I'd be his BFFL, his side-kick, trusted assistant, i'd kill tak, capture dib for zim to have as a slave, gaz....she's just have to leave zim alone, we'd be cool. I'd keep gir busey, make sure he dosent bother zim, entertain minni moose, try to prove to the tallest that he's madami than what they think.
So, I'd pretty much be his best friend.
And, i'd ask him if it's possible to turn me into an irken.
Probably befriend him sa pamamagitan ng insulting and criticizing humans, convince him I'm not a threat, get him to ipakita me his base eventually, and then aid him in fighting Dib! And say he were to take over Earth, make sure he doesn't destroy me to!!
I had a dream once that he was real and moved in susunod to me...but I don't feel like talking about it... o.O