(laughs) I'm sorry! I'm so very sorry. I know this doesn't have a thing to do with Michael but I just can't help it I must tell y'all this. The funniest thing JUST happened! (laughs)

Well I was in my room minding my on business, at my computer making a video of a, "MJ bad era fantasy. It's called, "MJ Bad era pantasiya (moonwalker) when he (the magic) met her (the beauty)." As I was making the video, I heard my brother randomly yell, " MAMMA!!" and it made me jump. It made my puso jump. "what? what's going on in there? " I was wondering. So I got up, slowly walked to my door and I was alittle scared to open the door. So I gently turned the knob and finally opened the door. THERE WAS A apoy IN THE KITCHEN! The apoy was on the skelet. There, my mother and my brother was in there trying to figure out what to do to put the apoy out. Then my granny came out of her room, looked at me and I looked at her and I sinabi with a high voice. "Fire! " she asked me, " what's going on?" I weakly pointed at the kitchen. So she looked in there and started walking in there and yelled, "WHATS GOING ON?! So all three of them were in there trying so hard trying to do something fast. I was kinda scared. I was watching in my doorway with my hand over my mouth. They got out that red whatchamacallit thing to put it out. I forgot what it's called. They was just standing looking at the apoy trying to figure out how they're going to use it. "DON'T JUST STAND THERE! SPRAY AT IT! "I hollered at them. They just stood there for just alittle bit longer then they finally sprayed. That's when I finally went in there. I was standing there with my arms folded glaring at them. I was so mad. "ok, what was all that about?!" I snaped. My mother told me to turn the ceiling tagahanga on. So I violently pulled the string to turn it on. I was just so angry. Turns out my brother was trying to make a burger and he ended up being clumsy. So I wad still standing there with my arms folded "cangradulations, Roland. You have created fire." I sinabi glaring at him. He looked at me, chuckled nervously and just walked. "wow. Some folks in This family has a lack of cooking skills" I sinabi to myself. Then angrily