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Dolores Umbridge: the horrible woman who is the most cruel and hated character in the Harry Potter series. Here are 100 reasons as to why I hate Dolores Umbridge.


1) She believes in extremely harsh, severe, and cruel punishments.

2)Too much pink.

3) She's just doesn't make sense. Like, how she tells everyone to raise their hands if they want to speak, but then she ignores them.

4) She's racist. Well, she's technically "half-breed-ist", because she thinks wizards and witches are better than centaurs, werewolves, goblins, elves, etc. I hate that, because without the help of a lot of half breeds, the Hogwartians would have Nawawala the Battle of Hogwarts.

5) She has a bad taste in fashion. She wears way too much frill and lace.

6) Her voice doesn't match her appearance. I mean... she looks like a toad with the voice of a…um… really-high-pitched-singing bird. Very weird.

7) Umbridge tried to get Dumbledore sacked. Well, if you haven't noticed, Dumbledore's still headmaster and Umbridge left Hogwarts with a fear of centaurs. I'd leave Dumbledore alone, if I were you. ;)

8) She can't recognize the truth from the lies. Or she just ignores the truth.

9) Umbridge always acts as though she knows everything, though she doesn't. Example? She didn't know that Lord Voldemort was back. And that's sort of a BIG thing to miss.

10) I hate her name. Dolores Jane Umbridge. I mean, Dolores is an okay name, and Jane sounds cool, too, and Umbridge is a last name so I can't really insult her about that, but all together the name sounds like somone who is just really prissy. Which Umbridge is.

11) She gets a job at a school and then says "I really hate kids.". WHAT THE HECK?!

12) She's abusive. If she lived in the Muggle world, she's get arrested for a child abuse case. Okay, it sounds kind of harsh saying that straight out, but I really, really, really don't like Umbridge.

13) She looks like a toad. And with the bows on her head, the students were "again reminded forcibly of a large fly perched unwisely on tuktok of an even larger toad".

14) She thinks too much of herself. Umbridge would always be saying stuff like "As The Hogwarts High Inquisitor-" or "As Madam Undersecretary to Cornelius Fudge-" and stuff, trying to impress people. It was annoying and arrogant.

15) She was a pureblood lover. She hated Muggle-borns. I wonder how she feels now, now that Hermione helped Harry defeat the greatest Dark wizard of all time. HA! I was so glad to find out that she got sent to Azkaban after the segundo Wizarding War for her crimes against Muggle-borns.

16) She was like the ultimate bad guy... She was worse than Voldemort in my opinion, because she acted quickly. Like how she sent the dementors on Harry the summer before his fifth year.

17) Umbridge is just plain rude. I think you get what I mean.

18) She's a spoiled brat. Umbridge doesn't care what she does or has to do as long as she gets her way.

19) She doesn't get Hogwarts like everyone else does. Like how she interrupted Dumbledore's start of the taon speech. It was the first time anyone had ever done that. She does't get that she can't interrupt Dumbledore, she just CAN'T.

20) She can't even teach right. What teacher just sits down at her mesa and just makes the kids read, throughout the whole entire class, every single day, throughout the whole school year?! Not cool.

21) She can't do anything herself. She made the other Ministry workers, or the Inquisitorial Squad do it for her.

22) Umbridge is, like, backwards. She wants to apoy Hagrid but keep Filch! Something is wrong with that picture!

23) Umbridge bribes people. She bribed Filch to do things for her sa pamamagitan ng saying that she would give him approval for whipping and an expulsion for Peeves.

24) Another reason I hate Umbridge is because she represents a villain we all have in our own lives. I mean, don't we all feel frustration about someone who is trying to control our lives?

25) I hate that Umbridge never really got called out for all the horrible things she did.

26) She didn't like McGonagall. Well, that's an understatement. They were enemies. And anyone who is McGonagall's enemy is my enemy too.

27) Well, this one's kind of an obvious one: she was simply one of the 'bad guys'. We are SUPPOSED to hate her.

28) She interfered too much- with the Hogwarts rules, with Dumbledore's duties as headmaster, etc.

29) She ran the Muggle-Born Registration Commission. She could've gotten Hermione and other Muggle-borns in Azkaban or taken their wands away. Imagine Hermione without a wand to help with the horcrux hunt. Harry wouldn't have been able to defeat Voldemort.

30) Umbridge was a Slytherin. Nothing against Slytherin (they are my paborito house) but the people in Slytherin are generally considered as villains.

31) "... she drafted a bit of anti-werewolf legislation two years nakaraan that makes it almost impossible for him to get a job." Poor Lupin :(

32) Umbridge had tried to stop Dumbledore's Army. Uhn-uh. No one messes with the D. A.

33) She was quite stubborn. All the facts pointed to the fact that Voldemort was back, but she just ignored them.

34) She had Harry write, "I must not tell lies." HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE LIES?

35) She insulted Harry sa pamamagitan ng saying that the only reason he sinabi Voldemort was back was because he wanted attention for himself.

36) She used her position as High Inquisitor as an excuse to harass, intimidate, and apoy the teachers.

37) Umbridge was also just plain unfair. She let the Slytherin Quidditch team get back together but not Gryffindor's Quidditch team. That just ain't right.

38) Another example of Umbridge being unfair: she banned Harry from further Hogsmeade trips... For doing a stinking interview! WTF?!

39) Umbridge banned the Quibbler to be read. First of all, that was a stupid move, because, as Hermione said, that would only cause madami kids to read it. And segundo of all, Harry is finally speaking out publicly and she is trying to shut him down. Once again: NOT COOL.

40) Umbridge replaced Dumbledore as Head of Hogwarts. No. Just no.

41) Oh my God, this is a big one- that "hem, hem" thing she did? SO FREAKING ANNOYING!

42) Dude, she nearly killed Hagrid with the Stunning Spells she had shot at him.

43) It was cowardly for her to try to attack Hagrid in the middle of the night.

44) Umbridge seriously injured McGonagall when McGonagall tried to help Hagrid fight against Umbridge and some other Ministry officials. McGonagall even had to go to the hospital, for crying out loud.

45) She tried to prevent Harry from contacting the only father figure he had at that time, his godfather, Sirius.

46) She injured Hedwig while intercepting Harry's mail.

47) Umbridge wanted to use the Cruciatus Curse on Harry!!

48) She was just stupid. Like, who would call a centaur, which is an amazingly powerful creature, a "filthy half-breed" unless they wanted to get killed?

49) She took Moody's magical eye! I was like, oh no you didn't!

50) She bribed Mundungus into giving her Slytherin's locket for free.

51) Umbridge sinabi that Slytherin's locket was a family hand-me-down from the Selwyns, thinking that it would bolster her pure-blood status.

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{I pag-ibig THIS LITTLE POEM. I THINK THAT JK ROWLING SHOULD CONSIDER Pagsulat mga tula SOMETIME! LOL...}

In times of old when I was new
And Hogwarts barely started
The founder's of our noble school
Thought never to be parted:
United sa pamamagitan ng a common goal,
They had the selfsame yearning
To make the worlds best magic school
And pass along their learning.
"Together we will build and teach!"
The four good mga kaibigan decided
And never did they dream that they
Might some araw be divided
For where there such mga kaibigan anywhere
As Slytherin and Gryffindor?
Unless it was the segundo pair
Of Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw?
So how could it...
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posted by ananya1
I admire the concept of magic from my very childhood. When i was 10 years old i came across the first book of harry potter. and soon i fell in pag-ibig with the leading character harry. it was not until the age of 12 that i watched the movie. both the book and the movie has applied magic on me and the most exciting psrt of the series is the connection between harry and voldemort. these mind blowing adventurous series has won my puso unlike any other book. Its my pleasure to sumali the fanpop and ipakita myself as a tagahanga of harry potter. this is the first time i have been able to express my viwes on this hilarious book


thank u fanpop

i pag-ibig harry potter
A few years has passed since my favourite uncle Sirius has died. And lots has happened to me.

Im not the same girl as two years ago. I have fallen in pag-ibig with a slytherin, no other than Draco Malfoy but ,thankgod, he will never know.

My Aunt Bella has gotten away with so much murder since I last saw her. A death every araw it seems. But her araw will come. My muggle friend,Amelia every dog has their day.

It started when I least expected it. I was in hiding (I was on the run since I told my parents I'd never sumali the death eaters) and I was watching television.And then I saw it my Aunt blasting...
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I AM SO SORRY FOR THE WAIT! BUT I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS! I FINALLY HAVE INTERNET! YEAH, YOUR THINKING WHATS SO GOOD ABOUT THIS FOR YOU, BUT ME HAVING INTERNET AT tahanan MEANS I NO LONGER HAVE TO GO TO THE LIBRARY, AND INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR IT TO OPEN, I CAN JUST POST THE NEW CHAPTER AS SOON AS ITS READY! ISN'T THAT GREAT!HOORAY!! ON WITH THE CHAPTER!

Chapter 12: I pag-ibig the Smell of Rumors on Halloween Morning!

On Halloween morning I woke up to the smell of baking kalabasa all over the place.Sweet, they're preparing kalabasa pie,my paborito kind. Even better, Flitwick announced in Charms that we were...
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I'll make this short but why did the pelikula do this. In the books Padma Patil was a ravenclaw while in the pelikula she was gryfindor.Now just like how Harry's eyes are green in the book and blue in the movie (yes I know Dan cant wear the contacts) but it is , in my opinion ANNOYING! Whats with all these stuff ups?

I mean in deathly hallows part one Harry was himself not barry. I mean WTF? Also in Prisoner of Azkaban in the quidditch match, cedric caught the snitch as Harry fell. But in the pelikula he got struck sa pamamagitan ng lightning.

Obviously someone else in the world thinks that the pelikula stuff ups a little annoying. Does anyone agree/disagree i want to hear. (Please dont be offensive though and have nakaraan at my intelligence, its happened before and quite annoying)also I know the pelikula are great so dont think i hate them.
It was a crisp autumn eve on the Hogwarts express. Albus, James and Rosie where eating cauldron cakes and goofing off, when suddenly an owl soared sa pamamagitan ng and tapped furiously on the glass. Albus opened the window and the owl burst in and stuck out its leg at Albus. Albus unstrapped the note attached to its leg. The owl stared into Albus' eyes and glared.

Then without another backwards glance it took off. "What does it say?" sinabi Rosie who looked terrified. Albus read aloud "potter, if you ever want to see your parents again you will meet me outside the shrieking shack at midnight on Halloween." "Its signed lord Voldemort" sinabi James.

"This doesn't add up" sinabi Rosie. " well we will have to discuss this later because now’s the sorting." Albus said. “cross your fingers that we all get in the same house." sinabi James. "We will!" they all sinabi in unison.
Now first of all let me state that I’m a true harmony tagahanga and I hate any other shippings of girls with Harry. Because I am firm believer that harry is for hermione and no one else can come between them!
Now getting on to the point, before I read HBP I never bothererd to even give a segundo thought for Ginny weasley. Who was she any ways? I never bothered for her at all. So I dindt in any way notice her. But the thing started in HBP and I grew so sick of her!

Now lets see how ginny weasley came into the story!
Until the Chamber of secrets, ginny was just like any other muggle mentioned in the...
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I don't consider the Harry Potter Wiki as reliable. Because according to its canon policy: if Rowling hasn't specifically denied something about a film in the books or in other words, whatever the films say is to be first and foremost promoted in the artikulo as a canon fact instead of the books' facts.

In my logic it should be the other way around. That the books' canon should be promoted first and foremost - exactly becasuse the books are the tier 1 canon and the pelikula only the tier 2 or 3 even - and because we can not be sure what about the films are from Rowling's hints and what are just...
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"Mother! Let's go! We need to go to Diagon Ally!", Draco rushed his mom. "Alright! Alright! Don't rush! There will be plenty of things left to buy", Narcissa snapped at her son. They soon headed off for Diagon Ally.Draco read the letter.

Dear My.Malfoy
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and
Wizardry. Please find enclosed a listahan of all
necessary books and equipment. Term begins on September 1. We await your owl sa pamamagitan ng no later than July 31.
Yours Sincerely,
Minerva McMGonagall
Deputy Headmistress
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft And Wizardry
_____________________________________________...
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He’s back.

And Naperville was there to welcome him.

More than a thousand fans of the world’s paborito wizard gathered at Naperville’s AMC Showplace Theatre for the midnight premiere of “link” It is the first installment of a two-part film, based on the final book in the J.K. Rowling series.

Many in attendance had pre-purchased their tickets weeks nakaraan and started arriving at the south Naperville cinema as early as 6 p.m. Thursday. An oras before the scheduled release, fans were seated in eight of the 16 theaters, and additional showings were scheduled for 3:15 a.m. Friday.

While striped...
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The seventh (and penultimate) film is sinabi to have ‘a very different feel from the other movies’ as for the first time the action does not centre around Hogwarts.
Harry, Ron and Hermione are on the run, thrust into what Ron (Rupert Grint) calls ‘a scary and unpredictable world where anyone could be working for Voldemort’ as they paghahanap for the remaining horcruxes in order to defeat the Dark Lord.

To whet your appetite we’ve conjured up some truly wizard facts about ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’:

• The film’s budget is estimated to have been £150 million. John Hurt...
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C H A P T E R O N E

MIDNIGHT BREAK IN

It was a beautiful, bright, sunny morning, and everyone was outside, having the time of their lives, for school was near. All except one boy on privet Drive.

Harry Potter sat on his bed, locked in his room, waiting for his owl, Hedwig, to return. She had gone to deliver letters to Harry's mga kaibigan four nights nakaraan and still hasn't returned.

The Dursleys had gone to a summer party. They were probably having a great time, while Harry was in his room. The party was supposed to last until midnight. Harry started to feel sleepy, then the room went black.

Harry...
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posted by hannahbanana99
I first thought Harry Potter was really stupid. Then one araw it was on Disney Channel and there was nothing else to watch so I watched Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone. At the end of the movie I was shocked. I LOVED IT!!! I got the whole series of books and got 1-5 the pelikula for Christmas. Now I read each book 3 times and probably know every single word for the pelikula 1-6. I am so crazy for harry potter that i did this. There was a harry potter and the half blood prince movie ipinapakita time at 3:00 a.m.!!!!!! Me and my cousin (18 yrs. old counsin) stayed up till 2:45 in the morning and went to go see harry potter 6 at 3 in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was so intrested in the movie i didnt even fall asleep. We were the only ones in the movie theatre
Possibility one: Offer yourself as a babysitter for Hagrid's pets.

Especially recommended to: People who are not afraid of a painful death

Assumed probability of success: Depends on your skill

Possible reason for failure: Hagrid has just locked himself up in his cabin, refusing to listen to your offer, because of the latest attack on his self-esteem.

Side effects: Might break Hagrid's puso if you get into a close relationship with him.

Possibility two: Dig up Voldemort's corpse, take a Polyjuice Potion with a part of him and ipakita yourself in public.

Especially recommended to: good actors and actresses...
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Part two of my parody :) I do not own Harry Potter or A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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FLITWICK
Is all our company here?

JAMES
You were best to call them generally, man sa pamamagitan ng man,
according to the script.

FLITWICK
Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is
thought fit, through all Hogsmead, to play in our
interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his
wedding-day at night.

JAMES
First, good Filius Flitwick, say what the play treats
on, then read the names of the actors, and so grow
to a point.

FLITWICK
Our play is, The Most Lamentable Comedy, and
Most Cruel...
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I do not own Harry Potter, or A Midsummer Night's Dream. I did have a dream in summer one time, though...I think.

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CORNELIUS
Now, Lydia, our nuptial hour
Draws on apace; four happy days bring in
Another moon: but, O, methinks, how slow
This old moon wanes! She lingers my desires,
Like to a step-dame or a dowager
Long withering out a young man revenue.

LYDIA
Four days will quickly steep themselves in night;
Four nights will quickly dream away the time;
And then the moon, like to a silver bow
New-bent in heaven, shall behold the night
Of our solemnities.

CORNELIUS...
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Genre: Angst
Rating: PG-13 (Just to be safe.)
Author: WolfAngel'JR (in FanFiction.Net -bendaimmortal here.)
Characters: Barty Crouch Jr., Barty Crouch Sr. & Mrs. (Caroline) Crouch.

Summary: The Crouch family, the araw they save the son from Azkaban. Begins with a look into Junior’s feelings throughout his taon in there but focuses on the araw they save him. As always, in my very different interpretation. This is a one-shot.

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A/N I know most people see them in a completely different light but no flaming, please because this view does make all the sense in the world and it is actually...
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posted by e2mma2weasle3
10 Ways to Annoy Bellatrix Lestrange

1) Suggest that Voldemort thinks that Pettigrew is a madami capable Death Eater than she is.
2) Send apparitions of the Longbottoms after her, never letting her rest.
3) Post Harry Potter tagahanga type things all over her Azkaban cell.
4) Keep bringing up her sister, Andromeda, in conversation.
5) Keep bringing up Tonks in conversation.
6) Impersonate Voldemort and make her believe that he’s into peace with Muggles.
7) Cut off her hair and dye what’s left orange; you can tell her that her appearance improves with the “Annie Lennox” look.
8) “Confiscate” her...
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from you (Example: When in a car or an elevator). If you don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and pasko and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their paborito song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox with...
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I have loved harry potter sinse i first saw the movie. I read all the books 14 times each. there so good. My favourite character is Lucious. he is so cool. i also like voldemort,hes cool. Its the best. I went to c the new movie and its soooooo good. I pag-ibig harry potter.it is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
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