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"House M.D.: Informed Consent (#3.3)" (2006)
Dr. Allison Cameron: [surprised] You have your cane....
Dr. Gregory House: What is it with you people? I don't use the cane, you're shocked. I use the cane...

Ezra Powell: I don't regret what I did. Informed consent - patient rights - holds back research.
[Cameron, viciously and quickly, slices a piece of skin off Powell's arm. Powell cries out in pain]
Ezra Powell: What the hell are you doing?
Dr. Allison Cameron: Informed consent is holding back our diagnosis.

Dr. Gregory House: [House sees the Ducklings looking like crap after an all-nighter] What have you been doing all night?
Dr. Allison Cameron: Jello shots and wild sex, what else?

Dr. Allison Cameron: [to House] Why'd you have look up that article
Dr. Gregory House: Didn't you find it interesting?
Dr. Allison Cameron: He injected newborn mga sanggol with radioactive agents just to see if they'd urethral reflux.
Dr. Gregory House: He was curious.

Dr. Allison Cameron: I can't do this.
[leaves]
Dr. Gregory House: Drama queen.

Dr. Gregory House: We can legally assume that he'd consent to whatever a reasonable person would consent to.
Dr. Allison Cameron: And a reasonable person would obviously consent to being put in a coma against their will just to satisfy your curiosity.
Dr. Gregory House: I try to kill him, you're mad. I don't kill him, you're mad.

Dr. Allison Cameron: [to House] Head is clean. You were wrong, his faculties are intact.
Dr. Gregory House: Too bad. If his brain were addled, we wouldn't have to listen to anything he says.

Dr. Allison Cameron: [to Ezra] You want us to fail?
Ezra Powell: No, but you will.

Dr. Allison Cameron: [about Ezra] He says no madami tests. He wants to die, and he wants us to help him do it.
Dr. Gregory House: And I want to play a little game I like to call, "Block My Spike", with Misty Mae.

Dr. Gregory House: [to Cameron] His puso rate barely got above 90.
Dr. Allison Cameron: He can't breathe. There's too much fluid in his lungs.
Dr. Gregory House: [in a sarcastic tone] Really? He's got fluid in his lungs, whatever are going to do? Oh, yeah, now I remember. Put him on a treadmill and run him like one of his rats on a wheel.

"House M.D.: Half-Wit (#3.15)" (2007)
Dr. Gregory House: You two paliguan together?
[both have wet hair]
Dr. Allison Cameron: No!
Dr. Robert Chase: No!
Dr. Gregory House: [to Foreman] Double negative, that's a yes.

Dr. Eric Foreman: He paged us at five in the morning for that? I'm going back to bed, distonia's not life threatening, who needs a panel to take care of it...
Dr. Cameron: Takes conilizopan for seizures he has from a bus accident when he was ten.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Then we treat with Benstrupine.
Dr. Robert Chase: [enters] What's up?
Dr. Cameron: 35 taon old savant, distonia.
Dr. Robert Chase: Pfft. I'm going back to bed.
Dr. Gregory House: [appears] Where're you going?
Dr. Robert Chase: Uh... bathroom. It can wait.
Dr. Eric Foreman: There is no case, House. Even if distonia was a big medical mystery, it's not this time.
Dr. Gregory House: [shocked] And you're not intruiged as to how a perfectly healthy ten taon old boy with no prior musical training gets into an accident on his way to school and can suddenly play the piano?
[Chase reaches across for the bag of breakfast, House takes it with his cane]
Dr. Robert Chase: We have to solve a 25 taon old case before breakfast?
Dr. Gregory House: [looks at Chase and Cameron and their wet hair] You two paliguan together?
Dr. Cameron, Dr. Robert Chase: NO!
Dr. Gregory House: [looks at Forman] Double negative. It's a yes.
[Forman stares at Chase and Cameron]

Dr. Robert Chase: You can't just randomly stab the temporal lobe and hope you hit the right spot.
Dr. Gregory House: I'll only take little tiny pieces.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Until what?
Dr. Gregory House: Until I find the problem.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Or you kill him.
Dr. Gregory House: No, I'll keep going even if I killed him.

Dr. Gregory House: Twenty seconds. Pretty good.
Dr. Allison Cameron: For what?
Dr. Gregory House: The time it took you to go from hard-ass to human being.

Dr. Allison Cameron: He's not smiling.
Dr. Robert Chase: I wonder if he has teeth.

Dr. Gregory House: [finds the needle the Cameron was going to use to draw his blood] A little whorish to halik and stab.
Dr. Allison Cameron: You kissed back.
Dr. Gregory House: I didn't want you to die without knowing the feeling. Actually no woman should die without knowing the feeling.

Dr. Allison Cameron: You're just looking for a puzzle to distract you from your own situation.
Dr. Gregory House: You're right. He's dead. Let's go home.

Dr. Allison Cameron: [searching House's place] I'll take in here. Bedroom's down the hall.
Dr. Robert Chase: You've been here?
Dr. Allison Cameron: Where else would the bedroom be?
Dr. Robert Chase: Come with?
Dr. Allison Cameron: You're scared of him catching us breaking into his home, but you're not scared of him catching us doing it in his bed?
Dr. Robert Chase: If I'm gonna get fired anyway...

Dr. Eric Foreman: He was testing blood in the clinic. Don't think it was a patient's blood.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Why? Was it green?

"House M.D.: Finding Judas (#3.9)" (2006)
Dr. Eric Foreman: [about the patient, Alice] She's six. Six-year-olds don't get gallstones.
Dr. Gregory House: So, she didn't have pancreatitis?
Dr. Allison Cameron: Your theory is an invisible gallstone?
Dr. Robert Chase: His theory correctly predicted the pancreatitis.
Dr. Eric Foreman: [to Chase] You might wanna wait until he actually tell us his theory before you start halik his theory's ass.

Dr. Robert Chase: I wasn't halik his ass.
Dr. Eric Foreman: It just looked that way from our angle. You on your knees, House bending over.
Dr. Robert Chase: He predicted the pancreatitis.
Dr. Allison Cameron: It's his dad's fault.
Dr. Robert Chase: My dad was an ass.
Dr. Allison Cameron: But you did everything he wanted you to and in return, you got everything you wanted.
Dr. Robert Chase: Yeah, it's that simple.
Dr. Allison Cameron: His strategy worked. Dad got him a cushy job, paid for his cushy life.
Dr. Robert Chase: Cut me out of his cushy will.
Dr. Eric Foreman: I told you, just his nature. Poor guy's hardwired to halik ass.

Dr. Allison Cameron: Allergic reaction is 100% times madami likely with or without a history. Fever and anemia could've been symptoms of pancreatitis.
[talks on cell phone]
Dr. Allison Cameron: Hello? Thank your for your help.
[hangs up phone]
Dr. Allison Cameron: They froze my accounts.
Dr. Robert Chase: Thank you for your help?
Dr. Allison Cameron: It's not her fault.

Dr. Allison Cameron: Gonna break out the rubber hoses, the bright lights? I'm not gonna testify just because I have to borrow lunch money.
Michael Tritter: I know. Women don't give up on guys that they're in pag-ibig with.
Dr. Allison Cameron: I'm not in pag-ibig with House.
Michael Tritter: A guy as unhinged and unethical does what he wants with no concern for others, but you stand sa pamamagitan ng him.
Dr. Allison Cameron: That can't just be loyality and respect?
Michael Tritter: No.
Dr. Allison Cameron: I'm a girl, so I must be in pag-ibig with him.
Michael Tritter: Not because you're a girl. Because 10 years ago, you got an "A" in calculus until you ratted yourself out, showed your professor a mistake he missed, because you married a man...
Dr. Allison Cameron: [angry tone] Don't go there!
Michael Tritter: You used to be someone who did the right thing. House has changed you. Do you think it's all been for the better?
[Cameron walks out of the room]

Dr. Allison Cameron: [when Alice is in the operating room] Are you saying she never had Reye's? We just put that girl through excruciating pain.
Dr. Robert Chase: Pain wasn't House's fault. Even if the clot was a reaction to what we gave her, we still have to...
Dr. Gregory House: [angry tone] I don't need you to cover my ass! What I need is my Vicodin! Two pills every six hours like I'm on an allowance. She's ibingiay the cop leverage over medical decisions. What the hell, why don't we get a plumber in here, ask his opinion?

Dr. Allison Cameron: Tritter released our bank accounts.
Dr. Gregory House: Horrible, horrible news. Wow! I'm glad we didn't let that fester.

Dr. Robert Chase: [when Tritter released Chase, Cameron, and Foreman's accounts] Maybe he wants us to think that one of us talked.
Dr. Eric Foreman: It worked.
Dr. Allison Cameron: You were with him.
Dr. Robert Chase: We were all with him.
Dr. Eric Foreman: We weren't laughing with him.

Dr. Eric Foreman: [after House yells at them] He's yelled at us before.
Dr. Allison Cameron: 'Cause he thought our theories were dumb, not because our theories were sending him to jail.
[Chase is playing with House's laser pointer]
Dr. Eric Foreman: He's going through withdrawal, could be causing mild paranoia. It'll pass, we just have to suffer through it.
Dr. Allison Cameron: We never ruled out allergy.
Dr. Eric Foreman: We gave her drugs, she had no negative reaction.
Dr. Allison Cameron: We cut open her belly, she got a rash on her belly. We did a scratch test on her back, she got a rash on her back. I know House ruled out mojo, but it can't be a coincidence.
[Chase points the laser pointer at Foreman]
Dr. Robert Chase: Little late to be playing differental games, isn't it?
Dr. Eric Foreman: [shields his eyes] Get that thing away from me! I don't wanna get burned.
Dr. Robert Chase: Laser pointers don't burn you, genius.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Skin, no. Retina, yes.
Dr. Robert Chase: You don't trust my aim? Maybe you should cover any sensitive...
[thinks for a minute, then has an epiphany. He puts down the laser pointer]
Dr. Robert Chase: He was wrong about the puppies!
[jumps from his upuan and races out of the room]

"House M.D.: Act Your Age (#3.19)" (2007)
Dr. Allison Cameron: She's being abused.
Dr. Eric Foreman: A bloody t-shirt doesn't equal abuse. Kids get hurt all the time.
Dr. Robert Chase: That amount of blood?
Dr. Eric Foreman: Oh, crap. You two are agreeing again.

Dr. Allison Cameron: If menstruating is a sign of brain cancer, then I should be on chemo right now.
Dr. Gregory House: That's ridiculous. You're way too skinny to be menstruating.

Dr. Gregory House: You guys are idiots.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Why? Because we stayed up all night doing exactly what you told us to do?
Dr. Gregory House: No. Because you stayed up all night doing exactly what I told you to and you have nothing to ipakita for it.
Dr. Eric Foreman: We've eliminated dozens of wrong answers.
Dr. Gregory House: I asked you what two plus two equals and a araw later you tell me not 25.

Dr. Allison Cameron: He went home.
Dr. Gregory House: Work smart, not hard.

Dr. Allison Cameron: You're intentionally punishing us.
Dr. Gregory House: sa pamamagitan ng making you do your job? Does sound kinda cruel, doesn't it?

Dr. Gregory House: Somebody better be dying.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Lucy's big brother has a crush on me, so he bit the crap out of Chase.
Dr. Gregory House: Not interested.
Dr. Robert Chase: Figured you'd like to know when one of your employees gets attacked sa pamamagitan ng a sociopath.
Dr. Gregory House: Bees or monkeys, yes. Sociopaths, no.

Dr. Allison Cameron: Before you came here, did anybody hurt you? Make you bleed?

Dr. Allison Cameron: I'm gonna need to look in your vagina now, do you understand? I'm a doctor so it's okay.

"House M.D.: Whac-A-Mole (#3.8)" (2006)
Dr. Eric Foreman: [House is Pagsulat down something] What are you writing?
Dr. Gregory House: Nothing.
Dr. Robert Chase: If you know the diagnosis, why don't you...?
Dr. Gregory House: [finishes writing] How are you gonna learn to swim unless I take off your floaties and throw you into shark-infested waters?
[licks the envelope]
Dr. Allison Cameron: You can't know what's wrong after a 30-second perusal of his file.
Dr. Gregory House: Apparently, you can't. Now what's a game without rules? Uh, no tagbacks, no biting, you get one test each and the clock runs until lunch.
[writes something on the envelope; walks over to the whiteboard]
Dr. Gregory House: If I'm right, he'll still be alive. If I'm wrong, it's a very cruel game.
[places the envelope on the whiteboard with a magnetic paperclip. On the envelope written is "THE GAME IS A ITCHY FOOT."]

Dr. Allison Cameron: [when House gets a new cane] Nice cane.
Dr. Gregory House: If I know what you mean.

Dr. Robert Chase: [about Jack's test results] One of you two screwed up.
Dr. Eric Foreman: No.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Not a chance.

Dr. Allison Cameron: [after she refuses to write a prescription for House. She goes into her locker and takes out a bottle of pills and tosses them to House] This'll tide you over. Takes the edge of my PMS, do wonders for you.

Dr. James Wilson: I have a patient. I need...
Dr. Gregory House: Not now!
Dr. Allison Cameron: I'll go.
[begins to leave]
Dr. Gregory House: You'll stay.
[Cameron stops]
Dr. Gregory House: Patient's dying.
Dr. James Wilson: So's mine.
Dr. Gregory House: Not in the susunod hour.

Dr. Allison Cameron: You know you have a problem.
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. It's got a badge and everything.

Dr. Allison Cameron: Are you okay?
Dr. Gregory House: I hurt my shoulder playing pantasiya Football.

"House M.D.: Sleeping Aso Lie (#2.18)" (2006)
Dr. Allison Cameron: Is this just one of your experiments? You just wanted to see how I'd react to being screwed over sa pamamagitan ng Foreman?
Dr. Gregory House: Nice idea, but no. This was just good makaluma laziness. Gotta hand it to Foreman though, he knew that you were a suck up and I don't give a crap. He successfully exploited us both.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Right. We're both victims. A simple heads up, that's all I needed. Maybe between your incredibly witty remarks about anal sex and Cuddy's breasts, you could have tipped me off.
Dr. Gregory House: Then I'd have Foreman pissed at me. And as annoying as you can be, at least I know you're not going to pop a takip in my ass. Witty, huh?

Dr. Cameron: [coming in, with Foreman and Chase, to announce a patient's symptoms] We've got rectal bleeding.
Dr. Gregory House: What, all of you?

Dr. Allison Cameron: Lovely. Revenge as motive for success.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Well, it doesn't have to be motive. But it sure tastes good.

Dr. Allison Cameron: If she talks, if she does the decent thing, then you don't get to solve your puzzle, your game's over, and you lose.
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, I want to save her. I'm morally bankrupt.

Dr. Allison Cameron: You're on his side?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Sides? This isn't dodgeball.

Dr. Allison Cameron: Do you have any idea what it feels like to have a 6 inch hose shoved into your large intestine?
Dr. Gregory House: No, but I now have a much greater respect for whatever basketbol player you dated in college.

"House M.D.: Deception (#2.9)" (2005)
Dr. Allison Cameron: It's the irony of change, they don't like other women in charge. What, you think it's something else?
Dr. Robert Chase: You sabotaged yourself. You went on a petsa with House, you slept with me. Putting you in charge of this department is like a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Yeah, they're really worried that I'm going to create a hostile work environment.
Dr. Robert Chase: Maybe that's the problem. Being in charge means having say no to House. Would you hire you for that?

Dr. Allison Cameron: [looking through Anica's home] There's even books in the bathroom
Dr. Gregory House: Well either she's very smart, or she has a severe fiber deficiency.

Dr. Allison Cameron: She's got an appointment with her ophthalmologist on Tuesday and an appointment with her gynecologist on Thursday. Multiple appointments with multiple doctors, symptom of Munchausen's.
Dr. Gregory House: Or... just thinking outside the box here, she has a vagina and trouble reading.

Dr. Allison Cameron: [to a suspected Munchhausens patient] This is a consent form to stick a wire into your brain. It's important for hospitals to get these signed for procedures that are completely unnecessary.

Dr. Cameron: How would you describe my leadership skills?
Dr. Gregory House: Nonexistent... otherwise, excellent.

Dr. Cameron: There's madami to being a leader than being a jerk!
Dr. Gregory House: The world will never know.

"House M.D.: Fools for pag-ibig (#3.5)" (2006)
Dr. Gregory House: [about Wilson] If he's not hitting that, why is she here?
Dr. Allison Cameron: Because I'm hitting that, and it's totally hot.

Dr. Allison Cameron: 20-year-old married African-American female couldn't breathe. Anaphylaxis-like throat swelling.
Dr. Gregory House: Children?
Dr. Allison Cameron: You think pregnancy would explain the...
Dr. Gregory House: It explains the marriage. Who the hell gets married at 20?

Dr. Gregory House: [about Wilson, who's talking to a nurse] Who's he talking to?
Dr. Allison Cameron: What?
Dr. Gregory House: It's got an ass. Technically, that makes it a who.

Dr. Gregory House: How is that unethical? It'll lead to a diagnosis.
Dr. Allison Cameron: It's leading to the torture of a husband on the off-chance he'll allow a procedure on another person.
Dr. Gregory House: Which will lead to a diagnosis. Didn't I just say that?
Dr. Robert Chase: Give it up. Foreman and Cameron are too ethical and I'm too scared of getting sued.

Dr. Robert Chase: We can't babysit House all day.
Dr. Allison Cameron: I'll tell Cuddy to put a nurse sa pamamagitan ng his room.

Dr. Gregory House: Why does he have it? What does it tell us?
Dr. Allison Cameron: Small cell vasculitis?
Dr. Gregory House: Good. Now let's hear it again, but now with a madami environmental or infectious feeling.
posted by Elizabeth0
You may call him Gregory House, Dr. House, House, M.D, sexy as hell, or simply House…or maybe you just call him that jerk of a doctor on that ipakita from Fox.Despite his drug addiction, blatant disregard for the well-being of his patients (or anyone else for that matter), and the, well, selfish, annoying...JERKY things he says and does...
We pag-ibig him.

Who knows why?

Maybe it's because we realize, like Dr. Cameron, that Gregory House needs pag-ibig madami than anyone.
While he is the type of person you can laugh at on T.V., if your life really was on the line and you were treated like that, I think panic...
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I've thought about it a thousand times,
and it still doesn't make sense,
only because all my life,
I've been building me a fence.
A pader to keep away fear,
to keep away the grief and pain,
to divert the hurt I knew could come,
that in my puso would it sustain.


I stagger the halls in shame,
for pagganap the way I do and how I treat you,
And I know that I shouldn't,
but its the only thing I know how to do.
I force myself to push you away,
accompanied with fret,
cause I know that's not what I want
and it becomes another regret.


When the thought of you comes to mind,
the pain begins to seep,
the grief begins to...
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Huddy?

The nakaraan episode House and Cuddy kissed. They are now purposefully avoiding each other unbeknownst to Wilson; who was trying to figure out what has happened.

Wilson walks into House’s office—with a plan to get some information out of him before he talks to Cuddy.

Wilson: Hey.

House: Hey.

Wilson: Have you seen Cuddy at all this past week?

House: Err. Sure.

Wilson: She was a wreck last week—and now all of a sudden she is, fine.

House: Life altering decisions can do that to some people.

Wilson: Also. You two have been avoiding each other like the plague.

(Wilson sat down opposite...
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 thx so much to PLH for this
thx so much to PLH for this
Alright before I start I’d like to apologize to the participants in this artikulo who have been waiting for about 2 months for me to post this. Frankly I have no excuse, just being lazy and massive writer’s block. But lol I got it done so here it is, now for my little intro before the tour.

So again the time has come for me to look around the House MD spot and to pick a few individuals to highlight on their achievements of being active, posting lots of stuff and generally helping to keep out spot active and an interesting place to be. Its nice being a verteran now and seeing the newbies...
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Title: Used
Rating: R/NC-17
Pairings: House/Wilson FS, House/Cuddy FS, eventual Wilson/OFC, possible House/Cuddy
Warnings: graphic violence and non-con, sexual content, mild language
Summary: House experiences the most traumatic ordeal of his life. Will he be able to survive? Will his mga kaibigan be able to help him?



Chapter Two
An Ugly Truth


"House? House! Come on, now, buddy, stay with me here, okay? House!"



Wilson found that he was nearly yelling, struggling to keep his friend conscious. Unsure how much blood he might have Nawawala or how badly he was injured, he was afraid to allow him to pass out, for...
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Disclaimer: House MD belongs to both soro and David Shore, I own nothing.

Author’s Note: this is probably a Oneshot. I just had this idea of Pagsulat a fic about the tenth anniversary of House’s crippled leg: all the things he would remember, all the invisible tears he would shed and how those tears became visible through the eyes of a certain James Wilson. This is a House x Wilson Strong Friendship fic. It’s pretty angsty because I thrive on that. House sinabi that his infarction was seven years nakaraan in the first season… if every season counts for one taon (which I think they do) the tenth...
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