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 Dr. Gregory House
Dr. Gregory House
Dr.Gregory House

“I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?”

“Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up.”

“So what's your plan? You take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.”

[Houses' patient has just collapsed] "This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!”

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

"You talk to God, you're religious; God talks...
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 You Can't Always Get What You Want
You Can't Always Get What You Want
Anyone who watches House M.D. on a regular basis will have sa pamamagitan ng now picked up on two phrases that seem to be the slogans of the show: “Everybody Lies” and “You Can't Always Get What You Want.” The first slogan of the show, “Everybody Lies”, seems to be House's philosophy about people. Knowing that Dr. House is the antisocial, misanthrope and very miserable person that he is, this statement which he utters frequently, very nicely sums up the entire view House has for humanity. He finds them un-useful, un-trustworthy and not worthy of spending time with because you'll never get the...
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I'm trying to compile a huge listahan of mga panipi - everything from the sarcastic things House says to the constant payo Wilson offers. mga panipi from all the episodes both amusing and thought provoking.
I'm doing my best, but its hard to make a dent in the huge amount of mga panipi there are. So here's what I have, I'll update it as much as I can, and if you have anything you want me to add - let me know and I will!
Thanks and I hope you enjoy!

Last Updated: 20 May 2008

*NEW* Wilson's Heart quotes
(More to come) - Please comment any you may have!

House: Life shouldn't be random.... lonely misanthropic drug...
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 The moment the entire episode was leading up to
The moment the entire episode was leading up to
I’m devastated like I’m sure many of you are, but I think season 7’s “Bombshells”, while not a typical House episode AT ALL, was amazingly written and a very cool chance for everyone involved in House MD to branch out a little bit. People are extremely mixed about this episode, some pag-ibig it and some hate it and a great majority of that has to do with the very eloquent dream sequences that the ipakita decided to explore. This artikulo is going to attempt to break down each dream sequence and get at the message the writers were intending with each dream.

The basic idea of the dreams were...
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**Spoiler Alert***
This is just a general outline of what I believe to be the best episodes of House. Went into a lot of detail with the best ones, not so much with others. * means best episode of that season, and ** means best episode period.

Season 1

“Everybody Lies”
How it all started, this episode gives you a general idea of what the cast is like, not to mention House’s prickly bedside manner and his reasons for hiring Cameron, Foreman, and Chase.

“The Socratic Method”
One of the most interesting patients that House treats, Lucy Palmero is a supposed scyzophrenic who came to critical...
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posted by tubby2002
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Facts About the Show

+ Hugh Laurie, who plays House on the show, is actually British. He's starred in many British comedy films and telebisyon series' but House is his first American telebisyon endeavor.

+ Hugh Laurie is also a writer (he's written a novel called The Gun Seller), a musician (he plays a number of instruments) and rides a motorcycle.

+ Jennifer Morrison, who plays Dr. Cameron, is actually a blond.

+ During Hugh Laurie's audition, David baybayin says that Bryan Singer, one of the executive producers, said, "See, this is what I want: an American guy." Singer was completely unaware...
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posted by mrshouse62689
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Found this listahan somewhere awhile nakaraan and I had posted it on my Facebook. I thought I'd share it here. :-]

100: Being a complete jerk to people all the time will make them like you, and sometimes, they will also fall in pag-ibig with you.

99: Vicodin will cure all wounds.

98: It's NEVER Lupus.

97: You should know all about your sperm donors before utilizing their sperm. You don't want your kid to be beaten up, after all.

96: Get a good alarm system and guard dog if you're going to be admitted into a certain Doctor House's care.

95: If you're a nurse and looking for spicing up your sex life, get a...
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posted by anaperez007
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A man's left brain and right brain operate independently, which means he lives with two different personalities and has no control over his actions. This makes diagnosing him doubly challenging, as the two sides of his brain struggle for dominance and it becomes increasingly difficult for House and his team to figure out the problem. As a result, the team comes up with some "alternative methods" to get him to cooperate.
In the meantime, Cuddy also must find an unusual approach to convince House to complete his clinic hours.
posted by rose2
"House M.D.: Informed Consent (#3.3)" (2006)
Dr. Allison Cameron: [surprised] You have your cane....
Dr. Gregory House: What is it with you people? I don't use the cane, you're shocked. I use the cane...

Ezra Powell: I don't regret what I did. Informed consent - patient rights - holds back research.
[Cameron, viciously and quickly, slices a piece of skin off Powell's arm. Powell cries out in pain]
Ezra Powell: What the hell are you doing?
Dr. Allison Cameron: Informed consent is holding back our diagnosis.

Dr. Gregory House: [House sees the Ducklings looking like crap after an all-nighter] What have...
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1.You learn medical words and you seem smart.
2.You learn from House how to do funny faces.
3.The characters have a really good sense of humour.
4.In the ipakita plays Jennifer Morrison(this is a major reason)
5.In the ipakita plays Hugh Laurie.
6.You fall in pag-ibig with Chase.
7.You learn new illneses.
8.You spend your time seeing something good.
9.It's not like Grey's Anatomy.
10.(MOST MAJOR REASON)I would be stupid if after all these you wouldn't see it so I see it.

These are the reasons I see House M.D. and I think are the most major.
To House M.D. fans,
rose2
“If you want to change your life, do something, don’t believe your rationalizations, lock yourself up, and pretend you’re happy.”


A very profound statement laced with irony. I had started Pagsulat this artikulo as a review on this week’s House episode, “The Itch” but upon Pagsulat it I stumbled upon something I much preferred to write about. Now I realize this whole thought pattern I have here might be me pagbaba far too much into a TV show, or maybe my very in-depth study of Dubliners (James Joyce) in English class right now, that deals with the theme of paralysis, might be to blame...
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Welcome back to another exciting instalment of Practice, Practice, Malpractice. I thought about a condition that is madami prevalent in younger children and came upon Kawasaki Disease. Now onto the information.

Kawasaki’s Disease
Kawasaki’s is a rare condition in kids that involves the inflammation of the blood vessels. As you can tell sa pamamagitan ng the name it occurs most frequently in Japan. It affects madami than 4000 kids each year. madami patients are younger than 5. Little is actually known about Kawasaki’s and the cause has yet to be indentified. It is thought to be an autoimmune disorder (where...
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I thought it was time someone wrote a cross-over of House Md and Grey's Anatomy.My knowledge of GA is rudimentary,so shoot me if you don't like the storyline*ducks to avoid the bullets*.There is not even one sane scene in this fanfic.Hope you like it :)

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED


Christmas Eve at PPTH.House and his team,old and new,are congregated in Cuddy's office.

C:I know it's pasko Eve,but this is good publicity for the hospital,so whether you like it or not,you're going to do this!

T:My wife is going to kill me if I don't ipakita up tonight!

C:Do I seem to care,Dr Taub?Now,I know we're...
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It has been so long that I figured most of you will have forgotten about me completely... well, I'm not dead, as it happens. And I recently, after months, wrote this... It's intense and involves my usual ingredients: angst, friendship, drama and hopefully insight. I thought I'd post it here to notify all of you that I'm still here, and not just those on the fanfic spot. It's really quite long, but it has a certain flow to it (I've heard... you know me, I won't believe its good until someone says so) that makes it very easy to read. This follows House fresh out of Mayfield... the rest will...
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posted by Irene3691
Cuddy wakes up after a making-children-night. House is still asleep and Lisa smiles looking at him and thinking how cute and nice he looks when he’s sleeping. Finally House sighs and opens his eyes slowly. ‘Morning...’
‘Hey...’ Whispers Cuddy. ‘Did you sleep well? Happy New Year, and I warn you, I will say it during the whole day.’
He chuckles. ‘I slept very well and... if you're gonna say it the whole day, I'll ignore you the whole day...’
‘Okay, I will say it just a few madami times, I don’t feel like you ignoring me the whole day.’
‘Good... nice choice...’ They smile....
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posted by HousesCane
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House and Cuddy are sitting in a room with a person interviewing them about their lives in the hospital.


Interviewer: What is your job here?

Cuddy: I'm the dean of medicine.

House: I'm the head of the diagnostic department.

Interviewer: And what do you do in that position?

Cuddy: I run the hospital and keep House from getting into trouble.

House: I save lives.

Interviewer: How hard is your job on a scale from 1-10?

Cuddy: A 10.

House: With or without Vicodin?

Interviewer: Dr. House, please answer the question.

House: Answer mine first.

Interviewer: Do you usually take Vicodin?

House: Yes.

Interviewer:...
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Wow, I’m pretty much just dead, utterly utterly dead. I’ve always thought House MD was my inspiration to want to go into film and this episode just made me madami certain of that. I know a lot of people have mixed feelings about this episode and what it revealed, but for those of you that feel cheated, this episode reveals so much madami about whom House is and the story he created about himself that he wished was reality. I’m sorry in advance for anyone who is not Huddy, but seeing as this episode pretty much revolved around their story I’m going to be mainly discussing them in this article....
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posted by laughingGrl
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Katie Jacobs "has revealed that a character leaves or dies sa pamamagitan ng season's end." Plus the following:
"House and Cuddy will hook up, but it will be complicated."
"Cameron and Chase will get madami airtime."
"Foreman and Thirteen will continue to get jiggy with each other through the end of the season."
"the end of this season will find a big shake-up at the hospital. 'Something changes and it causes all of our characters to re-examine where they are. Everyone will take stock of where they are,' she says. 'The fall-out from that affects the beginning of susunod season, which will be a bit different before...
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posted by livethislifeup
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December 31st - A uniting that could only evolve into a separation

"I can't do this anymore." Lucas started out softly. He walked out and into the living room with an unfamiliar book in his hand. He grasped it tightly as he walked in.
"This being," Cuddy asked as she set Rachel on the sopa and off her lap.
"Us," he started, and he suddenly tossed the book onto the table. Cuddy jerked in surprise as she gawked at him.
"Are--are you saying we--where the hell did you get this?"
"I was searching around for old pictures of you. Was going to make an album--you know, get you one gift from me for the...
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posted by midnyte007
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I know we've had some shipping wars going on, but since it's Christmas, I'd decided to take this time to put shipping wars aside and listahan my paborito scenes of each ship and ipakita you guys why I think your ship is awesome, or to maybe remind you of why your ship is awesome in case you Nawawala faith along the way. I tried to get as many ships in as possible, but there haven't been scenes between each member of every ship. The ships will be listed in alphabetical order.

Chameron:

Chase: Hi.
Cameron: Its Tuesday.
Chase: Uhh... no, it’s Monday.
Cameron: I know, it's just... I didn't feel like waiting....
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