Our Happy Family
"A-America? France... Canada?" I wiped my eyes and saw the three men standing over me... a little too close.
"Will you all back up? Bloody hell it feels like I'm a bug under a microscope!"
"Ahh seems like we had anything to worry about~ Angleter is fine~!"
"Yes but France... England, he could've been ill, his stocks have been going down- it also didn't help that you and America kept fighting over where we'd take him..."
"Hey dude, he's fine! And at least we took him to your house you should be skipping and pag-awit some weirdo Canadian song!"
I glared at them then I sat up rubbing my temples feeling a dizzy spell falling over me.
"Uhg... I hate this day... why are YOU here especially America?" I rose a eyebrow suspiciously since he never does anything for my benefit why would he start TODAY of all days? The araw he oh so loves to brag about like a bloody idiot.
"Well, its cuz you NEVER visit me on this araw and I wanted to see you! Dude you shouldn't be such a sore loser-" I felt myself fall a bit madami into despair... why does he act like such a arse sometimes?? But he was cut off sa pamamagitan ng Canada hitting him on the back of his head.
"Ow! Why'd you do that Mattie??"
"Because your being rude! You know how England feels about this day.."
"Hehehe good job Mattieu~ Now you and you brother go outside like good boys! Me and Arthur have something to talk about~"
I gave the frog a look and he kept his 'Rape-Face' look on.
"Touch me Frog and I'll start another 100 years of war! Nhg!" I held my side, it was hurting again... damn you 4th of July!!! DAMN INDEPENDENCE DAY!
"Oui~ Oui~ You are in non condition to fight Angleter~ Just lay back and..."
"Dude your so creepy..." America gets in front of him and leans in closer to me, and that just makes me a bit too nervous so I back up to the headboard... and he crawls on the kama til were right up to our noses!
"A-Al?? Um Al, what're you doing to England...??" Canada sinabi but I coulnd't see him, and I'm pretty sure America just ignored him because of the intensity of his eyes he was looking for something.
"A-America? Would you mind... w-would you kindly b-back up a bit?" I tried to keep my breathing level steady but it was hard with how close he was and I could feel my face heat up.
"Hey! America! England sinabi to back off!" France put a hand on America's shoulder but America was steady as a rock.
"Iggy... are you seriously sick or are you messing with me like that time you faked your death?" I blinked and glared at him
"I am NOT sick, and don't bring that up! I'm still mad at your response!!!" I kicked his chest and he finally retracted and I sighed getting up and going to the bathroom- with someone RIGHT behind me..
"Frog Face you'd better go away in the susunod 2 segundos or else you will become a women in the susunod 3 seconds!" He puts his hands up defensively
"Angleter~ I was just going to make sure you wouldn't fall over and die~ I might get blamed for it!" Suure. Hell yes he would though, bloody Frog.
I slammed the door shut hearing a thud and some french words and him cussing.
"Serves that wine guzzling bastard right..." I walk over to the sink counter and run the water feeling the coolness of the liquid run over my skin and cease the burning feeling inside me from just that one splash to my face.
"I'm so... exhausted. Bloody July 4th... I better just kick those annoying pricks out and sleep until its Augest I mailed those twits gift for nothing..." I hear someone speak up from the door in a calm voice
"E-England? Its me, Canada... you remember who I am right?" I feel a twinge of guilt hit me. I do often forget the poor Lad, but I say nothing as silence hangs in the air crushing me as the droplets of water fall off my chin.
"Well...I thought you wouldn't answer, but could you come out? We have something we all want to tell you." I hate that Matthew still holds such a sweet and innocent tone, just as he did when he was a child, my gut says go to him, maybe maternal instinct but my mind yells for me to tell the git to shut his trap and for them all to get out.
Last time I listened to my mind, I Nawawala Alfred to Francis, and Matthew eventually followed. Oh how we all grew so far apart still escapes me...
"Alright..." I wipe the remaining water off my face and prepare to face them, I usually dont get this worked up over them, but they were the people I once called 'family'. I take a deep breath and open the door and what I see amazes me, sickens part of me, and confuses me whole. "W-What the bloody hell?!"
Our... Dysfunctional Family?
