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Found this listahan somewhere awhile nakaraan and I had posted it on my Facebook. I thought I'd share it here. :-]

100: Being a complete jerk to people all the time will make them like you, and sometimes, they will also fall in pag-ibig with you.

99: Vicodin will cure all wounds.

98: It's NEVER Lupus.

97: You should know all about your sperm donors before utilizing their sperm. You don't want your kid to be beaten up, after all.

96: Get a good alarm system and guard dog if you're going to be admitted into a certain Doctor House's care.

95: If you're a nurse and looking for spicing up your sex life, get a job in oncology.

94: Why read books when you can learn everything from TV?

93. It's NEVER the first diagnosis.

92. If you play your mga kaibigan right, you can borrow 5 grand over a year.

91. There is no dignity in dying.

90. Ketamine is NOT a permanent cure for chronic leg pain.

89: Even if House doesn't want it, everyone around him wants to know everything about him.

88. Everyone in the House universe has a sixth sense and can read people way too good.

87. It will never again be Wilson's disease, but it will be mentioned again.

86. If you suggest Vasculitis enough, you'll start to sound smart.

85. Everybody Lies

84. Every minuto House and Wilson refuse to pag-ibig one another, another tuta cries another tear.

83. They don't call it the White House because of its paint job

82. New innuendo for masturbation: "Finding Nemo"

81. Drugs don't make House high, they make him neutral.

80. House loved "Awakenings." It made him cry.

79. Sometimes, he wants to cry.

78. If you need to figure out your problems, poison your pet rat.

77. According to Wilson, you'd be surprised what you can live with.

76. Wilson met someone who made him feel...funny, good.

75. Wilson didn't want to let that feeling go

74. Stacy lives in Short Hills

73. Genius does have side effects.

72. Cortisol is a cure all.

71. Wilson is a helluva cook.

70. Sex can kill.

69. If you should screw up a self-inflicted circumcision, House will ensure good surgeons will put that twinkie back in its wrapper.

68. Aso pag-ibig to eat vinyl records and Nike shox.

67. NEVER smoke marihuwana grown in soil supplemented sa pamamagitan ng moldy rye bread, parasite infested water, and pigeon feces.

66. EVERY living thing eats. Everything that eats, poops. That is why every living thing has a sanitation department.

65. You can't always get what you want

64. Watch out- cheese is the Devil's plaything.

63. House can be a jerk to people he hasn't slept with. He is that good.

62. Just because some one is attractive, in the House world, she is a whore.

61. There is a "me" in "team" (if you jumble it up...!).

60. Everybody should get an MRI.

59. When you think you have HIV, get high.

58. When someone is in the hospital, it is guaranteed that their house is empty and you can sneak in.

57. If you're kahel and your wife doesn't notice, she's cheating on you.

56. House likes people who teach children that truth is good, and there is no God.

55. Once the reyna is on your money, you're British

54. Personal lubricant is NOT located on the store shelf susunod to the mani mantikilya

53. Exploding testicles hurt

52. Penis canes are murder

51. Use a cane. The vertical stripe is quite slimming.

50. Smugness is easier to maintain than great hair.

49. Never is just "reven" spelt backwards

48. Drooling might be a symptom of Chase wearing his short shorts

47. If your colleague thinks she has HIV, she might invite you over for sex under the influence...

46. LSD can be short circuited sa pamamagitan ng anti depressants

45. If you can't roll a joint, ask your oncologist for help

44. Don't piss House off

43. If you spend half a taon trying to convince an ex that she should dump her husband for you, the minuto that she likes you back, you will lose interest.

42. Something bad is about to happen only if you hear dramatic music.

41. If your leg hurts, you miss Stacy.

40. The white board can't be used sa pamamagitan ng black people, that's why it is called "the whiteboard".

39. Wilson can't just keep asking his patients to wait because Cameron's boss won't let her come out and play.

38. You'll go into custody if you don't get on a plane with your checked-in bagage.

37. Carrying a radioactive "keychain" will give you a dose of poisoning equivalent to 70 THOUSAND x-rays. Will also give your best friend a rash.

36. When you order a reuben for House, make sure there are NO pickles.

35. If you want a obstinate patient to take medicine, tell them it's the same one prescribed to "Republicans".

34. You and your daughter will never look like twins; get her the damn ice-cream cake for her birthday!!!

33. A 100 pound 5'5" woman is incapable of breaking the fall of a 400 pound man. So is tempered glass. But it's a helluva a way to win your boss's respect.

32. If you see a stethoscope hanging from House's door, he's having sex.

31. And it doesn't have to be with another person.

30. Whoever came up with Buprenorphine to wear off Vicodine should be shot the stabbed in the eye.

29. Life is a series of rooms.

28. Prednisone compromises the immune system.

27. Forcing someone to have a conversation with you is "raping them, in a non-invasive, madami annoying than traumatic way."

26. If you get rid of a dog, it's becuase you're planning to dump your girlfriend.

25. House would do Wilson AFTER Cameron does Chase

24. Wilson's not on anti-depressants, he's on speeeeeed.

23. According to Wilson, House fell on his head when he was a child.

22. Chase hates Nuns.

21. House would consider low-rider jeans on Cameron both attention grabbing and "hot".

20. Having a criminal record and/or being hot are good ways of being hired sa pamamagitan ng House

19. If you have a cane you can get away with ANYTHING!

18. House is the only one allowed to play with the markers.

17. Chase has a weakness for bald 9 yr old girls.

16. If one of your team rats you out to a power hungry Board chairman don't apoy them... Torture is much madami fun!

15. Canes are better than puppies!

14. Don't make Cuddy mad..... she'll take away your pills.

13. People used to have madami respect for cripples you know.

12. They didn't really.

11. House hasn't been on a petsa since Disco died.

10. According to House and Wilson, it's Bros before Hoes.

9. Flames on a cane makes House look like he's going faster.

8. Leather jackets make you warm *AND* cool. How do they know?

7. When the Inuit go fishing, they don't look for fish. (They look for the blue heron)

6. Overall, drug addicts are idiots

5. Asking a girl her "Dreams, Hopes, and Aspirations" is a DEFINITE panty-peeler!!!

4. If your boss takes away your parking space, throw a tantrum and spend a week in a wheelchair to make your point.

3. You can call Karl in book keeping "Kevin" because it's a secret friendship club name.

2. You can see music when tripping on LSD.

1. He is a mistanthropic, miserable, antisocial, sexist, bigoted, depressed, pill popping, motorcycle riding, selfish ass. But would you trust anyone else with your life?
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 #1 tuktok rated litrato "House" from newbie
#1 top rated photo "House" from newbie
Ever wondered what the highest rated or most nagkomento on things are in each area of our spot? I've definitely spent some time perusing through the many pages of tuktok rated larawan and artikulo and it's interesting to see which things are the most popular.

So here, for you, are the highest rated/most popular items in each area!


10. "Cast of House MD"
By: newbie 3 years ago
30 fans; 4,986 views

9. "House"
By: newbie 3 years ago
30 fans; 8,799 views

By: suds 1 taon ago
31 fans; 2,336 views
 #8 tuktok rated litrato "EPIC FAIL PICS" sa pamamagitan ng suds
#8 tuktok rated litrato "EPIC FAIL PICS" sa pamamagitan ng suds

7. "Better Versions...
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posted by BeforeItWasCool
Disclaimer: I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything as satisfying as the last scene of season six when House finally got not only what he needed but what he wanted! Oh, sorry that’s a PROclaimer. Okay, I own nothing in the House universe except a deep, undying pag-ibig for Dr. House and no court on earth can take that away!!

It’s About Time….

Her comments had washed away years of his doubt and sadness. Their paliguan had washed away the layers of grime and blood on their bodies. And now he was going to wash away the longing that had plagued him since that night after...
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01 ♥ Because he will always be the one for her.
02 ♥ Because she saved his life.
03 ♥ Because they met in a strip club.
04 ♥ Because they met playing paintball.
05 ♥ Because we still don't know were they actually met
06 ♥ Because she moved in a week after they met.
07 ♥ Because their relationship is like an addiction.
08 ♥ Because their relationship is like Vindaloo curry.
09 ♥ Because he spent madami than five years pining for her.
10 ♥ Because he couldn't stand the thought of losing her again.
11 ♥ Because he opened up to her.
12 ♥ Because he knew when she was smoking.
13 ♥ Because...
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 It's Hilly's interview time!
It's Hilly's interview time!
She's a vodka-holic, Huddy-holic and Huli-holic (wow, that sounds weird). She also happens to be my awesome fiance :P
I present to you, the one and only: Hilly! *applause*

1. Introduce yourself!
Well, I'm huddyislove, but people know me as Hilly. I'm a major Huddy shipper, but I'm also a HUGE Huli shipper (and don't look at me that way, yeah, just like that! XD)
Anyway, people on fanpop usually relate me to bodka and shopping. And the weird thing is- they find me off cause I like shopping and actually have a life. XD Sometimes I feel like an underdog in the whole House MD fandom :P
But I still...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 18: mga sanggol and Bathwater

Full Recap

A couple are driving through the streets and the pregnant wife is driving her drunk husband. The woman temporarily blacks out and they barely manage to avoid a car wreck. The police ipakita up and think she's drunk as she begins to act woozy. Then collapses.

Foreman is checking up on the couple and her brain tests prove negative but her kidney and liver look odd – she's only 28 weeks pregnant. House is indulging in a dream about Vogler when Foreman brings him the news. House in turn gives them the news that Cameron has quit. When Chase...
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posted by nothin_ooses
Wilson parked his car in front of Cuddy’s house. The silence was still filling the air around them since they left Mary’s home. The awkwardness of it was shouting the absence of words that could possibly express how they felt after what Doctor Mary told them. segundos later Cuddy broke it.

“How… could it… have it come to this, Wilson?” Her voice was Nawawala and his eyes focused on the street.

“I don’t know…”

“Do you want to come in?” She spoke as she opened the door.

“Only if you need me.”

Cuddy took a deep breath and the silence filled the air again. “Should I… should...
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We were watching clips of "As Good As It Gets" in psych class today and there was a scene in the restaurant with Lisa Edelstein and Peter Jacobson playing a young couple! It was all I could take not to shout "It's Taub and Cuddy!" in class.

It won't let me post a link from youtube on here anymore so if you go to youtube and type in "lisa e in as good as it gets" it will pop right up.

Anyway, thought you all would get a kick out of it, especially because they look so young and have worked together before! :D
Hey everybody. I hope you enjoy this chapter, it’s really scary, but I liked. Thanks very much for the reviews and have fun. Don’t curse me when you finished reading, ok! There’s gonna be madami chapters cause this story is really enjoying me.

A hazy light was coming from the lonely post that was vanished between the cold mist. Oh God the cold was terrible this time, mainly because of the wind that was blowing miles per hour. But the sound whispered sa pamamagitan ng the wind was the only thing you could concentrate to try to sleep, it was like some magic, some magic that made the messy sound of the big...
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so sa pamamagitan ng popular demand: i will post this in stages, but be aware: its gonna be a bit before ITS ALL DONE, and it makes madami sense to read it all at once

those of you who have read and answeredlink know what im talking about

this is parts 1,2,and 3
part 4 will be the LONGEST

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE leave comments and give constructive critizism, so i can improve whats yet to be written

anyway without further delay i present to you:

The moon sparkled over clouds turning twists about the sky. Shades of champagne crept in patterns and definitive...
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posted by peoplesuck
This is a very long section. As always please comment, let me know if you would like me to continue to part 2.
The susunod ten minutos felt like a blur, a surreal blur in which everything seemed to go so fast yet so slow. House broke every traffic law in the book on the way there and parked in an ambulansya bay. If Cuddy made it through this she would have his head for that. As soon as the car came to a stop Sarah flew out of the car so fast she tripped over her own feet. Luckily she regained her footing and did not drop Cuddy whom she was carrying.
“I’ll take her, go take care of yourself,”...
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posted by rose2
"House M.D.: The Jerk (#3.23)" (2007)
Dr. Robert Chase: [while giving Nate mushrooms] Nate, how's the pain?
Nate: Hey, it's Skippy, the palumpong kangaroo!
Dr. Robert Chase: Your head, Nate. We need to know how the pain is.
Nate: What I got here is the opposite of pain.
Dr. Allison Cameron: That means you're suffering from cluster headaches which means hopefully...
[Nate looks at Cameron]
Nate: [laughs] Man, you're hot!
[turns to Chase]
Nate: She's making me horny.
Dr. Robert Chase: Deal with it.
Nate: Hey, hey, hey, hey. You can't get me stoned then not close the deal.
Dr. Robert Chase: [under his breath]...
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 Eliza Dushku as Danielle Fayle
Eliza Dushku as Danielle Fayle
This episode is between episode 9 and 10, lol.
I´m neither good at medical stuff nor at sticking true to the characters, be warned...

Episode 9 1/2 (Part 1)

(View of Wilson´s office. He is sitting at his desk, Pagsulat something as a woman with a file comes in. Wilson stops Pagsulat and looks up, taking a nap of his morning coffee.)

Wilson: Morning Danielle.

Danielle: Morning James.
(reads the files)
You have to talk to a patient in an hour. Ah and Mrs. Taylor annulled her appointment for tomorrow morning.

Wilson: Thank you, Danielle.

Danielle: sa pamamagitan ng the way, Mr. Thompson is still complaining about the...
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posted by misanthrope86
I pag-ibig silly little bits of information that are utterly useless in practical everyday life. So I thought I would compile a '6 Degrees Of Separation' listahan (well, sort of...) for 'House MD'.

Lots of the actors and mga aktres that have appeared on the ipakita have crossed paths before working on, or since working on 'House MD'. Here are the ones that I have picked up on...

1) Kurtwood Smith, who played Dr. Obyedkov (father of Patient-Of-The-Week Patrick) in the season three episode 'Half-Wit', also played the father to Robert Sean Leonard's character, Neil Perry, in the 1989 movie 'Dead Poets Society'....
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posted by HouseFreak
Once again an amazing episode.

The first time I watched this episode, I didn’t think too much of it. But now after re-watching it several times, I realize how amazing this episode is, it is defiantly one of my tuktok episodes of season 1.

Through out this whole episode Hugh's pagganap was fabulous, absolutely flawless.
The pain and emotions he portrayed through out this episode took the viewer on an emotional rollercoaster, I found myself on the verge of tears madami then once.

The scene where House smashed his hand was beyond amazing, you could really see and feel the pain he was going through at that...
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