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posted by emmaisobsessed
It was a very nice day, and finally getting warmer. Since today was a beautiful day, Professor Isles took her students outside for today’s lesson. She had sent out notes to every student, telling them to meet her on the Training Grounds. Madam Hooch had told her they had a gnome infestation there, and since that was this lesson’s topic, she thought it was best to go to them.

All her students were outside on time, and Professor Isles smiled as she started. “Good morning, class,” she said. “As you can see, it’s a beautiful araw today, so I wanted to take you outside to study gnomes. Can anyone tell me what a gnome looks like?” she asked.

A tiny Gryffindor student raised her hand. “It has a beard and a pointy hat,” she sinabi with a smile. Unfortunately, this answer was wrong, and Professor Isles shook her head.

“I’m sorry, but that’s wrong. That is, however, what Muggle garden gnomes look like,” Professor Isles sinabi to the student. She was a Muggleborn, and had never heard about magical gnomes. “Our gnomes no madami than 1ft tall, are usually brown in color and have potato-like heads.”

Professor Isles had just finished speaking when she kneeled down and picked something up. “This is a gnome,” she said. She had to speak louder now because the gnome was yelling too.

“Gerroff me! Gerroff me!” Professor Isles chuckled, but didn’t let go of the gnome just yet. She was going to ipakita her students how to get rid of gnomes in a bit.

“Gnomes live underground, in gnomeholes, where they dig up and eat roots of plants,” Professor Isles explained. “This creates little heaps of earth around gardens, a lot like moles. Which is why there are currently no Quidditch teams practicing here. It’s almost impossible to land here.”

Professor Isles fell silent for a moment. "If one tries to bite you while you want to get it out of your garden, or suddenly starts attacking you, it's best to use a Stunning Spell. That way it can't hurt you and you can still throw it out of your garden without the gnome being able to come back to your garden," she explained.

Professor Isles had to look out now, before the gnome would bite her. He was already starting to struggle a lot. “Now I’m going to ipakita you how to get rid of them if you ever find them in your gardens,” she sinabi as she rose the gnome above her head. She then started swinging him around, in a perfect loop, above her head. When she had the feeling the gnome would be dizzy enough, she threw it away, right off the Training Grounds. Students gasped when they saw how far she had thrown the gnome.

“You spin the gnome above your head to make it dizzy. This so they can’t find their way back to their holes,” Professor Isles explained. “Then you throw it as far as you can. Why don’t you all try it? The field needs to be cleared, and this is a good way for you to practice.”

Her students did as they were told, grabbing a gnome and spinning it above their heads. “Gnomes aren’t really smart. As soon as they hear someone is de-gnoming their garden, they come out of their holes to check it out, much like now.” Professor Isles pointed at a few gnomes that just seemed to come out of their holes.

“Another way to de-gnome a garden is sa pamamagitan ng using a Jarvey, which is the natural predator of the gnome,” Professor Isles explained as she 'too' started spinning around another gnome. “But this method is considered far too violent. It’s the reason why this method is hardly used sa pamamagitan ng anyone.”

After having sinabi that, she just continued de-gnoming the Training Grounds with her students. About half an oras later, right before the lesson would be over, the whole field was clear. “Please take a piece of parchment with the homework before you go back to the castle,” Professor Isles said. “It’s due before 11:59pm hex time on May 16th.”
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~I DID NOT WRITE THIS. THIS WAS TAKEN OFF OF THE HOGWARTS EXTREME WEBSITE~
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posted by peppergirl30
Lily's POV

My puso is fluttering in my chest. Just relax, I think to myself. You can do this. But I can feel my brothers' eyes on me, and Rose's too. Even her mga kaibigan are gawking. I wonder what my mother would make out of all of this: Am I doing the right thing? But somehow, I think she would agree with me. I'm trying to get Hugo to come back to us, so he can be a Weasley again. I need for this to work.

I get to the Slytherin table, and approach Hugo and his friends. It takes all of my effort to smile. ''Hi, Hugo..'' But my tone comes out wrong. I sound nervous. But he doesn't seem to pick...
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posted by sandywitch
i finished harry potter and the deathly hallows last night an the ending was truly amazing . it was much better than the pelikula ending, don't get me wrong i loved the movie but the way voldermort died was much different . he died out on the landing just near the entrance but in the book he died in the Great Hall. some things are the same but there was some things that were brillant and people will never know about it because people will never read the books. also the books explain things much better and it all fits together in the end. it was amazing!!!! i can't wait to start pagbaba the whole series again!!!!
In honour of the anniversary of Hogwarts Legacy, here’s a quick developer blooper reel from the team at Avalanche Software during the development of the game!
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Compiled from the Twitter contest held sa pamamagitan ng @nerdist.

JanetVarney: Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses

chris8675309: Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio

sarazafar: Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge

dino_rider: Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s halik was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.

bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock

Burnaway: Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up

chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve

Dick_M:...
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