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posted by btflash
I know this should be for some other club, but I'd like to... well... "Educate" people on proper usage of words, phrases, and grammar in general.

So please, allow me to present:
LESSONS ON GRAMMAR
sa pamamagitan ng btflash

I'm on kind of a short mind-set at the moment, so these "lessons" will definitely grow in number as time goes on and I add lessons.

PLEASE NOTE: These lessons are set in the order in which that I think of them and add them. If you would like a lesson to be added, please post what the topic of sinabi lesson would be in the comments below or Private Message me. I will gladly add the lesson if it is reasonable.

If you think that I am incorrect on something, please tell me and state your reasoning. I understand that I am only human, and that I make mistakes.


First Lesson: Your/You're.

I can't even tell you how many people get these words mixed up. That's why this is the first one to come to mind.
The word "Your" is used as a possessive, or when saying that an object belongs to someone. It should not be used to describe someone.

"Hey, Billy, your fly is down." = Correct
"Hey, Billy, you're fly is down." = Incorrect


The word "You're" is a completely different word. You're is a "Contraction" that is short for "You Are," and it is used to usually describe someone in some shape way. It cannot, and should not, be used as a possessive in place of "your."

"Robert, you're a terrible person." = Correct
"Robert, your a terrible person." = Incorrect




segundo Lesson: Their/There/They're


This is another set of commonly confused words that I see a lot around here. Contrary to popular belief, "there" should not be used instead of the other two words.

The word "Their" is used as a possessive, or when saying that an object belongs to someone, in place of someone's or multiple people's name(s).

"All of their Pusa are dead." = Correct
"All of there Pusa are dead." = Incorrect


The word "There" is used when a person/object is used instead of using a location's name when pointing out an object being in that location. It is NOT used for possessive, nor is it used as a conjecture in place of "They are".

"The sandbox is over there." = Correct
"All of there Pusa are dead." = Incorrect
"There going to the park" = Incorrect


The word "They're" is a "Contraction" that is often used to replace "They are."

"They're going to the park" = Correct
"There going to the park" = Incorrect



Third Lesson: To/Too/Two

Yet another set of commonly-confused words (gee, there are a lot of them!), due to the fact that these are incredibly close when it comes to spelling. No, "To" is NOT used for everything. I literally had to look these things up because it's a bit hard to explain.

The word "To" is what is called a "Preposition," which means it usually comes before a present verb used as either a noun, adjective, or adverb. It is also commonly used in an exchange.

"I'm going to give this box to Joe." = Correct

"I want to go to the park" = Correct

"I want to get a toy, to." = Incorrect


The word "Too" is mainly used, much like a contraction, instead of the words "as well."

"I want to get a toy, too." = Correct

"I want to get a toy, to" = Incorrect


The word two is the number 2. It's not used for anything else. Just the number 2.

"I have two Pokemon games." = Correct

"I have to Pokemon games." = Incorrect

"I have too Pokemon games." = Incorrect



Please comment on any lessons that you would want added, and I hope you have gained something from these little "Lessons."
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Saten Twist was called into his manager's office, just outside of Los Angeles Union Passenger Terminal. He was sitting in the hallway, waiting to go inside.

Greg: *Arrives with Jake*
Saten: You got called here too, huh?
Greg: Now I know what this is about.
Jake: It's because we got in a fight at the bar yesterday. I technically shouldn't be here since I did not engage in any hostile activity.
Saten: You still started the fight.
Manager: *Opens the door* Come in gentlemen.

The four stallions continued the conversation in the office.

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Stallions: *Playing pool*
Santa Fe parang buriko 59: *Walks in with Saten Twist* Look who's back everypony!
Stallions: Saten Twist!!
Saten Twist: *Sits down at the bar* uy fellas.
Bartender: Hi Saten. *Gives him a glass of beer* The usual, just for you. You've got my wife to that business meeting in Flagstaff in time like you promised, so this is on the house.
Saten Twist: Thanks. *Gives him a quarter* Say hi to everyone else in the family for me.
Bartender: Will do.
Greg: *Walks over from a table* Hey, Saten. How was your run from Albuquerque?
Saten Twist: Wonderful, as usual.
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4:43 AM. It was still very dark.

Robert: *Walking through the station with a tray of garbage*

He went into the kitchen, placed it on a table, and climbed to the roof.

Robert: *Walking on the roof to a power switch. On his way, a tile goes down, landing on a lower section of the roof*

When he got to the switch, he played with it to make the air raid siren go on.

German Ponies: *Stop what they're doing, and listen to the siren* AIR RAID!! *Shutting off the lights* INSIDE!!
Colonel Von Waldheim: NO! No no, keep working!!!!

But no one listened to him.

Labiche: *Walks to the station with Didont,...
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