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posted by katlovesbtr
Harry Potter Jokes

Why did Harry potter?
Because he didn’t feel like rushing!

What’s the difference between a wizard and the letters M A K E S?
One makes spells, the other spells makes!

Why was Dobby always saying sorry?
Because he had low elf-esteem!

What did Harry's godfather say when Harry kept poking him?
"That's enough now Harry! I'm Sirius!"

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
You know!
You know who?
It's okay, he's dead! You can say his name now, silly



knock knock.
who's there?
wingardium levio.
wingardium levio-who?
It's wingardium leviosAAAAAAAAR

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
None — wizards don’t use electricity!

Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So no one could tell what side he was on.

A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are you absolutely certain you want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"

The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"

What do you get when you tumawid Crookshanks with McGonagall

Really ugly kittens
The two of us; Kaitlyn and I, walked through the large doors and into the Entrance Hall. The entrance Hall was crowded as it always was on the first day. Students of all years were entering in groups, leaving the First Years a little startled. They probably didn’t know where to go, what to do, whom to look for. I smiled to myself, we were just like that! Some five years ago, I realised that we had grown only when I saw the little ones.
“Cal? Caldera?” I turned towards Kaitlyn, who looked irritated.
I raised an eyebrow, “What did I do?”
“We were talking, remember?” she said, furrowing...
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This speech was ibingiay sa pamamagitan ng Cheryl Klein, a senior editor at Arthur A. Levine books (an imprint of Scholastic Inc.), and continuity editor for the American editions of Harry Potter (books 5, 6, and 7 I believe.) She made this speech and gave it at the Terminus 2008 Harry Potter conference in Chicago, Illinois. The speech is about Harry Potter and why we pag-ibig it, using these four elements: character, voice, theme, and plot. Enjoy!

•    My name is Cheryl Klein
•    I’m a senior editor at Arthur A. Levine Books, an imprint of Scholastic Inc.
•    And...
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posted by Flora_Swift
"Pheonix, I heard that a muggle called Joan Rowling wrote a book about me." sinabi Harry Potter one day.
"Harry, I know and I've read it. It seems that even though I'm just as famous as you, she doesn't mention me in the book. Oh yes, niether did she mention Lily." replied a girl sitting susunod to Harry. She had long dark brown hair and misty blue eyes, she was so beautiful. Actually, she's not just a girl, she is Phoenix White, Harry Potter's cousin.
Harry smiled and replied, "Lily, I think she is much madami famous than the two of us. She is just so bravo and loyal, it was such a comfort to know...
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 Bella rules!
Bella rules!
FUUUUUUUU!
My friend just sinabi twilight is better than harry potter!
Here is our convo:
"So twihard or potter head ? We both know who's better" Me
"Yhea"
Potters
Twilight
I think not!
Oh yhea!?
Yhea! And to prove you are wrong... I challenge you to a dule!
Your on!
And also... whoever wins is the better non-fiction fan.
*after much explaining we step into dule positions*
You go first. Me
Ok! I turn into a werewolf!
Avada Kerdavra the werewolf.
*she runs off crying*

I think she's crazy. So your opinion. Hp or Twilight?
 Harry Potter!
Harry Potter!
601: i will not try to make a tumawid breed between Hippogriffs and Gryphons
602: transfiguration is not for making super-ultra-hybrid betwen beavers and platapus's, beaverpus's and otter,beaverpus's with normal beaver, extra beavery beavterpus's with normal platapus's, extra beaverpusy beavterpus withregular otters just to create the ultimate aquatic mammal. (?)
603: just becuase moody can through wood doesnt mean i should ask him what boggart looks like
604:I am sure the mer-people have their hands full with the giant squid, so jumpinginto the lake and shouting "accio champ!" would be mean
605:-likewise...
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501. Bungee jumping off the astronomy tower is against the rules, even if it isn't written anywhere
.502. Using pag-ibig potion number nine on people are illigal. Therefore I should not make Harry/Draco fall in pag-ibig with Pansy Parkinson. Again
503. Snape does not take pag-awit requests, therefore I should stop asking him to sing "Tearing Up My Heart"
504. -or any other songs
505. this listahan being used as a checklist is inappropriate, therefore i shouldn't do so
506. I will not refer to Voldemort as "Voldie-Poo"
507. I will not enchant Draco so that he looks Emo/Goth to everyone around him except himself...
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301. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
302. The house elves are not there to do my homework.
303. Neither are the ghosts.
304. I am not a magical creature.
305. I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.
306. I am not Voldemort's illegitimate pag-ibig child.
307. Professor Snape did not kill my father and does not deserve to die.
308. Seamus Finnegan does not have a pot of ginto under his bed.
309. -Or under his robe.
310. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order 'to see what happens'.
311. Grindewald is not my role model.
312. -Neither is Voldemort.
313. I will not cast...
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101. If someone's House Badge is green and mine is purple, it means they are in Slytherin House. It does not mean "TheSorting Hat thinks they're dumber than me."
102. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on the school grounds, not evenfor entertainment purposes.
103. Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".
104. -Neither does he respond favorably to "Sev", "Snapey-Poo" or "Debbie".
105. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
106. Hagrid does not have relationships with magical creatures, and I should stop implying that he does.
107. I am...
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posted by AliMissXtotheO
    Until now, I was looking pasulong to being sorted. But then Professor McGonagall told me I was to be sorted with the first graders, or first years. Whatever you call it. I didn't want every one in the school to view me as the girl who stood in line with the 11 taon olds.
    Things turned out to go better than I expected. Before she bagan the ceramony, Professor McGonagall turned the the four houses and gave a speech....about me.
    "Before I call any first years up to be sorted, I would like to announce that we have a transfer...
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 mga kaibigan that stick with you until the very end...
Friends that stick with you until the very end...
*Quick heads-up* I found this on another spot, and I loved it so much, I thought I should put it on this spot. It originally had about 130, I added 20 madami and changed some a bit. Enjoy!

1. A decent plot. 
2. The Hog's Head
3. Character death. 
4. Quidditch. 
5. Real villains
6. A journalist you pag-ibig to hate.
7. A character who's loyalties remain unknown.
8. Hogwarts. 
9. Magic. 
10. A wand. 
11. An all-ages audience. 
12. mga kaibigan that stick with you until the very end.
13. Bampira that don't sparkle. 
14. The trio we could not live without.
15. Pranksters.
16. The Three Broomsticks.
17. The *very...
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Plots
HP: Harry discovers he has a special gift which he uses to protect himself, mga kaibigan and Hogwarts
BT: Zach discovers he has a special gift which he will use to protect his world

Main Characters
HP: Harry, Hermione and Ron – All from England
BT: Zach, Bala and Wen – From England, America and China

Set
HP: Set in England but they go to special places that you can only travel to using magic
BT: Set in England but they go to special worlds (world of love, equality, without money)

Evil
HP: Harry has a history with Voldemort and holds the key to his defeat
BT: Zach has the gift that Dhoranka once possessed and is link to Dhorankas evil past

Conclusion:
Common features between books often help you choose your susunod book, which is a good thing. So is Birthright different enough to be considered a similar to Harry Potter or is it just Harry Potter in a different cover?
posted by dragonsmemory
((Note: Even though this is classified as a fanfic, this is a true story, the story of one Potterhead, and the years in which I grew up.))

I'm proud to call myself a Potterhead. It's a pamagat I've justly earned. Especially now. As our first taon without Harry Potter draws to a close, all of us think back, back over the journey that brought us here.

My entrance into the world could hardly be called remarkable. The petsa of my birth wouldn't become widely known for several years. I was born on July 31st, 1993, at 1:25 in the morning.

The first few years of my life are nothing but a blur, now. You...
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This text is not meant as critisism to anyone, but only to ponder how much wizards/witches really differ from muggles, and how much of it is only a trick of mind.

In HP related discussions and wikipedia sites, there are often speculations and thoughts painting the magical folk as madami different from us than they actually are. I think such habit comes from how the books give a extreme general image; as if the two groups of people had some sort of basic difference with their entire existance.
And I think that somewhat misleading image comes from how no one of the main character trio grew up in...
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Every body should read the harry potter series at least once. Millions of people of all ages around the globe have enjoyed the over 3,000 page harry potter series. If you haven't read any of the books or seen the pelikula you should read the books first and then the movies.Also you should hurry up and read the series!!! If you are to lazy to read the series at least read the first book. The harry potter series has a lot of excitement and drama or people who pag-ibig that kind of book.There is probably over a million people who would agree with me.
 Bellatrix, zanhar1's paborito character!
Bellatrix, zanhar1's favorite character!
Congrats to zanhar1 who won first place in our Harry Potter FOTM contest! And also, congrats to KitKatLex & HARMONYforever who got 2nd place, and gigibear16 who got 3rd place!

Just a note: The things in underline are my questions and the things in italics are zanhar1's answers

Q: What was your reaction when you found out you won?
A:Lol I did!? :D Bellatrix would be proud![/u]

Q: Who is your paborito character out of the trio, and why?
[i]A: Hermione because she’s a lovely smart, lovely person. :3


Q: How did you find out about Harry Potter?
A: My ex-friend, I used to hate HP, just to bother her....
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posted by nagini10
Warner bro's and j.k Rowling have decided to let peple come to the Harry Potter studios ,where there is hogwarts ,diagon alley, hosmeade and anywhere else in the wizarding world . They ipakita you how they do all the efects like how the brooms fly,the night bus and more.

They wanted hogwarts to look very real so they encouraged all the actors and mga aktres to carve their initials into the benches in the great hall and they hit the plates with a hammer to give them an authentic look.



I will be going to harry potter world so i will tell you how it was.

P.S I am not talking about the one in orlando this one is in london and it's the ACTUAL studio
 owl post in hogsmead
owl post in hogsmead
"HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX" (2007) Review

I usually tried to avoid pagbaba reviews of pelikula I am interested in seeing in the near future. Instead of relying on the opinions of others, I prefer to form my own opinions. However, my curiousity got the best of me and I could not help but read several reviews and opinions on the latest cinematic release from the HARRY POTTER franchise - namely "THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX". Mind you, the story was never my paborito HARRY POTTER novel, but after the near travesty (okay, perhaps that paglalarawan is a bit exaggerated) . . . after the slight...
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posted by Aimee147
I was handing out kendi for Halloween. A little boy dressed up as Harry Potter came sa pamamagitan ng and as he was walking up the driveway he dropped his wand. I told him he dropped his wand and he looks at me and shouted “ACCIO WAND!” and twitched his hand (which had a string attached to the wand and to his finger) and his wand came shooting up to his hand. He got the rest of my halloween kendi and 5 dollars.

Today I got stuck in traffic on my way tahanan from work. Usually I hate traffic.. However, the van in front of me was ipinapakita Harry Potter on their TV screen. I pag-ibig traffic today.

Today, I was driving...
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posted by PeetaMLover
Many of us have different nakakita on one particular character, Draco Malfoy. Since the first movie and book I thought Malfoy was an arrogant snob. when I think back to that time, I want to slap myself silly. Yes, he was a bully those first few years, but that's why most pag-ibig to hate him. In the fourth movie I saw the madami humorous side of Draco. I pag-ibig how he mga boto for the Champion from Durmdtrang. In the book Draco states that Father wants him to go to Durmstrang. We can only imagine why. Personally, when I look back I feel that Lucius wanted to send Draco to Durmstrang so Draco wouldn't become...
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One night Alex,mariella,and olivea were in there dorm at wiztech
Alex:I am sooooo bored
Olivea:came on let's do something
Mars:like read about the Boy-Who-Lived?
Alex:reading?ew no
Olviea:it's not like it's gonna hurt u
Alex:um yes it's gonna hurt my brain
(a wind came in)
Mars:WHO OPEN THE WINDOW!!
Olviea:I DON'T KNOW?
Alex:WHAT'S HAPPEN?
(the wind stop)
Justin:ALEX WHAT DID U DO?
Alex:me?
Crumbs:it wasn't Alex
Alex:yeah-wait what!
Crumbs:I took u all to the triwizard torment
Mars:oh yeah
(with the golden trio)
Ron:wait your saying there's also a wizard school in america?
Hermione:yes ronanld
Harry:does...
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