"Halt!" someone shouted at me. Great, first I'm in a shitty disguise, now I have a badnik on my case. "What are you doing?" he asked. "I'm pulling a train to ponyville. There were no locomotives, so I decided to pull it myself." I told him. "You must be really tough." the badnik replied. "Who are you anyway?" "My name is S-" I was going to say my name when I remembered the fake name Pinkie gave me. "Congo Whorekanoga." The badnik stared at me for a few seconds. "What's in the train?" he asked. I decided to lie, "I brought weapons for your army." As soon as I sinabi that, the badnik looked like he was going to kill me, but then he noticed something on my leg. Or maybe in it since part of my hand was sticking out. "Whats this?" he asked. Without a word I jumped on him, took my disguise off, and threw it in the river. At least we made it to Ponyville, without one of our teammates getting caught. "Ok everyone out." Rarity ordered. I guess she was tired with being in that train. sa pamamagitan ng the time everyone was out, it was dark. We had to drop Applebloom and her mga kaibigan off at Sugarcube corner. Mr, and Ms Cake survived, and sinabi they would take care of the three fillies, but they had their mga sanggol to worry about. "Me and Rarity can stay here." Fluttershy offered. So it was settled, four ponies with assault rifles, babysitting three fillies that had .44 magnums. If they were going to carry light weaponry, they needed something with lots of firepower. Thats why Twilight made copies of my magnum, with hundreds of bullets, Sweetie Belle could use her magic to copy the ammo. As for the rest of us, it was a grey hedgehog (me) bahaghari Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight Sparkle with Spike. They all had an MP40 from the nakaraan battle, but I had my M249 machine gun, with a mini uzi and .44 magnum. "Too bad for your disguise." Pinkie whispered. I had an idea to dress up as Shadow. I knew I would've gotten everything except the shoes right, but I did it anyway. "Losers won't notice a thing." I sinabi after getting the disguise on, "How do I look?" "Exactly like him." applejack replied. Our plan was to vandalize some of the trucks, and other vehicles. Thats what me, Pinkie Pie and bahaghari Dash were doing. The others would sneak inside the enemy base, and find stuff about the susunod attack. "What do you think they'll do?" Spike asked. "No idea." Twilight sinabi nervously, "But we gotta find out. It's now or never."
applejack as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
bahaghari dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.
Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
filly rarity: uy u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!
Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)
Discord: bahaghari dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes bahaghari a filly)
filly dash: uy u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks bahaghari back)
Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!
to be continued.................
Pinkie pie: what are you doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild mga hayop and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt sa pamamagitan ng them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild mga hayop and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt sa pamamagitan ng them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued