly ipakita him where my 5 brothers sleep, then kick him in the balls!

scream for my dad

if it was kid flash or somthing id just throw a pillo at him if it some guy id throw every thing i coud at him and scream.

I would flip out and scream. I'd kick him and hit him with whatever was handy, most likely my alarm clock. Then I'd run to my parents room and wake them up and call 911.

Even if it was a guy i liked, or was mga kaibigan with, I would still freak out and scream, 'cause somehow they broke into my home.... D=

Depends on who it is, circumstances and whatnot. It could be my boyfriend or a guy friend, having fights with whoever they're living with and needing a place to crash. I would probably hit them regardless, and tell them to wake me up instead of just sitting there staring at me, not be a creep. It might just be a friend in need.

OTHERWISE...if I could fake still being asleep, I would. As I rolled over and grabbed my katana under my bed. (Yes, I have a katana.) If not my katana, my pocket kutsilyo on the other side of my bed, in between my kama and the wall. Or make a dash for my dagger nearby. All of which are sharpened sa pamamagitan ng an expert, and quite deadly if need be. =) I'm the paranoid type, who is very well aware that I'm a woman and might then be at a disadvantage in a fight physically. So I make up for it. Don't fuck with me. My pretty face will be the last thing you see.

If it was someone I knew, I would hiss in an angry tone and tell him gtfo and maybe push him and demand why he's in my room watching me sleep.

If it was a stranger, I would yell and kick him in the nuts then manuntok his face. If I was being violated, I would not hesitate to protect myself at all costs. I kinda wish I knew kung fu though, that'd be awesome x]

scream,grab my lamp throw at him get a bat hit his balls break my mirror over his head take a pair sissors n stab him in the chest and when hes on the ground put makeup on him then call the cops

Um, why would another guy watch me sleep in the first place? O_O
Anyways, I'd smash his head into the corner of the nightstand, so he would be knocked out. I would beat his limp body with a baseball bat. I would then proceed to paghahanap his pockets for signs of identification, and I would duct-tape him to my nightstand. If he woke up, I would whack him with my alarm clock. After that, I'd wake up my parents and call the cops. =P Sorry if I found it creepy you were in my room, Edwart. Oh, and scratch out baseball bat. I'd use one of these.

If I did what I would do, I'd probably get a life sentence for murder...

If it was Jacob Black I would not be able to control my self and have s*x with him for hours.