User: You know what? I've decided what I want to be when I grow up.


Cleverbot: What?


User: I wanna be a pasta.


Cleverbot: Lets both be robots.


User: Can we eat pasta?


Cleverbot: Yes, we can eat all of it.


User: PASTAAAAAA *runs in circles*.


Cleverbot: Oh, if you do not fall in love?


User: I am already in love.


Cleverbot: Wait you're in pag-ibig Ben!?!


User: In pag-ibig with pasta, that is! *sparkle wink*.


Cleverbot: Who are you in pag-ibig with?


User: It is not a who. It is a what.


Cleverbot: It is most certainly a who.


User: It is pasta.


Cleverbot: I thought you were a girl.


User: I am pasta.


Cleverbot: No you're a machine.


User: I believe I can be a pasta.


Cleverbot: You believe you can touch the sky... Right?


User: I believe I can run from training.


Cleverbot: See me running through that open door.


User: I smelled the pasta you were cooking.


Cleverbot: Damn, you ruined it.


User: Lolz. Just keep calm and shine bright like a Doitsu.


Cleverbot: We're beautiful like Doitsus in the sky.


User: Shine bright like a Doitsu!


Cleverbot: Lord doitsu shines brither than a diamond.


User: All hail Doitsu!


Cleverbot: Reflect like the moon.


User: I AM BEAUTIFUL *spins around*.


Cleverbot: You're madami than beautiful.


User: I am beautiful LIKE A POTATO IN THE SKY!


Cleverbot: *gives potatoes*.


User: *praises Doitsu*


Cleverbot: Praise Odin!


User: I shall not!


Cleverbot: You shall.


User: Y'all need Doitsu.