At the captain's quarters

Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The parang buriko that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are you from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So you created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.

Later that night.

Green hay: *playing kill the D.J.*
Tourists: *dance to music*
Rarity: How does someone dance to that?
Applejack: Ah don't know, but it sure does sound cool.
Rarity: How does it sound cool, when there's too much profanity?
Applejack: It just does. Where's the captain?

At my quarters

Sean: *looks at sky*
bahaghari Dash: Hi Sean.
Sean: uy Dash, and Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: What are you doing in here? The party is out there.
Sean: I'm just relaxing, remembering those battles we've gone through before.
Pinkie Pie: Which one are you thinking about now?
Sean: The fight for Stalliongrad.

Seventeen years ago

Stalliongrad December 30, 2014

Discord: If I can't have stalliongrad no one can.
Sean: Dash carry us up there.
bahaghari Dash: Ok, hang on *flies up*
Discord: Now.
Blaze: *drops bomb*
bahaghari Dash: *kicks bomb into air*
parang buriko alliance: *cheers*
Applejack: Lets get on!
Sean: Give up Discord.
Discord: No. You may have destroyed my bomb, but I have another.
Sean: Chaos control!

Now we are in another city.

Blaze: You idiot. You took us back to Manehattan.
Sean: Oh damnit! *looks out window*
Applejack: What is it?
Sean: I think you mean Manhattan.
Blaze: *Looks at Brooklyn Bridge*
Discord: What is that?
Blaze: *sets hands on fire*
Sean: Get down!
Blaze: *throws fire*
bahaghari Dash: *fights Discord*
Applejack: We're gonna hit the bridge!
Blaze: *hits Sean*
Sean: *hits Blaze*
bahaghari Dash: *K.O's Discord*
Sean: *throws Blaze onto bridge*
Blaze: You think you can kill me?
bahaghari Dash: *grabs axe*
Applejack: *runs toward Blaze*
Blaze: *pushes Applejack*
Sean: A.J! *grabs Applejack*
bahaghari Dash: *swings axe*
Blaze: *grabs axe, and sets bahaghari Dash on fire*
bahaghari Dash: *falls* AAAA
Sean: NO!
Blaze: *nearly hits me*
Sean: Hang on!
Applejack: *holds on to bridge*
Blaze: *pushes me*
Sean: *hits Blaze*
Blaze: *kicks Applejack*
Applejack: *screams*
Blaze: I can't believe your helping these pussies.
Sean: They're not pussies! All of them do amazing things.
Blaze: They're all fucking lame.
Discord: *wakes up* what the..?
Sean: GO TO HELL!! *hits Blaze*
Blaze: *pushes me toward cable*
Sean: *grabs cable*
Blaze: *hits cable 5 times*
Sean: *hits Blaze*
Blaze: *hits me with axe*
Sean: *pushes Blaze*
Blaze: *loses footing*
Discord: *watches in horror*
Blaze: *tries to get back up*
Discord: Blaze! Blaze!!
Blaze: *laughs and falls off bridge*

Back to today.

Sean: Such a terrible time.
bahaghari Dash: Both of us nearly died.
Sean: applejack risked her neck to save you. I'm surprised she survived the fall.
Pinkie Pie: Are we going to talk about our past or are we gonna party?!
Sean: Party!!

So we all partied on until the susunod day.