Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.
Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?
He says "Where have you been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"
Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it
'Male: I'm all you've got good lookin'
Female: then I must not have alot
Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore
Male: So what do you do for a living?
Female:...
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