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Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."
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Harry learned quickly not to feel to sorry for the gnomes. He decided to just drop the first one just over the hedge, but the gnome, sensing weakness, sank his razor sharp teeth into Harry's finger and he had a hard job shaking it off until -
"Wow, Harry - that must have been fifty feet!"
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"You're alive," she sinabi blankly to Harry.
"There's no need to sound so disappointed," he sinabi grimly, wiping flecks of blood and slime off his glasses.
"Oh, well...I'd just been thinking...if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet," sinabi Myrtle, blushing silver.
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"A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers," Ron read aloud off the back cover. "That sounds fascinating."
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Hermione, however, clapped a hand to her forehead. "Harry -- I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!" And she sprinted away, up the stairs.
"What does she understand?" sinabi Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from.
"Loads madami than I do." sinabi Ron, shaking his head.
"But why's she got to go to the library?"
"Because that's what Hermione does," sinabi Ron, shrugging. "When in doubt, go to the library."
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Warlock D. J. Prod of Didsbury says: "My wife used to sneer at my feeble charms, but one buwan into your fabulous Kwikspell course and I succeeded in turning her into a yak! Thank you, Kwikspell!"
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"Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.
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They were almost at King's tumawid when Harry remembered something.
"Ginny--what did you see Percy doing, that he didn't want you to tell anyone?"
"Oh that," sinabi Ginny, giggling. "Well--Percy's got a girlfriend."
Fred dropped a stack of books on George's head. "What?"
"It's that Ravenclaw prefect, Penelope Clearwater," sinabi Ginny. "That's who he was Pagsulat to all last summer. He's been meeting her all over the school in secret. I walked in on them halik in an empty classroom one day. He was so upest when she was--you know--attacked. You won't tease him, will you?" she added anxiously.
"Wouldn't dream of it," sinabi Fred, who was looking like his birthday had come early.
"Definitely not," sinabi George, sniggering.
Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."
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Harry learned quickly not to feel to sorry for the gnomes. He decided to just drop the first one just over the hedge, but the gnome, sensing weakness, sank his razor sharp teeth into Harry's finger and he had a hard job shaking it off until -
"Wow, Harry - that must have been fifty feet!"
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"You're alive," she sinabi blankly to Harry.
"There's no need to sound so disappointed," he sinabi grimly, wiping flecks of blood and slime off his glasses.
"Oh, well...I'd just been thinking...if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet," sinabi Myrtle, blushing silver.
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"A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers," Ron read aloud off the back cover. "That sounds fascinating."
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Hermione, however, clapped a hand to her forehead. "Harry -- I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!" And she sprinted away, up the stairs.
"What does she understand?" sinabi Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from.
"Loads madami than I do." sinabi Ron, shaking his head.
"But why's she got to go to the library?"
"Because that's what Hermione does," sinabi Ron, shrugging. "When in doubt, go to the library."
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Warlock D. J. Prod of Didsbury says: "My wife used to sneer at my feeble charms, but one buwan into your fabulous Kwikspell course and I succeeded in turning her into a yak! Thank you, Kwikspell!"
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"Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.
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They were almost at King's tumawid when Harry remembered something.
"Ginny--what did you see Percy doing, that he didn't want you to tell anyone?"
"Oh that," sinabi Ginny, giggling. "Well--Percy's got a girlfriend."
Fred dropped a stack of books on George's head. "What?"
"It's that Ravenclaw prefect, Penelope Clearwater," sinabi Ginny. "That's who he was Pagsulat to all last summer. He's been meeting her all over the school in secret. I walked in on them halik in an empty classroom one day. He was so upest when she was--you know--attacked. You won't tease him, will you?" she added anxiously.
"Wouldn't dream of it," sinabi Fred, who was looking like his birthday had come early.
"Definitely not," sinabi George, sniggering.
1) Attempt to use Snape's oily hair to cook chips
2) Send Snape shampoo
3) Take pictures of himself while showering and then sell them to the female population of Hogwarts.
4) Give Remus a makeover while he is asleep.
5) Ask the potions professor whether the day's assignment can be used a sexual lubricant.
6) Sign his essays 'Seriously Sexy Sirius'.
7) Convince Remus that all the books in the aklatan have been stolen and that it is closing down.
8) Tell First years that Filch is the Voice of God.
9)Tell people that it's Remus' Time of the buwan when he tells First Years off for breathing too loudly.
10)Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross
11)I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
2) Send Snape shampoo
3) Take pictures of himself while showering and then sell them to the female population of Hogwarts.
4) Give Remus a makeover while he is asleep.
5) Ask the potions professor whether the day's assignment can be used a sexual lubricant.
6) Sign his essays 'Seriously Sexy Sirius'.
7) Convince Remus that all the books in the aklatan have been stolen and that it is closing down.
8) Tell First years that Filch is the Voice of God.
9)Tell people that it's Remus' Time of the buwan when he tells First Years off for breathing too loudly.
10)Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross
11)I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
Some Harry Potter fans might disagree with me, but... THE NEWEST MOVIE SUCKED!!!! Sorry to say this but it did. It was a lot shorter than all the others, there was almost no plot, and almost nothing happened the whole movie. All they accomplished in the movie was to find the initials of some guy. I hope the susunod one does a lot better than that one. Although I suppose Dumbledore dying was an interesting thing that happened. The only good thing that came out of that movie was that it progressed the story. Other fans should agree with me, and if they don't it would surprise me. I am a long time Harry Potter fan. I have all the pelikula and I have seen all of them in the theaters, and I have all the books. I'm not saying I am no longer a Harry Potter tagahanga or I don't look pasulong to the susunod movie, but if you haven't seen the movie stick to the book.