Many of you might have noticed that the golden trio from Harry Potter (Harry, Ron, and Hermione) had always been paired up to fight with the not-so-golden trio of Twilight (Edward, Jacob, and Bella). Now, XDRoseLuvsHP had pointed out a great deal on why HP trio would win against the Twilight's (you can find it link), so I figured perhaps it's time for the villains to battle.
My first thought was off course, James and Voldemort; but then, it didn't seem fair on the Twilight side. James was not a very good villain; his character was poorly underdeveloped and his powers weren't very outstanding at all. He was just that guy the good guys defeat on the first book.
So, who are you pairing with Voldy then? Easy. Aro. Why? Here's a couple of similarities:
a) Aro has very pale skin that is almost translucent; Voldemort skin was also pale and snake-like (because of his soul not being there as a whole) -- not really valid, but I just had to put this in!
b) They were both dead once.
c) Aro was (one of the leader) of the Volturi; Voldy the Death Eaters
d) Last villain (along with the Volturi) to defeat in the last book
e) Aro could read minds through skin contact; Voldy knew Occlumency -- which is mind reading, in case you're not a Potter Geek :p
f) Both had very powerful influences on their species/magical communities.
In conclusion, they're both (kind of) alike. Now, as I prove that they're worthy to battle each other, let me make them.
Let's say the battle field is a wide landscape. No Death Eaters, Volturi, or other vampires/witches around. It was just the two of them, fighting to kill (forget the motivation -- they're villains! They kill for pure joy!)
Anyway, Voldemort got the upper hand -- he could read minds from a distance, and so he did. He knew what Aro was. He knew what he's about to do.
Then, Aro run -- the speedy, movie-effect kind of run. Off course, being able to do Occlumency, Voldy easily dodged that, and fly -- did I mention he could fly? -- away.
Wait, that's not fair now! How could Aro fight if Voldy was high above? Well, fine, let's grow some pine trees so he could climb, then.
He climbed, and attacked Voldy --
"Protego!"
(off course, Voldy didn't need to say it out loud, but it's palamigan this way)
Aro rebounded. How to finish this bastard, he thought (note that the Aro Meyer wrote would probably backed off to a one on one man fight, but I made him madami kick-ass). He knew that Voldy was a wizard off course, sa pamamagitan ng the wand and the flying, but he didn't expect him to be that powerful that he could dodge his attacks.
Suddenly, it hit him. Off course! He was a wizard! He had a wand! Aro should simply took it away, and Voldy would be powerless!
Um, wrong.
Aro did exactly what he thought (let's assume Voldy was careless now and didn't read his mind), and charged Voldy, and while he was using Protego, he kicked his wand out of the way.
Victory!
Well, not really.
You see, Voldemort can do magic without wands. So, sorry Aro, but that wouldn't work.
But Voldy was furious! Oh yes, a wand is like a hand to wizards, and the Dark Lord wouldn't just hang around when a mere vampire kicked it off for nothing.
Crucio!
Yeah, take that, Aro! *evil laugh*
From then on, it's easy. Sectusempra and Incendio should do the trick :D
My first thought was off course, James and Voldemort; but then, it didn't seem fair on the Twilight side. James was not a very good villain; his character was poorly underdeveloped and his powers weren't very outstanding at all. He was just that guy the good guys defeat on the first book.
So, who are you pairing with Voldy then? Easy. Aro. Why? Here's a couple of similarities:
a) Aro has very pale skin that is almost translucent; Voldemort skin was also pale and snake-like (because of his soul not being there as a whole) -- not really valid, but I just had to put this in!
b) They were both dead once.
c) Aro was (one of the leader) of the Volturi; Voldy the Death Eaters
d) Last villain (along with the Volturi) to defeat in the last book
e) Aro could read minds through skin contact; Voldy knew Occlumency -- which is mind reading, in case you're not a Potter Geek :p
f) Both had very powerful influences on their species/magical communities.
In conclusion, they're both (kind of) alike. Now, as I prove that they're worthy to battle each other, let me make them.
Let's say the battle field is a wide landscape. No Death Eaters, Volturi, or other vampires/witches around. It was just the two of them, fighting to kill (forget the motivation -- they're villains! They kill for pure joy!)
Anyway, Voldemort got the upper hand -- he could read minds from a distance, and so he did. He knew what Aro was. He knew what he's about to do.
Then, Aro run -- the speedy, movie-effect kind of run. Off course, being able to do Occlumency, Voldy easily dodged that, and fly -- did I mention he could fly? -- away.
Wait, that's not fair now! How could Aro fight if Voldy was high above? Well, fine, let's grow some pine trees so he could climb, then.
He climbed, and attacked Voldy --
"Protego!"
(off course, Voldy didn't need to say it out loud, but it's palamigan this way)
Aro rebounded. How to finish this bastard, he thought (note that the Aro Meyer wrote would probably backed off to a one on one man fight, but I made him madami kick-ass). He knew that Voldy was a wizard off course, sa pamamagitan ng the wand and the flying, but he didn't expect him to be that powerful that he could dodge his attacks.
Suddenly, it hit him. Off course! He was a wizard! He had a wand! Aro should simply took it away, and Voldy would be powerless!
Um, wrong.
Aro did exactly what he thought (let's assume Voldy was careless now and didn't read his mind), and charged Voldy, and while he was using Protego, he kicked his wand out of the way.
Victory!
Well, not really.
You see, Voldemort can do magic without wands. So, sorry Aro, but that wouldn't work.
But Voldy was furious! Oh yes, a wand is like a hand to wizards, and the Dark Lord wouldn't just hang around when a mere vampire kicked it off for nothing.
Crucio!
Yeah, take that, Aro! *evil laugh*
From then on, it's easy. Sectusempra and Incendio should do the trick :D
I don't want to hear about Harry Potter or any other book right now. I'm not setting this up for a pagtatalo about which is better. I just want to know seriously and honestly why you Twilight fans enjoy pagbaba Twilight. I want to see an actual reason that Twilight is a good book.
If you don't like Twilight, I don't want to hear you saying anything bad about it. I just want to know why people like it. Because all the debate's I've seen have no actual reasons. They have HP fans and Twihards going on about which book is better, but not why they like it.
I do actually want respectful pagtatalo though. I want to discuss the reasons you give, but nicely.
If you can't be respectful of each other's opinions then just don't comment.
And I'm not trying to hate on Twilight, but if I disagree with you I will pagtatalo with you.
I don't know if there are other debate's about this, so I'm sorry if there are, but I didn't look.
I'm just rambling now so let's get onto it!
If you don't like Twilight, I don't want to hear you saying anything bad about it. I just want to know why people like it. Because all the debate's I've seen have no actual reasons. They have HP fans and Twihards going on about which book is better, but not why they like it.
I do actually want respectful pagtatalo though. I want to discuss the reasons you give, but nicely.
If you can't be respectful of each other's opinions then just don't comment.
And I'm not trying to hate on Twilight, but if I disagree with you I will pagtatalo with you.
I don't know if there are other debate's about this, so I'm sorry if there are, but I didn't look.
I'm just rambling now so let's get onto it!
(I didn't include plot, good characters, etc. because those are automatically included)
1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 bahon players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.
1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 bahon players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.
Is it just me, or does it seem like most of the Twilight fans feel that they have to write in capitol letters to get their points across? Personally i find it really annoying.
It's also a fact that if you write in capitol letters IT TAKES LONGER FOR THE BRAIN TO PROCESS THE INFORMATION and therefore takes longer to read. Originally all the road signs (In England anyway) were written in capitol letters, until they were redone and someone found that smaller case letters were quicker to read. So they changed it.
So susunod time you feel like shouting because your book sucks, don't write in capitols, but put...
*shouting*... at the begining of your speech.
Thank you. That is all.
It's also a fact that if you write in capitol letters IT TAKES LONGER FOR THE BRAIN TO PROCESS THE INFORMATION and therefore takes longer to read. Originally all the road signs (In England anyway) were written in capitol letters, until they were redone and someone found that smaller case letters were quicker to read. So they changed it.
So susunod time you feel like shouting because your book sucks, don't write in capitols, but put...
*shouting*... at the begining of your speech.
Thank you. That is all.