WARNING This artikulo might be quite offensive to twilight, so if you're a tagahanga of twilight (especially if you're one of these crazy fangirls) please do not waste your time to read this and comment. I know there's no point of me telling you this because you'll read and comment anyways, but at least I tried.
Dear characters of twilight,
Bella, please get a life. When peoples' pag-ibig leave them, they try to stay strong and keep fighting for what is worth it like Hermione did. They do not curl up in the fetal position and go numb for weeks like you did.
Edward, you think you're hot when you sparkle? Well you're not. And your taste in women is reckless. Who falls in pag-ibig with someone who can barley put two words together? Plus, who the hell is so dumb to change from a really cool character (Cedric) to such a loser (Edward)?
Jacob, it was so so SO dumb of you to fall in pag-ibig with someone who is five minutos old. And your choice of women is reckless as well because you fell in pag-ibig with the same chick the other jerk, what's his name again? Oh yeah, Edward.
Carlisle, you call yourself and your clan vampires? You guys don't even come close to mosquitoes who drink only a drop of human blood. Yeah, that's so smart of you not drinking human blood. If a vampire drinks he drinks human blood, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FREAKING KNOWN FOR!!
Esme, You barley even talk in the whole series!! I thought the mom is suppose to be a big part of all this. I think you should pay madami attention to Molly Weasley to know what a real mom is.
James, Please stop trying to talk posher than reyna Elizabeth. No one talks like that and it's not cool at all. And you're seriously comparing yourself to Voldemort? Seriously? Oh God if he heard this he would be so embarrassed.... oh wait... villains don't get embarrassed unlike somebody here.
Victoria, you think you're so cool an badass huh? Well lets call Bellatrix and see how badass you'll be then! Yeah I'll bet she'll be having your asno on apoy in a matter of seconds!
Renesmee, you do not believe how sorry I feel for you. First, you have an incredibly dumb sparkling mom, a huge show-off sparkling dad, and a psycho werewolf boyfriend that is older than you in like what? 18 years? Second, your dumb mom gave you an even dumber name. Renesmee Carlie Cullen. What a shame.... I feel really sorry for you kid.
Rosalie, you're just as much as a ipakita off as Edward. You think you're so pretty and all? Well you know what I think? I think Lord Voldemort is prettier than you! And he's bald and doesn't have a nose! The only thing I ever liked you for is that you used to hate Bella. But yet again, you USED to hate Bella, you don't anymore so I don't like you at all.
Jasper, Good Job imitating Harry on the messy hair, too bad it didn't work. And good for you Harry never saw it, he would pass out. Though if you ate Bella in New Moon he would actually like you, but you didn't so HA!
Emmett, What can I say here? Your whole Teddy madala reputation is getting boring. So don't even try, no one will ever be as big, awesome and cuddly as Hagrid.
Alice, I think you have to take lessons from Trelawney to learn how to see the future, at least she can predict exactly what would happen and not just possibilities. And stop trying to get popular and cool sa pamamagitan ng organizing parties and all, because that's realy getting stupid.
Aro, if you're an evil vampire, no if you're even a vampire I'm Ron's Quidditch hat!! Nuf said
Jane, if you think you're cool you're wrong. I can call Fred and George and make you guys compete. And don't even try to use your powers because they're not dumb not to put some spell that blocks that.
Regards, a Harry Potter fan
If you have any madami additions, feel free to tell me in the comments and I'll add them to the letter.
Dear characters of twilight,
Bella, please get a life. When peoples' pag-ibig leave them, they try to stay strong and keep fighting for what is worth it like Hermione did. They do not curl up in the fetal position and go numb for weeks like you did.
Edward, you think you're hot when you sparkle? Well you're not. And your taste in women is reckless. Who falls in pag-ibig with someone who can barley put two words together? Plus, who the hell is so dumb to change from a really cool character (Cedric) to such a loser (Edward)?
Jacob, it was so so SO dumb of you to fall in pag-ibig with someone who is five minutos old. And your choice of women is reckless as well because you fell in pag-ibig with the same chick the other jerk, what's his name again? Oh yeah, Edward.
Carlisle, you call yourself and your clan vampires? You guys don't even come close to mosquitoes who drink only a drop of human blood. Yeah, that's so smart of you not drinking human blood. If a vampire drinks he drinks human blood, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FREAKING KNOWN FOR!!
Esme, You barley even talk in the whole series!! I thought the mom is suppose to be a big part of all this. I think you should pay madami attention to Molly Weasley to know what a real mom is.
James, Please stop trying to talk posher than reyna Elizabeth. No one talks like that and it's not cool at all. And you're seriously comparing yourself to Voldemort? Seriously? Oh God if he heard this he would be so embarrassed.... oh wait... villains don't get embarrassed unlike somebody here.
Victoria, you think you're so cool an badass huh? Well lets call Bellatrix and see how badass you'll be then! Yeah I'll bet she'll be having your asno on apoy in a matter of seconds!
Renesmee, you do not believe how sorry I feel for you. First, you have an incredibly dumb sparkling mom, a huge show-off sparkling dad, and a psycho werewolf boyfriend that is older than you in like what? 18 years? Second, your dumb mom gave you an even dumber name. Renesmee Carlie Cullen. What a shame.... I feel really sorry for you kid.
Rosalie, you're just as much as a ipakita off as Edward. You think you're so pretty and all? Well you know what I think? I think Lord Voldemort is prettier than you! And he's bald and doesn't have a nose! The only thing I ever liked you for is that you used to hate Bella. But yet again, you USED to hate Bella, you don't anymore so I don't like you at all.
Jasper, Good Job imitating Harry on the messy hair, too bad it didn't work. And good for you Harry never saw it, he would pass out. Though if you ate Bella in New Moon he would actually like you, but you didn't so HA!
Emmett, What can I say here? Your whole Teddy madala reputation is getting boring. So don't even try, no one will ever be as big, awesome and cuddly as Hagrid.
Alice, I think you have to take lessons from Trelawney to learn how to see the future, at least she can predict exactly what would happen and not just possibilities. And stop trying to get popular and cool sa pamamagitan ng organizing parties and all, because that's realy getting stupid.
Aro, if you're an evil vampire, no if you're even a vampire I'm Ron's Quidditch hat!! Nuf said
Jane, if you think you're cool you're wrong. I can call Fred and George and make you guys compete. And don't even try to use your powers because they're not dumb not to put some spell that blocks that.
Regards, a Harry Potter fan
If you have any madami additions, feel free to tell me in the comments and I'll add them to the letter.
But what would be the perfect book for summer: a new chapter of Harry Potter or the sequel to Breaking Dawn? Would you prefer to read the new adventures of trus after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," or to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga? Vote!
And how can you imagine madami of these stories? Let go of the pantasiya and ... "write" you Harry Potter 8 and the new adventures of Edward and Bella!
Did you ever think that dumbledore was useing harry potter? Well he did! As you can see in snape's thoughts that he did. Dumbledore sinabi that he was like a pig up for slauter! I mean who is mean to say that or act twards that person. WELL HE DID!
He doesn't realy think about what would he feel if he was steping into his shoes. I mean come on. He thinks he so COOL that he has the elder wand. HE'S A NORMAL PERSON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Well now getting back to the subject. Dumbledore is a MEAN person so if you want to find out your self then go to chapter that says "Snape's Memories"
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He doesn't realy think about what would he feel if he was steping into his shoes. I mean come on. He thinks he so COOL that he has the elder wand. HE'S A NORMAL PERSON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Well now getting back to the subject. Dumbledore is a MEAN person so if you want to find out your self then go to chapter that says "Snape's Memories"
-Spongebob105
Oh do you not see, the language so cruciated,
sa pamamagitan ng your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do you believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then you are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.
Don't you see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do you not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope you hear, I must hope you see.
But I think, you only see your vanity.
Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...
Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid tagahanga in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...
Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
sa pamamagitan ng your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do you believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then you are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.
Don't you see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do you not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope you hear, I must hope you see.
But I think, you only see your vanity.
Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...
Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid tagahanga in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...
Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
Okay so first of i am going to say again i am a tagahanga of both.But if you would ask me what i like better i think it would probably be Harry Potter.But i want to hear out why do YOU dislike/hate(tho hate it's to of a strong word for a book/movie)Twilight.I want solid arguments not such as : cause the Bampira there sparkle , like this Twilight fans could just say 'because Harry has a scar' or 'because they go to a school of magic' or 'because all death eaters are black(mostly)' i mean these are arguments just so you can say something.I tend to believe these days people hate/dislike Twilight just because others do.And i will ask you nicely and be thankful if you could tell me why you don't like it at all/hate it.