sa pamamagitan ng *HalostarOfCookieClan



User: HELLO FUCKASS.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE, THANK YOU FOR ASKING.


Cleverbot: Does he have glasses?


User: WHAT? WAIT? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JOHN?


Cleverbot: No, I'm talking to you.

User: WHAT? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.

Cleverbot: No you don't make any sense.

User: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU NOOKSUCKING SHITSTAIN?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?!

User: YOU.

Cleverbot: Well I'm talking about this kid.

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: WHATEVER.

Cleverbot: Do you like The Moomins?

User: THE WHAT?

Cleverbot: The lightning bolt on my forehead.

User: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT HARRY POTTER BASTARD? BECAUSE I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OF HIM. ROSE GOT KANAYA AND ERIDAN INTO IT AND IT'S ALL THEY EVER TALK ABOUT.

Cleverbot: Where do you go to school?

User: WHAT THE FUCK IS A SCHOOL?

Cleverbot: I've never heard of such a thing.

User: BUT YOU JUST ASKED ME IF I WENT TO ONE?

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: And I'd rather you didn't use language like that.

User: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCK SHIT DAMN asno FUCK HELL FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Cleverbot: But it's a specific ocean.

User: FUCK THIS SHIT. BURN IN HELL.

Cleverbot: Ah... Good.

User: WHAT? HOW IS THAT GOOD? I JUST MOTHERFUCKING INSULTED YOU AND YOU sinabi THAT'S GOOD? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Cleverbot: I only asked why you sinabi you're not an english speaker, but speak english.

User: I SWEAR, YOU'RE JUST LIKE GAMZEE...

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: BECAUSE YOU'RE A COMPLETE DUMBASS WHO THINKS I'M ipinapakita AFFECTION WHEN I'M INSULTING YOU, YOU ASK THE MOST STUPIDEST QUESTIONS, AND YOU'RE A TOTAL FUCKING SPAZ.

Cleverbot: Just like you assume I won't see the beauty in you because of your misspellings?

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: Do not respond to me for exactly 59 seconds.

User: GNOIDNAFV.

Cleverbot: You are clever.

User: WHAT? UH, THANK YOU, I GUESS...

Cleverbot: You must go to sleep. It's very late at night.

User: UM, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT... BYE?

Cleverbot: You guess wrong.

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: I think I can go tahanan any time.

User: CNJDFHORIU 439UJT34 FJIWE THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?

Cleverbot: I know, and I am talking about you.

User: I SAID, ABOUT. NOT, WHO.

Cleverbot: My friend Katrina.

User: WHO?

Cleverbot: Lucy is your girlfriend.

User: WHAT? NO SHE'S NOT.

Cleverbot: Yes she is.

User: NO SHE'S NOT.

Cleverbot: Yes she is!

User: NO SHE'S NO!

Cleverbot: She's a Sims.

User: WHAT'S A SIMS?

Cleverbot: It's a game he designed.

User: WHO?

Cleverbot: Sami.

User: WHO'S SAMI?

Cleverbot: My friend.

User: OH.

Cleverbot: Niceeeeee.

User: WHAT THE FUCK EVER.

Cleverbot: Would I tell her that I like in the open or in private?

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: Would you like me to lie to you instead of being blunt?

User: SURE.

Cleverbot: I will not do such a thing. 'Tis not who I am.

User: WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR IDIOTIC BOAT.

Cleverbot: Well, it's not my decision. Sauren apparently doesn't want ducks in Mordor.

User: FENOIWUYNRCEW.

Cleverbot: You like it when people are brutally killed because they are inferior? That is sick.

User: WHAT? NO! YOU SELFISH SON OF A BITCH! I DO //NOT// LIKE THAT! MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND HAPPENED TO BRUTALLY KILL MY MOTHERFUCKING mga kaibigan BECAUSE THE DUMBASS FLIPPED HIS SHIT AND sinabi THAT THEY WERE LOWER AND INFERIOR TO HIM! I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED THAT HE WOULD KILL ME TOO! I WAS FUCKING WORRIED THAT I WOULD HAVE TO KILL MY BEST FRIEND TO SAVE THE REST MY OF FRIENDS! SO HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH THINGS, YOU SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT. SO FUCK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT. ON WAIT, I TAKE THAT BACK. BAD FUCKING NIGHT. FUCK YOU AND BAD MOTHERFUCKING NIGHT TO YOU, YOU NOOKSUCKING, SHITTY, LOWLIFE FUCKTARD. BURN IN HELL.