Wanna hear some Jacob jokes. *beware they usffer from lamo*

How do you get rid of jacob?
Get a stick and yell fetch


What do you call a Jacob Black when he's lost?
A where-wolf.

How do you know Jacob Black is happy to see you?
He humps your leg.



What should you do if your Jacob Black gets sick?
Count your friends. It may be somebody he ate.


Where does Jaocb Black live?
In a were house.

What do you call Jacob Black with clothes on?
A wear-wolf.


Why does Jacob Black like to eat health pagkain nuts?
It keeps their coats nice and shiny and healthy looking.

what do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like, he can't chase you.



CREDIT TO 1TeamEdwardFan