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I pag-ibig Draco Malfoy so much! And we all know that he has a knack for good comebacks. So, these are some things you can say or do when he insults you. Let's get this listahan started!

1.If he calls you a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of you for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner-- JUST the part that makes you sick.
9. "Say that one madami time you blondie, I dare you!"
10. Take him to Aragog's Hallow. See what happens.
11. Make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did you run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy you some new ones."
12. Say, Are you naturally stupid? Or do you practice?"
13. "Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? You father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." Then exit laughing.
14. Wear an Invisibility Cloak, sneak up behind him, and whisper, "I'm coming for you Draco... Beware"
15. Say, "Is that the best insult you could come up with? What's wrong- forgot all the old ones? Wish you had a Remembrall like Longbottom's now, don't you?"
16. MAKE HIM READ TWILIGHT! Oh, goodness, never mind, that's too cruel.
17. Transfigure him into something, carry him to the Forbidden Forest, turn him back into a human, and leave him there.
18. If he calls you an insulting word, say "Oooh, Draco, sorry, but it's kind of hard to get insulted sa pamamagitan ng a boy who runs to his daddy to fight his battles." Then just turn and walk away.
19. "Petrificus Totalus" him, and then stomp on his nose and make it bleed.
20. Gasp and point at him, and say to someone beside you, "Did YOU know the ferret could talk?"
21. Look confused and say, "Wait, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be off at Quidditch practice with the other Slytherins?" Then watch him run off to the Quidditch pitch thinking that there's a practice that he's missing when there really isn't. (smirk)
22. "Reducto!" his wand.
23. Pants him during class.
24. Wear a Shield Hat and act like you're really mad and act like you're about to duel him. Then walk away laughing after his jinxes repeatedly bounce off of you.
25. Get him back at his own game. Say, "The dementors are coming!" and then jeer at him when he whips around to check.
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Source: Fotopix
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As I sit on the rough steps in this cold winters araw waiting for my father to tell me to come inside. I know he will eventually but I want to stay alone, facing him time and time again is torture! Around me is the black mansion which is where I live in and surrounding it is snow and naked branches as the leaves has fallen out in comparison to its season. With a flick of my cold black wand a puso appears in the snow, I don’t care about the rules of magic anymore. Then the thought of her face appears in my head and affection rises in my chest, my eyes are feeling hot and my face is turning red. I feel a tear run down my face but it’s not cooling my face down in any way. With another flick of my wand the puso turns black and a crack through the middle breaks it apart and I’m running.
posted by Scarlet127
"Of the many fearsome beasts and monsters that roam our land, there is none madami curious or madami deadly than the Basilisk, known also as the King of Serpents. This snake, which may reach gigantic size, and live many hundreds of years, is born from a chicken's egg, hatched beneath a toad. Its methods of killing are most wondrous, for aside from its deadly and venomous fangs, the Basilisk has a murderous stare, and all who are fixed with the beam of its eye shall suffer instant death. Spiders flee before the Basilisk, for it is their mortal enemy, and the Basilisk flees only from the crowing...
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1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House mga kulay indicate that they are "covered in bees"
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.
5. I will not go to class sky clad.
6. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate petsa to the Yule Ball.
7. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".
8. I will...
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posted by peppergirl30
Lily's POV

It's no secret that when Hugo left again, I was the first one to break down. I cried, and screamed for him to come back.. and he never did. But he will someday, I know he will. Hugo would never let me down. We're best friends, Hugo and I. Everything will be okay in the end.


That time is coming soon.
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Rose's POV

All of us crowd sa pamamagitan ng Hugo's bed, but with the major size of us we all have to back up to give Hugo personal space. He sits up, looks at us, and speaks.

''What are you doing here?''

''To visit of course,'' Lily mumbles. ''Would you...
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posted by tomfelton123
When i was about 8 or 9 years old,i saw harry potter and the philosophers stone...and im an indian..(for which im proud of) so i cant understand that english accent...so i found it difficult to understand the story..lyk who was voldemort,who was dumbledore etc.., i have even seen chamber of secrets and prisoner of azkaban at the same age...! So i dint really enjoy it...but then this year..im 14 i had a school assignment of film review and i selected harry potter! I chose the first part since i didnt really understand the other two parts! But then i thought of watching the rest of harry potter...
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the things i have learnet from harry potter, for example:
"'people who wants auothorty are the people who do not deserve it.but, people who did not want the auothorty and had to be leaders.but, the found theirselves good to be leadres.''
when someone asks me about what i want to be in the future.i answer him/her this;
''the most impotant thing is whatever i will be. it would be something useful for my country and for myself''.
if someone read haary potter series before he/she would understanad what am i saying. the last thing i would like to say is thank you harry potter for every thing you have taught me
posted by Twilight-girl-x
~ Double figures reviews now guys!! Thank you so much! ~

~I’m Insecure, Yeah I make mistakes
Sometimes I feel like I’m at the end of the road~

Chapter 9

The two girls were sat on the Hermione’s bed, one held the other why she sobbed softly into her hands, no attempt to speak was made, they stayed in silence for what must have been over an oras before the red haired girl sat up, rubbing her hand across her tired, brown eyes. She cleared her raw throat and a quiet rasping noise came out, her voice scratchy from crying, yet she could still be heard.

“It was the only thing I could think off,...
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posted by tigergirl100
here is a listahan of weasleys wizard wheezes

Pygmy Puffs

Pygmy Paint

Pet Rock

Shield balabal

Shield Gloves

Daydream Charms

SuLices

Self-Sufficient Candles

Self-Sufficient Lantern

Headless Hats

Ever-Bashing Boomerangs

Reusable Hangman

Basic Blaze Box

Self-Shuffling Playing Cards

Instant Darkness Powder

Skiving Snackbox

Ton Tongue Toffees

Dragonbombs

Fake Wands

Screaming Yo-Yo

U-No-Poo

Extendible Ears

Half Price Joke Books

Canary Cream Custards

Muggle Magic Tricks

Portable Swamp

Edible Dark Marks

Potter Specs

Potter Scar

BumblingBaby Binkies

BumblingBaby Bottles

BumblingBaby Blankies

Sludge Sauce

Farcical Foam

Foul Fowl

Bubble Ducky

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WonderWitch Morphing Goop

WonderWitch Pimple Vanisher

Punching Spyglass

Deflagration Deluxe

Grow Your Own Warts Kit

Decoy Detonator

Trick Toothbrushes

Weasley Quills

Grow Your Own Furniture Kit

Instant Irish Accent Breath Spray
posted by Twilight-girl-x
Once again the response I got to the last chapter was amazing, I can’t believe it. This Chapter won’t be as long as it’s a sort of filler chapter to link things together; I really hope you enjoy this. Tell me what you think!!
Chapter 6
Draco rushed towards his door, not really knowing what he was doing. It was that sound, the sound that had tortured his own ears for so long that was the problem; he knew where it was coming from and that why he was scared. As his bedroom door swung shut behind him he noticed the pader ahead was opening, creating an archway and corridor beyond. At the end...
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posted by simpleplan
This is kind of like a song version on Neville's speech in DH part 2. I do not have a clue what I wrote it but I hope you enjoy it.




Hold up your glasses it’s over and done
We fought and we fell but that not good enough
People die every araw but we can’t let them die in vain
We try to keep moving, we try to keep fighting
Just one madami step closer to the ending
If we mess it up give it one madami tries
There just no game over were done
At least not tell we have won
We can lose everything
But that’s not going to stop us now
We can’t just walk away from the crimes that you done
Voldemort you going down
And way you can stop us
You can’t break us down