Harry Potter Article: Diagon Alley

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posted by mudfire

Many of us are familiar with Harry Potter's Diagon Alley but somehow... it sounds weird to hear A Diagon Mall. I am a third taon student taking up Advertising and we are assign think of a topic that suit our satisfaction. Our topic is about Thematic Branding and I am thinking about doing the Harry Potter's Diagon Alley. Since the place is already a commercial place for the wizardy world I have decided to pick it up as my thesis. Now I would like to gather comments about my proposal about Advertising Diagon Alley and make it not just an ordinary place in a magical world.

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Pottermore: Number Four, privet Drive

posted by koolamelia

The name of the kalye where the Dursleys live is a reference to that most suburban plant, the privet bush, which makes neat hedges around many English gardens. I liked the associations with both suburbia and enclosure, the Dursleys being so smugly middle class, and so determinedly separate from the wizarding world. The name of their area is 'Little Whinging', which again sounds appropriately parochial and sniffy, 'whinging' being a colloquial term for 'complaining or whining' in British English.

J.K Rowling:

Although I describe the Dursleys' house as big and square, as befitted Uncle Vernon's...

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Potttermore-Ghost Plot

posted by sharon-sel

J.K. Rowling's thoughts

This is a personal expression, which has nothing to do with tales of the dead.

Over the seventeen years that I planned and wrote the seven Harry Potter books (not to mention Quidditch through the Ages, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and The Tales of Beedle the Bard), I generated a mass of information about the magical world that never appeared in the books. I liked knowing these things (which was fortunate, ibingiay that I couldn't stop my imagination spewing it all out) and often, when I needed a throwaway detail, I had it ready because of the background I had...

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Calypso p.7

posted by princessofmagic

Calypso's P.O.V.

Being dead wasn't bad at all. No sarcasm. When Calypso died, her soul landed in a big red room. No,it wasn't a room, but like a big red empty space. Different souls were cruised around her, to see who she was. Calyspo heard one soul say "Another one? Why are we getting so many kids?"

"Tiss a shame, there all dying far to young." another sinabi sadly. Calypso raised an eyebrow. A lot of the souls left, but one remained. It was Dumbledor.

"Calypso Cryson. Seventh year, Slytherin. I remember you all right. Even though you did you best to avoid being seen sa pamamagitan ng me, I noticed the resemblance...

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Lord Voldemort Takes a Facebook Survey

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: link. I didn't write it myself.

"I like taking pointless Facebook surveys as much as the susunod person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling pag-ibig might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most kamakailan survey. Here's what he had to say:

Was your last halik standing up, sitting down, or lying down?
The only halik I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.

Whose kama were you on last?
Nagini's,...

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The Bravest Man I Ever Knew

posted by siriusblack4eva

Severus Snape was, in fact The Bravest Man I Ever Knew. "Albus Severus, you were named for two headmasters at Hogwarts, one of them was a Slytherin. And he was, probably, the bravest man I ever knew." Severus Snape fought for what was right. "A true wizard on the inside. Not afraid of what he had to do" "Long nakaraan I had a teacher. A sallow skinned Slytherin with long black hair. I hated him and he seemed to hate me too. Though I branded him a coward, he was, in fact, the bravest man I ever knew."
So, I say, to Severus Snape, 'You were the Bravest Man I Ever Knew. Long live Snape! He was "a true wizard on the inside."'
To Snape!

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Dramione FanFic part 2

posted by FashionBug12

Hermione dashed up the stairs to the Gryffindor commons.
"That selfish pig. That sad excuse for a pure-blood! That-"
Ron sauntered up behind her, and put his arms around her waist. During this particular year, (6th) he was being especially romantic. His red hair was illuminated sa pamamagitan ng the apoy behind them.
"Oh!" Hermione gasped. "Hello Ronald, how's your evening?"
He swayed her back and forth slowly, and kissed her cheek. "Better now your here."
She giggled. "Cheesy, yet effective." Hermione reached up and kissed Ron's cheek.
"So, why back so late, 'Mione?" Ron asked. "Studying for our imaginary...

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Ways to annoy Voldemort. (Hilarious!)

posted by galou_2010

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up sa pamamagitan ng pag-awit tabing-dagat Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on...

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James Harry Potter (the strory goes on)chapter 1

posted by totoly2

Hello everyone, this is a story from Harry's oldest son James point of view. Its my first tagahanga fiction but i hope you enjoy!

Uncle Ron and Aunt Hermonie were over,them, mom,dad,Albus my younger brother,lily my baby sister and I were all at the mesa chatting,well at least the adults were,me and my brother were just listening to the adults go on and on about there time at Hogwarts.
"-remember when we followed those spiders into the forest and met Aragog the giant spider?" my dad was asking Uncle Ron.
"Don't even remind me harry!" Uncle Ron exclaimed
"When was that?" Hermonie asked
"You would not remember...

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11 Comebacks to use when Voldemort says he's going to kill you

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: mugglenet.com
I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.

1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, you got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than you look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for you now!!" *Prepare yourself sa pamamagitan ng getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did you say something?"

5. "Why do you...

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The Prince and his Heavenly Princess

posted by Persephone713

September 1981
Godrics Hollow pub.

Lily was looking around as though she were scared of who may come knocking. It was an eerie night but the moon managed to peak between the clouds that were circulating above, then..the pub door opened and in walked her old friend Severus.

" Lily"..said Severus taken aback sa pamamagitan ng her beauty in the gleam of the moonlight. Her pale silky smooth skin, Beautiful Autumn colored hair and Esmeralda green eyes that sparkled like diamonds.

" You..you came" sinabi Snape

"Of course" sinabi Lily " I know you never...meant to call me what you did Sev, besides I might not have much time."...

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Remembering Severus Snape

posted by LifesGoodx3

Severus Snape

Severus Snape was killed on May 2nd, 1998, sa pamamagitan ng Voldemort. Voldemort killed him because he thought that Snape was the master of the Elder Wand, and if he killed him, then he would be the master.

Snape is a half-blood. He did not have a good childhood. It is possible that he was neglected at home. Also, he was bullied sa pamamagitan ng James Potter and Sirius Black from the moment he started attending the school. Taking the bullying to far once, Sirius almost led Snape to a certain death. Sirius told Snape about the hidden passageway under the Whomping Willow, which led to the Shrieking Shack. There Remus Lupin...

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How reliable pinagmulan the Harry Potter Wiki is?

posted by bendaimmortal

I don't consider the Harry Potter Wiki as reliable. Because according to its canon policy: if Rowling hasn't specifically denied something about a film in the books or in other words, whatever the films say is to be first and foremost promoted in the artikulo as a canon fact instead of the books' facts.

In my logic it should be the other way around. That the books' canon should be promoted first and foremost - exactly becasuse the books are the tier 1 canon and the pelikula only the tier 2 or 3 even - and because we can not be sure what about the films are from Rowling's hints and what are just...

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Harry-ginny VS Edward-bella

posted by emilykuru

Fanfiction:

edward-bella vs harry-ginny

Edward and bella go to a railway station during one rainy araw in london. They meet harry and ginny there,

( bella is not changed into a vampire yet )

Edward: bella love, close your eyes please!

Bella: why edward?

(thinks to himself)

Edward : just yesterday I had promised her that she was the prettiest one I have ever seen, but here here is ginny who looks so pretty.
And bella should better stay away from harry, or she will ditch me like jake..

( meanwhile harry is using legilimence when edward is busy thinking )

Harry: well, why am I going to eye a crackpot...

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Sunrise, Sunset : Sequel to Minerva

posted by mbalzar

June 1, 1998
Minerva was sitting in her paborito place on the baybayin of the lake, watching the sun rise over the silent grounds. Just to be alive, to see the first light of araw hit the kastilyo that stood, so resolutely, silhouetted against fading stars, was a blessing. This was Minerva's paborito time of araw because, for a few shining moments, all seemed to be as it should be; as the sun rose higher into the sky, the kastilyo would come to life, and the students and professors alike would sit in the great hall and talk of meaningless things and be bathed in the fresh morning...

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harry potter talk

posted by june13

harry potter is now logged in
harry anyone here i bored and can't do Magie
ginny w has now logged in
ginny yea am here this is why better then are old owl lol
harry huh? lol wants that tell ron isay hi d hi
ron w has nowlodgedd in
ron hi harry wazs up and ginny get out of this chat room
ginny u can't make me
harry ron ginny be nice and can any one till me what lol and waz means
ginny lol meanslaughh out loud and wazwantt is up
ron lol meanslaughh out loud and wazwantt is up
ginny you took the words right out of my mouth
luke has now logged in
luke hi any one in here
harry has now logged out
ginny has nowlodgedd out
ron now has logged out
luke nope iGuesss not
luke has now logged out
.

am not a nerd and it only took 3 mins to make am just a big harry potter tagahanga tell me want u think sa pamamagitan ng the why its is post to be funny happy brith araw 45th j.k and happy 30th harry
so all i got to say is happy b araw harry

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Harry Potter and the Louche Lightopian (1)

posted by woowie

C H A P T E R O N E

MIDNIGHT BREAK IN

It was a beautiful, bright, sunny morning, and everyone was outside, having the time of their lives, for school was near. All except one boy on privet Drive.

Harry Potter sat on his bed, locked in his room, waiting for his owl, Hedwig, to return. She had gone to deliver letters to Harry's mga kaibigan four nights nakaraan and still hasn't returned.

The Dursleys had gone to a summer party. They were probably having a great time, while Harry was in his room. The party was supposed to last until midnight. Harry started to feel sleepy, then the room went black.

Harry...

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Harry Potter Jokes

posted by simpleplan

What do you call a coughing Quidditch commentator?
<<Weasley (Wheeze-Lee!)>>

What do you call jewelery that many people and I share?
<<Rubeus (Ruby-us!)>>

What do you call a teacher with a bad attitude? Moody Who would you call if you wanted to protect your Valentines?
<<Lockhart (Lock-heart!)>>

How many does it take to light up a wand?

How many Quidditch players does it take to light up a wand?
<<Six to work their butts off and a Seeker to take the credit.>>

How many dragons does it take to light up a wand?
*whoosh of flames*
<<Never mind.>>...

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When The Sun Turned Cold - (Barty Crouch Jr. tagahanga Fic)

posted by bendaimmortal

Genre: Drama/Angst
Rating: PG-13 (Mild language.)
Chapters: 2
AN: This is strongly related to my (much, much better written) one-shot, "Screaming In Our Hearts", which is about the araw they save Junior from Azkaban.

My Junior's looks come from the actor Jamie kampanilya and Senior's from the director Thomas Vinterberg: link :AN

When The Sun Turned Cold

'I'm just the shadow of the man I used to be. And it seems like there's no way out of this for me. I used to bring you sunshine. Now all I ever do is bring you down. How would it be if you were standing in my shoes?'

He'd been told there's a world in every...

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Harry Potter Remix of "Hammer Time"

posted by bribee10

My, my, my My magic hits 'em
So hard
Makes me say
"Oh my lord"
Thank you for
Blessin' me
With magic power And a wand that can't be beat
It feels brilliant
When you know you're cool
A super-wicked Gryffindor
From Hogwarts school
And Known As such
This is a wizard
Ahhh
You can't touch

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
That's right Voldie, im talking to you
You can't touch this
STOP!
Potter Time

Lemme bust the funky lyrics
Fresh new cauldrons
And books
You better watch out for snapes dirty looks
I hope
You mix those potions right
Cause snapes bark is cute
Next to his bite
If you don't...

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Avada Kedavra For Dummies

posted by vanillaicecream

By Niche Eenhoorn

This artikulo will basically cover a few tips on how to cast the Killing Curse. It comes in very handy when muggles are being particularily noisy, specially after having been through the Cruciatus Curse. (both curses usually go hand in hand, unless you are in a hurry of course, then the Killing Curse is madami efficient.)

Let's start with the three basic points: the Incantation, Power of Mind and Proper use of the Wand.

1) The Incantation
First of all and perhaps most important: THE SPELLING of the incantation. It is NOT "Aveda kabrada", "Abba Kabreda" or, as the muggles have utterly...