Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Club
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posted by emilyroxx
So, I dreamed that I was on a bus, and my bus driver was none other than the hated teacher at my school. As in all of my other dreams, I didn’t find anything wrong with this, but I did feel like something was off. All of a sudden, the bus stops and she turns around and says, “Alright, I want everyone to tell me where the lord God told (what she probably sinabi was Moses, but I just looked it up right now to find out what the story was. Because I didn’t know anything about the 10 Commandments, the word ‘Moses’ sounded garbled. Things in my dream that I don’t know anything about are always blotted out, like in Slughorn’s memory in HP 6) Moses the 10 Commandments and name the eighth commandment. I won’t ilipat this bus until you do.”
Well of course I stood up and said, “You can’t do that. This is a public school. It says in the Constitution that there’s a separation between Church (or Temple, or Mosque) and state! Even though we aren’t on school grounds, so long as we remain on this bus, we’re on school property and you can’t make us discuss the bible or force your religion upon us.” (That is definitely something that I would say in real life.) All I remember after that part is that she got mad at me, because then the dream shifted.

It was my school still, but it was apparently during the Holocaust or something. This part’s kinda blurry, but I wasn’t ME in this dream, I was some other person my age. The weird part was, I KNEW that she wasn’t me. I just kind of sat back and let the other person take control. She was hiding in one of the supply cabinets because raiders would come into the school and steal everything. I knew what would happen if she didn’t get caught and didn’t get her little item that she was trying to hide stolen, and it was my job to make sure that she didn’t until I reached the part that I knew what was going to happen. Confusing, I know. That’s probably why I can’t remember anything past that little bit of the dream.

It then morphed back into my original dream. The bus had stopped in the middle of a forest on tuktok of what was probably a 30 foot high blow-up rock climbing wall. The only problem was, I wasn’t in the bus, I was on the ground. The teacher told me that if I hated the bible so much I should use that to climb up the rock climbing pader to the bus. My reply was also exactly something that I would say in real life: “That doesn’t even make any sense, not that I’m surprised. susunod to nothing that you religious-nuts say makes any sense at all.”
I did start to climb, though. I reached to grab the blow-up rocks when suddenly the teacher shouts that I need to sing the Alphabet backwards while doing it. Then the rocks changed into alphabet letters with faces and started pag-awit like the little letters at kendi Mountain in the first Charlie the Unicorn.
Then I woke up.


This might sound like a really irrelevant artikulo for this club, but it’s not. It actually has a lesson: dreams are random, strange, weird, and most of the time make horrible plot ideas. Just because something appears in a dream does not automatically make it good, nor does it mean that you should ever ilathala it. Cassie, Youknowit, just because sparkling Bampira appear in a dream does not mean that it makes sense or that it’s a good idea. Don’t use, “Oh, it was part of her dream” as an excuse for sparkling vampires.
Voldemort is notorious for his fear of death. To avoid death, he is willing to kill innocent people and destroy his very soul.

Now, everyone with any sense knows that Bella is a Mary Sue, and Stephenie Meyer desperately wants to be Bella. I even personally know quite a few Twilight fans who realize and accept this. And what does Bella want? She wants to become a vampire.

Here is some commonly known knowledge about Bampira (according to Meyer):

-Kill innocents for survival
-Practically immortal
-Possibly lose their souls, though this is not known for sure

We see Voldemort killing innocents for survival....
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Okay now I will begin off with something that has really begin to get on my nerve. How Twilight fans write out their artikulo on why they like Twilight. Not just artikulo other things too. I will give you and example of one: "For people.....blah blah blah." Like these. Who are they directing these too exactly? I know some the pamagat says it, but they expect only those sort of people to respond. Pff yeah right. I see that kind of pamagat I go in and see what kind moronic things they have to say.

Most Twilight fans I see on this site lack the skills in proper grammar. Okay first if you ever want...
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This artikulo was actually wriiten sa pamamagitan ng an ex-twilighter(iloveyoudarling), not me, and i dont like the way she wrote it, cuz it is kinda rude, but i posted it so that maybe some twilighters here could consider giving harry potter a chance because the artikulo proves that even though you pag-ibig twilight there COULD be a better book out there:
Dear Twilight fans,

I was you one day. Addicted to Twilight and couldnt ever stop pagbaba it even if i had already read it 4 times. But trust me on this one will you. READ ANOTHER BOOOK!!! AFTER YOU DO THAT TWILIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A STUPID ROMANCE STORY.

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She gestured to a row of wooden
chairs against the wall. The looked like they belonged with someone’s dinning room
table.
“Okay,” I agreed. I walked over to the chairs and sat right in the middle,
suddenly wishing I had a book. I hadn’t read anything for a while, outside of school.
And even then, when some ridiculous pag-ibig story was part of the curriculum, I would
cheat with cliff notes. It was a relief to be working on Animal Farm now. But there had
to be other ligtas books. Political thrillers. Murder mysteries. Grisly murders were no
problem; just as long as there was no starry-eyed,...
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posted by victorodonnell
The World is flat!
    Well, I know you tanong my sanity, now. Obviously, the world is round and that’s a proven fact, from the moment Galileo stepped out of his ship. And now, there’s a tanong again. Is the World really round? I hate that word, really. The word which gives rise to a lot of tanong and seeks for explanations.
    ‘Imagination is madami important than knowledge,’ sinabi a wise man once. And, it’s true. Well, you need not be aware of the complications of four-dimensional puwang fabric to accept this theory. What all you need to...
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posted by ImBooOK
Before you read this, i must tell you something a little important. You may dilike my opinions, and i can deal with it. But this is just what i think, and why i choose both books.

Lets get down to the movie versus books.
Im talking books here people, not the movie stars who play them, not witch guy is hotter, who has madami abs. NOT talking about that. Im speaking about how good both Twilight and Harry Potter (or other way around because i have seen fans fight about who i type in first...witch in truth is really childish) is.
Harry Potter. Its a very detailed and continuous story. I like how the...
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posted by sapherequeen
Hi, everyone :)

I first want to apologize for my leaving, and never telling anyone that I decided to go, why I wanted to go, any good-bye's etc. It's been something that has bothered me for a little while, and I truly apologize for that.

A friend of mine told me that someone asked about me on here, so I thought that I could write an artikulo explaining why I left and why I decided to come back.

You see, around the time I stopped coming here, I was having problems with my life outside Fanpop. I don't want to talk about it, but I will say that it had a lot to do with friends, family, and school and...
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PART FOUR:

Okay. Okay. I am a perfectly calm boy yes. That’s it. I will make myself forget what has just happened. There. All good. I forgot. (OH HERE LET ME HELP: HARRY, YOU JUST SET A SNAKE ON THAT JUSTIN FLICKEY KID AND NOW THE ENTIRE SCHOOL THINKS YOURE THE AIR OF SLYTHERIN!!!! ) Oh yeah. Thank you Emily. (YOURE WELCOME ) anyways because Emily is so eager to talk I should just let her share her point of view on things. Oh and Emily, its spelled h-e-i-r not a-i-r. A-i-r is what your head is full of. ( FINE, AND BTW YOU OWE ME A GALLION FOR THAT SMILEY. ANYWAYS, PEACE IS pagganap FUNNY, SHES...
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Once there was a young teenage girl named Hadley. She was walking around at the local aklatan looking for some new books to read. While she was there, Hadley stumbled upon something. It was a black hardback book with two hands holding an mansanas with the word, "Twilight" on it. This interested Hadley and she decided to buy it. When she did, she got hooked. Hadley bought the other three books and after she read them, became a Twitard. She even started to think that Harry Potter and all the other pantasiya books she liked weren't as good as Twilight. She drew pictures of the characters, wrote fangirl...
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Alright, part II is here! It's still pretty bad writing, but it gets better.

Dear Peace's Diary,
Peace blacked out. I don't know why. She just did. She’s just laying down in the middle of the common room she looks kind of dead.
Me Crabbe and goyle are taking her to Madam Pomfrey.
~Draco Malfoy





I visited peace in the hospital wing. She still isn’t awake yet. Carsilile sinabi she will be alright in a couple of days. But carsilile seemed a little nervous. Edward sinabi it was just because I was giving him the "don’t you dare lay a tooth on my best friend" look. I dint know what happened, but I...
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posted by bamagirl5899
okay dont leave bad comments if u dont like this ok i am having a bad day.

May pov

I was almost out the door when Alice said,"Do you want to go hunting?" I turned around to look at my best friend who knows how long it was nakaraan when she saved me from dying in that carwreck it still brought back bad memories and also good ones that was the araw I became a vamp. "Sure Alice. Does anyone ealse want to come?" I said. A little girl well a girl younger than me ran up and sinabi "I do please take me, oh and I'm rennesme."she said. then Bella ran up and grabed her arm and she sinabi "No u cannot go with her."...
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Let's set the scene before this begins shall we? A girl, we'll call her Ven, is walking tahanan from school and gets a call from her friend. Ven and sinabi friend have not spoken in a while so they start to ask what the other has been up to. They eventually get into the subject of books they've read. And that's where this little story starts.


So Ven's friend asks her what her favortie book is. "Oh, that's an easy one." she replies. "Harry Potter of course." her friend laughs and says, "Of course. Well, my paborito book series is Twilight."


Ven, having never even heard of the books, makes a confused...
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