Half Wit

House took Cuddy outside of the house, and they walked slowly to his car. He opened up the passenger door for her and gently helped her in the seat. House shut the door, he was asking himself- "What am I doing?", "Why am I being so nice?" He stepped into the drivers seat, started the car and drove off.
Lisa-"Ummzzz, areee you are not drunk? How long have you been at John, um.. um?
House-John Hopkins you mean?
Lisa-Yeppers.
*House couldnt help but crack of laughing*
House-"I just got here today."
Lisa-"Me toooooo."
*House smiled.*
Lisa-"Whazzz you paborito color? Mines is purple!"
House was laughing...

CHAPTER 4 WHERE?
The tests are being taken, Wilson doesn’t know why Cuddy insisted HE take care of House, but he could sense in her voice that she needed him to do this. ‘Has what I’ve been joking about all this time finally come true? Has Cuddy fallen in pag-ibig with House?’ It’s the only reason he could think of, either that or House did something really repulsive with her and the baby the other night.
House was lying in the kama passed out, Cuddy had ordered the Morphine and House looked content, Wilson wasn’t going to wake him up to ask such a trivial question. But before he could...

Well, I had a hard time staying away from this artikulo editor :P
Especially after Help me :DDDD

So, with the help of catherinw, I'm bringing you
The best of the best Huddy moments ever
(again :P)

WARNING: seriously huge amount of Huddiness below


◘Awful: link (3.09 Finding Judas)


◘Adorable: link (5.17 Social Contract)


◘Breathtaking: link (6.23 Under my skin)


◘Buttilicious: 'OMG! You're not wearing any udnerwear!' (4.08 You don't wanna know)


◘Cute : Rachel spitting on House. (5.13 Big Baby)


◘Dull: 'I know when my Vicodin isn't Vicodin, do you know when your birth control pills aren't...

SPOILERS CONTAINED HEREIN! STOP NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE!

Hear ye, hear ye!

Having heard the (rightful) bemoaning of a lack of passionate lip wrestling thus far in the season, I have taken the most promising premise for the upcoming episodes (A Pox On Our House) and written up a possible ending to the episode. This does not in any way mean that I

A) have seen the script

2) have seen the episode

or

III) reside under gardens and create troublesome holes for granny-types who curse my existence.

This is just me providing one possible scenario for the end of that particular episode. Now, from what...