Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Article: 21 things the Twilight Saga has that the Harry Potter series doesn't

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21 things the Twilight Saga has that the Harry Potter series doesn't

posted by AprilCandy42

1. Sparkles.
2. Lust.
3. Super-whiny Mary Sues
4. Renestard, err I mean, Renesmee.
5. Swan. (no, not just BELLA Swan! Don't forget the better Bella, BELLATRIX!!!)
6. Jacob (no, not Jacob BLACK, because the surname of Black is in HP too!)
7. madami of Romeo and Juliet.
8. Edwart, *cough*, Edward Cullen.
9. Rosalie Hale.
10. Jasper Hale.
11. Alice Cullen.
12. Emmett Cullen.
13. Vampire Baseball.
14. Thesaurus Rape.
15. Stephenie Meyer (The asong babae who wrote it all)
16. The Volturi.
17. Tyler's Van.
18. Imprinting.
19. Rated R-ness.
20. Unreal werewolves.
21. Horrible vampires.

That's all I got. So, there's 21, so what if that's kind of a whole lot? HP has Severus Snape! Beat that, Toilet!

HaleyDewit, HuddyJoy0524 and 1 other like this

AprilCandy42 You can add, if you like :))

abitofaLunaTic ^^ OK,thanks. 22. The word "chagrin" 23. An anti-climatic ending 24. An impossibly happy ending

AprilCandy42 I always hated the word "chagrin"

abitofaLunaTic I bet her overuse increased that hatred, huh?

AprilCandy42 Oh yes. Actually, all the weird words Smeyer's used increased my hatred in the book.

ToyletGnome Harry Potter actually does have lust (Lavender and Ron), but it's presented as lust, as opposed to Bella and Edward, Rosalie and Emmett, etc. who's relationships are lust disguised as "true love." They also have paedophilia.

AprilCandy42 ^ Oh yeah, I almost forgot about pedophilia. :D 25. Pedophilia

Mrs-Grint The overuse of the words "beautiful", "god-like", "cold", "marble" etc, etc. Good list :P

mimifaith Why have you named a load of names from the series? We're quite proud not to have them... i'm looking forward to some fool-proof ideas!

AprilCandy42 Thanks, Annie :))

lemony44 The way people aren't sure Bella and Edward will stay together untill they have a kid, or better, untill Jacob INPRINTS on it. (yes, IT.) and the way people know Ron(<3) and Hermione are meant to be from the moment he asks her about Viktor Krum. Hehe.

Herm-o-ninny Hagrid actually does say the word chargin, in chapter 5 Keeper of the Keys, in book 1 . XD Loved the list btw.

My opinions and thoughts on Twilight Characters

posted by Renesmee_XD

This is my last artikulo and as you may know I never really came here to argue, just to figure out what was going on in Twilight-Haters heads.

Bella- Whiny and Moany ?
Everyone says that Bella is so whiney and the point is so what if she ? I am sure if we went into your heads ,you would be as moany as her. She complains about the attention she is recieving from boys. I would too it would totally creep me out if suddenly I moved to a new school and everybody likes me.
The friend problem: Jessica is not a good friend after being to 9 schools so far I have met people like this and only can I comment...

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The Height of Stupidity

posted by DivyaHarry

Firstly, this is not my article. I found it over the internet and pasted it here because I find it really hard to believe that there are people like this in the world who are completely ignorant or just plain stupid.

The e-mail was apparently from Kayla Patterson, a die hard Twilight/Taylor Lautner tagahanga upset about Universal Pictures ripping off the werewolf idea from Twilight.

To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the lobo Pack from the Twilight Saga:...

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Response to "Analysis of the Opposite!"

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

Hmm... this could take a while. Haha, I have a lot of reasons for my strong dislike of Twilight. Before I start, I'd just like to explain that I was once a Twilight fan, so I've read all the books and stuff, but I just can't stand it anymore. Therefore, I can give a madami complete explanation of my views. Sorry if it's really ridiculously long.

First reason I hate Twilight: the media. Twilight, in all honesty, isn't a great book. I have read worse books (though not many... Twilight was pretty bad). However, if Twilighters and Twilight artikulo and such weren't all "OMG ITS THE MOST AMAZING SERIES...

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Comparison: Stephenie Meyer and Voldemort

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

Voldemort is notorious for his fear of death. To avoid death, he is willing to kill innocent people and destroy his very soul.

Now, everyone with any sense knows that Bella is a Mary Sue, and Stephenie Meyer desperately wants to be Bella. I even personally know quite a few Twilight fans who realize and accept this. And what does Bella want? She wants to become a vampire.

Here is some commonly known knowledge about Bampira (according to Meyer):

-Kill innocents for survival
-Practically immortal
-Possibly lose their souls, though this is not known for sure

We see Voldemort killing innocents for survival....

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My Review of Twilight and it fans

posted by Kersian

Okay now I will begin off with something that has really begin to get on my nerve. How Twilight fans write out their artikulo on why they like Twilight. Not just artikulo other things too. I will give you and example of one: "For people.....blah blah blah." Like these. Who are they directing these too exactly? I know some the pamagat says it, but they expect only those sort of people to respond. Pff yeah right. I see that kind of pamagat I go in and see what kind moronic things they have to say.

Most Twilight fans I see on this site lack the skills in proper grammar. Okay first if you ever want...

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Old twilight tagahanga writes about harry potter

posted by nati30

This artikulo was actually wriiten sa pamamagitan ng an ex-twilighter(iloveyoudarling), not me, and i dont like the way she wrote it, cuz it is kinda rude, but i posted it so that maybe some twilighters here could consider giving harry potter a chance because the artikulo proves that even though you pag-ibig twilight there COULD be a better book out there:
Dear Twilight fans,

I was you one day. Addicted to Twilight and couldnt ever stop pagbaba it even if i had already read it 4 times. But trust me on this one will you. READ ANOTHER BOOOK!!! AFTER YOU DO THAT TWILIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A STUPID ROMANCE STORY.

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Funniest Harry Potter Moments

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Y U NO GUY

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harry is better !!!!!!

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Source: HARRY!!!!!!!

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How Twilight and Harry Potter can't really be compared...

posted by TheCiaranTaylor

So I have heard/read a LOT of arguments over this topic, and I find it ridiculous. Here are some reasons why they can't be compared with each other:

1- Pagsulat styles. Rowling writes in a descriptive third-person, whereas Meyer writes in a first-person account of a seventeen taon old girl. You can't expect Bella to talk like a professional poet of some sort, I doubt many average teenage girls do that.

2- Plot. Harry Potter is mainly about wizards and fighting. Twilight is about Bampira and romance... Totally the same (Major burning sarcasm).

3- Audience. Harry Potter is aimed for children. Before...