Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A sanwits OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sanwits yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with mani mantikilya and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the mani mantikilya sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the halaya sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow mani mantikilya or halaya sanwits into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of halaya at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of mani mantikilya lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical mani mantikilya and halaya sanwits and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sanwits out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sanwits anyway
3. Realize that you were the instrument sa pamamagitan ng which the ingredients chose to make a sanwits after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol or Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sanwits “brother”
3. Place mani mantikilya slice over halaya slice
4. Spread halaya on the other slice
5. Spread mani mantikilya on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of mani mantikilya and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim you coerced them into making the sanwits for you all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make you another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as you start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply mani butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, mani butter
Darlton
1. Make a mani mantikilya and halaya sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say you had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A sanwits OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sanwits yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with mani mantikilya and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the mani mantikilya sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the halaya sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow mani mantikilya or halaya sanwits into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of halaya at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of mani mantikilya lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical mani mantikilya and halaya sanwits and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sanwits out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sanwits anyway
3. Realize that you were the instrument sa pamamagitan ng which the ingredients chose to make a sanwits after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol or Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sanwits “brother”
3. Place mani mantikilya slice over halaya slice
4. Spread halaya on the other slice
5. Spread mani mantikilya on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of mani mantikilya and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim you coerced them into making the sanwits for you all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make you another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as you start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply mani butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, mani butter
Darlton
1. Make a mani mantikilya and halaya sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say you had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
