I did not write this!
Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless you have Harry's invisibility balabal and the Marauders' Map or you are Fred and/or George)
1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
2. Growing marihuwana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.
3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate petsa to the Yule Ball.
5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told you I was...
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