If L found the Deathnote in your house what would you do and say?

I would bake him the presa and cream cupcake recipe I learned to make in sixth grade and offer for him to stay. I'd let him use my iPad and computer for investigation. Of course we have no free beds in the house right now, so he'd sleep with me and I'd cuddle him~ <3 He'd forgive me after that! :D

Scream "I'm rich bitches! XD"
Then I'd sell it on eBay ^-^ I'm not a killer lol

L: I suspect you to be kira.

Me: toro SHIT! *glomp hugs him* X3

I would take the death note and say "so we just write Light Yagami in here right?"

i will be like : YAAAAY
and L will be: i beleave that U R kira "R U crazy?"
me : there are 2 choices :1 if there is anames written on .. " iam controled sa pamamagitan ng kira ,and i can help u in the investigation , and at the same time will make U my life saver cause kira is gonna kill me if you DIDNT CATCH HIM first "that will be agood reason to help him in the investigation
&2 if there is no names "i cant be kira cause the death note is empty ... any way i will be relaxed and HAPPY cause i trust L and iam sure that he will find out that iam not KIRA ...
......

Claim it's not mine and then pick his pockets and take it back. My Death Note!! I am Kira! ALL BITCHES BOW BEFORE ME!!! Actually...please don't. xD I need just L...*drool* Heh; I picked his pocket and grabbed his ass. lol

I'd be freakin' out cause I'd seriously have no idea how it got there and convince L that I'm being framed as Kira. I'll most likely be turned into a suspect though... which aint good. I'd want L to trust me. D':

I'd chuckle evilly in my mind because the one he found is a fake and I have someone else using the real one elsewhere.

L: This is the Death Note... the weapon used sa pamamagitan ng Kira. *stares at me severely*

Me: Truth is... I'm such a huge tagahanga of Kira... that I made a fake Death Note... sorry for that... haha *innocent smile*

L: *tests it out and finds out it really is fake* hm... You are still a minor suspect. *slowly leaves*

Me: *hears door close* MuwahahaHAHAHA!

(.....X'3)

Me: Holy shit?! how did that get there...

L: I believe you are kira.

Me: No i'm xXitachiXx, get it right.*eats dango*

I'd probably get nervous and might not respond to him for a while..because I'm not the type of person who would do that to people for amusement or to rid the world of certain people because it's not my place to..I would probably try to explain that to L and considering I wasn't lying I assume L would believe me :p

its not what it looks like....i mean, you wanna go on a date?.....i mean will u marry me? i mean.....ahhhhhh!!!! (writes own name in death note)

Exclaim I don't know how that got there, ipakita him it's completely blank and let him follow any investigation he wishes accordingly. He's not gonna convict me! Because I'm not Kira! Then, once he finished, I'd try to get him to stick around and become his friend. He's so cool!

tell him i estola it from light for evidence that he was Kira and hug L.

I'd be all like "Dude, I bought this on Ebay. Look, Lind L. Taylor isn't even written right. It's not slanted enough."

Yes, I have a cheap copy of the Death Note. And yes, Lind L. Taylor isn't written correctly. It's off sa pamamagitan ng exactly three degrees.

Apologize and tell him the truth; that I would never use it. I have a feeling that he would believe me.

Denie everything -w-

I would just stand there smiling think Crap!!!!Then this is how it would go down.

L : I believe you to be Kira

Me : Well, how do I know your not him trying to trick me into telling you if it is real and then frame me?

L :True but the chances of me being Kira is 2% probable. And if you have this Deathnote you must be Kira sa pamamagitan ng 6%.

Me : But what if I'm not, hmm?

L : Okay but I'll be watching you.*stares me down till all the crickets in the world off themselves*

Me : Oh shiz that was close. * takes out Deathnote and writes the name off my shinigami's name in it,shinigami drops down dead* Yes L just try * eats walang tiyak na layunin cake that I just happened to have*

I would say I estola it from Kira to give to him. Then I'd give him lots of kendi and cake and sugary things!