We all probably remember reuben - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.
Reubenese for beginners
Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'? English: Hello. How are you today?
Reub.: You can't drink two jars of applesauce if you don't lift the guard dog. Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.
Reub.: Wow, you can make a dog bark faster than a isda can climb a tree. Engl.: I think you are cute.
One araw carly sam and freddie were on there way to the grovy smothie when carly sam and freddie were crossing the kalye carly wasent looking and a truck came its way towards her. Freddie saw the truck so he pushed carly out of the way and freddie got hit and runn over sa pamamagitan ng the truck. Freddie was unconstious on the floor.carly and sam both called 911.When the ambulence came they put freddie in the girney. Freddie was taken to the emergency room with carly and sam. Later that araw spencer and misses benson came. Freddie was still unconstious. The doctor sinabi freddie was alive but he was having...