What do you think of this?

It was late afternoon in investigation headquarters. Everyone had noticed that L was well, twitchier than usual. L announced that he was allowing everyone a rare break while he dragged the handcuffed Light with him to take care of the personal business that was making him twitchy. Most people celebrated their break sa pamamagitan ng heading to the vending machines for a snack. But not Matsuda.

Aizawa wandered down the hallway, pausing to see Matsuda's head pressed against the pader susunod to L and Light's bedroom door.

"What are you doing?" Aizawa growled. "Ryuuzaki will be mad if he catches you eavesdropping."

Matsuda peeled himself away from the pader to press a finger to his lips and hiss at Aizawa to be quiet. "Come listen to this," Matsuda whispered breathlessly.

Against his better judgment, Aizawa reluctantly pressed his head against the wall.

Inside their bedroom, he could hear L and Light talking in low voices.

"Stop wiggling, Ryuuzaki," Light hissed. "It'll hurt less if you stay still."

"But it will hurt," L countered. "I do not like pain."

"It won't hurt much. Honestly, have you never done this before?"

"No," L replied dully.

"Seriously? I would think that everyone has-"

"I have not,' L cut him off. "I do not make a point of allowing foreign forms of moisture to enter my body."

"That's fucking disgusting, Ryuuzaki. Why do you put it that way?"

"Knowing me as you do, why are you surprised?"

"Yeah, knowing you," Light muttered. "Now, hold still, okay? I don't want to have to tie you down so you won't squirm."

"I will not struggle," L sinabi quietly. "I am a willing participant."

"Good."

There was a moment of silence broken sa pamamagitan ng a rustling sound and a muffled yelp from L. "That stings considerably."

"I told you to hold still, idiot! Now, stop squirming. Let me-"

"To the left, Raito-kun. Please control yourself."

"I am! Come on, let's get this over with."

Another strangled gasp from L. "Raito-kun, do you not know how to a